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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:27:35 PM EDT
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Hell yeah, Boston strong!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:29:41 PM EDT
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How is their voting strength affecting the State?  
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Careful not to attract too many hipsters... look what happened to CO.


It's okay.. the hipsters herd together in Austin, Dallas and Houston. Easily contained.
How is their voting strength affecting the State?  



Yeah ask us Ohioans how keeping the liberals confined to the cities works out.. easy for them to vote 3 times that way..

Obama gets 99 Percent Of The Vote In More Than 100 Ohio Precincts

Barack Obama received more than 99% of the vote in more than 100 precincts in Cuyahoga County, Ohio on election day.  In fact, there were a substantial number of precincts where Mitt Romney got exactly zero votes.  So how in the world did this happen?  Third world dictators don’t even get 99% of the vote.....
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:38:38 PM EDT
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Being the second largest state in the US certainly does affect them Texans.



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It aint our fault you're too beaucoup.




We could compare population. Or population of pretty women.  I think Alaska is pretty close to the bottom on the first and right there at the boom on the second.






Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:39:21 PM EDT
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Canada is physically larger than the US, does that make it better?

 
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Being the second largest state in the US certainly does affect them Texans.



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Canada is physically larger than the US, does that make it better?

 




 
No, our Salvation Army could kick Canada's ass.






Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:39:46 PM EDT
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lol Texas
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:40:25 PM EDT
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You were Mexicans before that.





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Texicans.






Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:42:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:49:08 PM EDT
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Dear Texas,

You're welcome.


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There are a large number of us that are very aware of that fact Sir.   Thank You!
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 8:54:42 PM EDT
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Being the second largest state in the US certainly does affect them Texans.

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Bring that bitch down here during our summer and let's see how big it is by the end of August.



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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:43:13 PM EDT
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Being the second largest state in the US certainly does affect them Texans.

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We could just split Alaska in half and make Texas the 3rd largest state...
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:48:03 PM EDT
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We could compare population. Or population of pretty women.  I think Alaska is pretty close to the bottom on the first and right there at the boom on the second.


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It aint our fault you're too beaucoup.


We could compare population. Or population of pretty women.  I think Alaska is pretty close to the bottom on the first and right there at the boom on the second.




Are we counting illegals?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:53:07 PM EDT
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Turn in your Texan card.  
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Figured this belonged on page 2 as well.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:55:37 PM EDT
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Your not alone



You're not using your grammar correctly.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 9:59:02 PM EDT
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Mexicans.

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No, Mexicans.

Link Posted: 10/26/2013 10:00:57 PM EDT
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Texans and New Yorkers are one in the same.
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Say what?  
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 10:41:42 PM EDT
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I've been wanting to visit Texas, but I don't speak the language.
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blah blah blah blah argue.



WHERE DO I BUY THE T-SHIRT?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:05:57 AM EDT
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Turn in your Texan card.  

I don't get the joke.   The map on the shirt looked mostly accurate.  

I do think Texas is actually a little bit larger than shown, though.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:08:42 AM EDT
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FIFY




 
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 6:17:41 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/27/2013 8:02:40 AM EDT
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We were an independent nation prior to joining the Republic.  Everyone else was a territory or a colony purchased from another nation.

We fought our own war of independence, unlike the rest of the states.
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We were an independent nation prior to joining the Republic.  Everyone else was a territory or a colony purchased from another nation.

We fought our own war of independence, unlike the rest of the states.



Really? You are not aware of the the original 13 colonies war for independence from GB?
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 9:01:45 AM EDT
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We were an independent nation prior to joining the Republic.  Everyone else was a territory or a colony purchased from another nation.



We fought our own war of independence, unlike the rest of the states.






Really? You are not aware of the the original 13 colonies war for independence from GB?


He probably meant we were the only state to single-handedly fight for our independence but even that wouldn't be true. Texas probably would have lost the revolution if not for the Tennessean volunteers and we weren't the only Mexican state in rebellion. What happened in Texas was actually a part of the first Mexican civil war and the states of Coahuila, Nuevo Leon, Tamaulipas, Zacatecas, San Luis Potosi, Queretaro, Durango, Guanajuato, Michoacan, and Yucatan were all in rebellion. Texas was the only state to win against the Mexican army and achieve independence.

Link Posted: 10/27/2013 9:24:50 AM EDT
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I was in Houston last year, reminded me exactly of Trenton NJ

except there were more dangerous whitey-hatin Mexicans instead of the usual dangerous whitey-hatin blacks

I stopped into a CVS to get some sunscreen, all the Mexicans looked at me in shock, like "What is the crazy gringo doing in our CVS?!"

good stuff


wait until they can vote, see how red your state is then

I love how all southerners blame the free shit army for screwing up their local state politics but they think that the entire northeast is full of ultra-lefty white people.

the idea that we have the exact same situation up here, cities drowning in FSA,  is just impossible for them to understand

or they don't want to understand because it fucks up their ability to praise themselves to the high heavens


The thing that nobody understands is that it's douchebaggy to praise yourself and triple douchbaggy to praise yourself for being born in a geographic location like that's a huge achievement.  It's deca-douchebaggy to look down your nose at other people who do not share your proud non-achievement.



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He probably meant we were the only state to single-handedly fight for our independence but even that wouldn't be true. Texas probably would have lost the revolution if not for the Tennessean volunteers and we weren't the only Mexican state in rebellion. What happened in Texas was actually a part of the first Mexican civil war and the states of Coahuila, Nuevo Leon, Tamaulipas, Zacatecas, San Luis Potosi, Queretaro, Durango, Guanajuato, Michoacan, and Yucatan were all in rebellion. Texas was the only state to win against the Mexican army and achieve independence.
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We were an independent nation prior to joining the Republic.  Everyone else was a territory or a colony purchased from another nation.

We fought our own war of independence, unlike the rest of the states.



Really? You are not aware of the the original 13 colonies war for independence from GB?

He probably meant we were the only state to single-handedly fight for our independence but even that wouldn't be true. Texas probably would have lost the revolution if not for the Tennessean volunteers and we weren't the only Mexican state in rebellion. What happened in Texas was actually a part of the first Mexican civil war and the states of Coahuila, Nuevo Leon, Tamaulipas, Zacatecas, San Luis Potosi, Queretaro, Durango, Guanajuato, Michoacan, and Yucatan were all in rebellion. Texas was the only state to win against the Mexican army and achieve independence.



can you fucking believe that a guy who grew up sitting on his ass watching the brady bunch and eating peanut brittle and playing Nintendo is taking credit for a war fought 150 years before he was born?

and another guy is arguing the relative merits of another war fought 50 years before that?


guess what, I'm 100% English and "we" beat the Spanish armada

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'M AWESOME


(note the word "we" refers to both myself and the sailors that lived in 1588 AD)

Link Posted: 10/27/2013 9:42:55 AM EDT
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Texas is way overrated...
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can you fucking believe that a guy who grew up sitting on his ass watching the brady bunch and eating peanut brittle and playing Nintendo is taking credit for a war fought 150 years before he was born?

and another guy is arguing the relative merits of another war fought 50 years before that?


guess what, I'm 100% English and "we" beat the Spanish armada

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'M AWESOME


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lol

I always get a laugh out of that. Like they personally fought in the war. Also while Texas may have won the war then they are losing it today. The last time I was there it was hard to tell if I was still in the US or Mexico until I got to Austin which made me think I took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in Frisco. Add the the giant walls of juicy bugs that practically ruined the paint on my truck and ungodly heat I can firmly say that Texas sucks.

Now I know in advance that some butthurt Texan will come along and point out the shortcomings of my state (which I admit are many) but I don't go around sermonizing how wonderful Illinois is and at least the cashiers around here speak English.
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 3:15:24 PM EDT
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I love all the Texas hate.  It really makes me laugh, and shows who has no clue.

Good luck with the state of your own states.  Feel free to stay out of ours.
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I love all the Texas hate.  It really makes me laugh, and shows who has no clue.

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When you get Mountains please call...well..not really I am sure they will suck.....and why would anyone go to texas? Nothing to see, been their, once was enough..
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When you get Mountains please call...well..not really I am sure they will suck.....and why would anyone go to texas? Nothing to see, been their, once was enough..
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I love all the Texas hate.  It really makes me laugh, and shows who has no clue.

Good luck with the state of your own states.  Feel free to stay out of ours.



When you get Mountains please call...well..not really I am sure they will suck.....and why would anyone go to texas? Nothing to see, been their, once was enough..

We have a deal then?
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I was in Houston last year, reminded me exactly of Trenton NJ

except there were more dangerous whitey-hatin Mexicans instead of the usual dangerous whitey-hatin blacks

I stopped into a CVS to get some sunscreen, all the Mexicans looked at me in shock, like "What is the crazy gringo doing in our CVS?!"

good stuff


wait until they can vote, see how red your state is then

I love how all southerners blame the free shit army for screwing up their local state politics but they think that the entire northeast is full of ultra-lefty white people.

the idea that we have the exact same situation up here, cities drowning in FSA,  is just impossible for them to understand

or they don't want to understand because it fucks up their ability to praise themselves to the high heavens


The thing that nobody understands is that it's douchebaggy to praise yourself and triple douchbaggy to praise yourself for being born in a geographic location like that's a huge achievement.  It's deca-douchebaggy to look down your nose at other people who do not share your proud non-achievement.



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Did you just compare the 4th largest city in the US to Trenton, New Jersey based upon your visit to a drug store? Did you then go on to describe things which are douchebaggy?

I've spent a significant portion of my life in Houston, I can't say that your impression is the one I'm left with.

I'll agree that being proud of the place you were born in, solely because you were, is silly, though.
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I love all the Texas hate.  It really makes me laugh, and shows who has no clue.

Good luck with the state of your own states.  Feel free to stay out of ours.



When you get Mountains please call...well..not really I am sure they will suck.....and why would anyone go to texas? Nothing to see, been their, once was enough..

We have a deal then?

No, I will have to come back to texas eventually for the inheritance.....we have land unfortunately in texas.....
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 3:52:38 PM EDT
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That makes no sense.
Why would Kali trash move from a state with a thousand times better weather to a state that is also being over run by Mexicans? I think it's
a bogus argument. I live in Kali, own rentals in Kali, Nevada, and Oregon.

When I decide to settle in, it won't be in a boarder state, and definitely not HI.

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Careful not to attract too many hipsters... look what happened to CO.


Lots of Kali trash moving to Texas.  It'll be a blue state soon...


That makes no sense.
Why would Kali trash move from a state with a thousand times better weather to a state that is also being over run by Mexicans? I think it's
a bogus argument. I live in Kali, own rentals in Kali, Nevada, and Oregon.

When I decide to settle in, it won't be in a boarder state, and definitely not HI.


Considering cali has already been over run by mexicans they should just stay there.
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The anti-police troll taking a dump in somebody else's thread. How nice.
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Thank y'all!
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:06:15 PM EDT
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Leave it to an Okie to be wrong about Texas history.
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The Republic of Texas did take in the land of what are now other states, but it didn't look like that, but they sold off what doesn't look like Texas now and still couldn't make it so became part of the United States.

Leave it to an Okie to be wrong about Texas history.

Really? put up a map of the Republic Of Texas, I do know a little bit about history by the way...
Link Posted: 10/27/2013 4:09:41 PM EDT
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How Texans really see Texas.



dp
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The anti-police troll taking a dump in somebody else's thread. How nice.
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The anti-police troll taking a dump in somebody else's thread. How nice.


I'm only an itinerant cop basher. I'm the anti-theist. Check your playbill.



 
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Seems like someone overcompensating for an unusually small penis.  Must be a Texas thing.


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I was in Houston last year, reminded me exactly of Trenton NJ



except there were more dangerous whitey-hatin Mexicans instead of the usual dangerous whitey-hatin blacks



I stopped into a CVS to get some sunscreen, all the Mexicans looked at me in shock, like "What is the crazy gringo doing in our CVS?!"



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wait until they can vote, see how red your state is then



I love how all southerners blame the free shit army for screwing up their local state politics but they think that the entire northeast is full of ultra-lefty white people.



the idea that we have the exact same situation up here, cities drowning in FSA,  is just impossible for them to understand



or they don't want to understand because it fucks up their ability to praise themselves to the high heavens





The thing that nobody understands is that it's douchebaggy to praise yourself and triple douchbaggy to praise yourself for being born in a geographic location like that's a huge achievement.  It's deca-douchebaggy to look down your nose at other people who do not share your proud non-achievement.
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Which part of Houston did you visit?  Sounds like you ended up in the hood.
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It's not about "texas hate"

It's about people from texas congratulating themselves and declaring themselves to be superior to people who live in places they've never been to


do you realize how childlike and weird that is?   That is the act of a true blue purebred asshole.

I'm sure it started out as some sort of cutesy tongue-in-cheek state pride thing but somewhere along the line it turned into a vehicle to be an profound asshole


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Fucking texas. Full of ignorant bastards that circle jerk over the geographic size of their state.

Yeah. How sad is your fucking state when some guy thats been called "fella" all of his life thinks youre a bunch of dumb rednecks. Pretty fucking sad.
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I was in Houston last year, reminded me exactly of Trenton NJ

except there were more dangerous whitey-hatin Mexicans instead of the usual dangerous whitey-hatin blacks

I stopped into a CVS to get some sunscreen, all the Mexicans looked at me in shock, like "What is the crazy gringo doing in our CVS?!"

good stuff


wait until they can vote, see how red your state is then

I love how all southerners blame the free shit army for screwing up their local state politics but they think that the entire northeast is full of ultra-lefty white people.

the idea that we have the exact same situation up here, cities drowning in FSA,  is just impossible for them to understand

or they don't want to understand because it fucks up their ability to praise themselves to the high heavens


The thing that nobody understands is that it's douchebaggy to praise yourself and triple douchbaggy to praise yourself for being born in a geographic location like that's a huge achievement.  It's deca-douchebaggy to look down your nose at other people who do not share your proud non-achievement.




  Which part of Houston did you visit?  Sounds like you ended up in the hood.



It was pretty much just like every other city you go to

there's a shitty overcrowded beltway serving downtown

you got your downtown office buildings

your crappy inner suburbs with seedy old strip malls

a couple of slummy areas here and there

probably surrounded by real nice suburbs (didn't see that part)


the sandy soil and the humidity reminded me of Trenton

what do you think you'd see if you went to Trenton or pittsburg or any other middling sized city?   gangs of pygmies shooting poison darts into people from blowguns?
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