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Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:53:05 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:


http://www.ghettowine.com/pics/maddog/maddog.jpg





You can put it in a paper cup if you want to get classy.





Boone's Farm is much classier than that shit

 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:53:14 PM EDT

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:54:39 PM EDT
My wife attended a funeral where this was played during the ceremony. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU  Pure class.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:04:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 4:04:36 PM EDT by Dac1915]
I like to drink wine out a big 32oz insulated 7-11 coffee mug, filled with ice...through a straw.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:07:26 PM EDT



Originally Posted By DK-Prof:



Originally Posted By larkinmusic:




Originally Posted By JeffTheOtherDude:

I hate when someone puts whiskey or vodka in the freezer. It waters down the flavor.








How does making it cold water it down?





 




I believe the theory/belief is that your taste buds pick up less flavor when things are really cold.  (That's apparently why some bars serve their shitty beer in glasses that were in the freezer.  When beer is REALLY cold, it is harder to distinguish crappy beer from good beer).  



It creates a real dilemma for ice cream.  



Putting whiskey in the freezer is pretty weird to me, but I do keep my vodka in the freezer.  To me, vodka should have a verysubtle flavor, so some of them are actually improved by low temperature - at least to my palate.



I bet you'd like Finlandia vodka then.



 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:17:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:27:41 PM EDT
Neck tattoos are the epitome of class.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:29:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By phurba:
Neck tattoos are the epitome of class.


A name in cursive for bonus points.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:31:16 PM EDT



Originally Posted By scrum:


I got these as a gift, they work really well without watering down the drink or changing the flavour. Plus they give a whole new take for "on the rocks".



http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/ba37_whiskey_stones_glass.jpg



http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/ba37/



ETA:  Normally I drink my whiskey at room temps, but some are better cooler.


I just got some of these.



Maybe I've been doing it wrong, because it's hard to notice only 2 of them in there. I sure do like the idea, though.



 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:31:54 PM EDT



Originally Posted By ColonelHurtz:


I went to a dinner party at my mother's house last year and a couple of her rube friends put sugar in their wine.


My mother has suggested Sprite for a nice bottle of Cab.



 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:39:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By speedfreak955:
Originally Posted By David14:
Having your coon-dog serve as the best man at your weddin'.

No shit, someone actually did this; my hometown newspaper noted it in the wedding announcements.  Dog's name was Cain, by the way.

Easy I like dogs better than most people. Hell of alot more honest.


When he starts humpin' your bride's leg, you'll sing a different tune.  

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:40:48 PM EDT
I had some 'uppity neighbors' that I made nice with (they made nice with me and our kids got along great)

Anyhoo...   I was grilling out onr day and I had a Zinfandel in ice.  They made some comment about 'they didn't thing that I would have appreciated a wine of that quality'; or some such.  I took the cloth of the top ( it was already open) and drank it right out of the bottle.  

I got the from them and they went on their way...
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:42:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VBC:
Originally Posted By phurba:
Neck tattoos are the epitome of class.


A name in cursive for bonus points.


You know it!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:45:43 PM EDT
Using Red Bull in a cocktail.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:45:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By capnrob97:
A Dale Earnhardt memorial in the living room.


Mine's in the Family Room.





Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:52:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Mazeman:
Using Red Bull in a cocktail.


But can't we make an exception for Green Bastards?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:53:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Evilsmurfkilla:
Coke in a good bourbon.


Guilty
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 4:56:16 PM EDT
If I want something cold, I will put some ice cubes in it.
I don't really care if someone likes it or not.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 6:00:01 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Ragin_Cajun:
Re the OP:

TapouT/Affliction/EdHardy shirts

Instant douchebag self-identifier.



[douchebag]

Tee Shirt Time!

[/douchebag]
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 6:33:52 PM EDT



Originally Posted By DK-Prof:



Originally Posted By TheCanuck:



...I bet you'd like Finlandia vodka then.

 




I liked Finlandia vodka A LOT during my final two years of high school.  



Koskenkorva (the 120 proof) is another fantastic Finnish vodka.
Absolut is awful, IMO - like drinking aftershave mixed with dishwater, and that's not just my hatred of Swedes speaking.
Never tried Koskenkorva and won't ever since I don't drink anymore, but it sounds like we had a similar final two years of high school...and then some time after that too



I don't like absolut or grey goose. Smirnoff is the worst ever. Tastes like paint thinner.
 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 6:44:00 PM EDT
So how do y'all feel about BBQing in the front yard?  

LC
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 6:50:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I liked Finlandia vodka A LOT during my final two years of high school.  

Koskenkorva (the 120 proof) is another fantastic Finnish vodka.

Absolut is awful, IMO - like drinking aftershave mixed with dishwater, and that's not just my hatred of Swedes speaking.


Just gotta ask: ever had Tito's?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 7:00:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Evilsmurfkilla:
Coke in a good bourbon.


This is a fucking sin .

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:35:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LongueCarabine:
So how do y'all feel about BBQing in the front yard?  

LC


guilty. Our deck is in the front and the back yard is full of nothing.

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Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:41:14 PM EDT
I put ice cubes in my malt liquor sometimes!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:56:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I use those plastic ice cubes. That way I get the cooling effect without watering down the white wine - plus I get to horrify wine snobs with my bright green and blue "ice cubes" in my wine.


Have you tried these?   HA    

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:00:12 PM EDT
The Double-Dippers.   I knew somebody who did this.  If I found myself at the same table in a Mex restaurant, I had to make sure to get my own dip.  
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:02:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 3:15:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer:

Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
http://www.ghettowine.com/pics/maddog/maddog.jpg


You can put it in a paper cup if you want to get classy.


Boone's Farm is much classier than that shit  




Whoa!  Someone hit the lottery!

Link Posted: 10/27/2010 3:21:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By possum5885:
working in a pawn shop saw a customers tramp stamp that read: Wet & Gushy
So gross....

Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:02:20 AM EDT
Tapco-fucking a rare SKS or AK variant.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:10:05 AM EDT




Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:



Originally Posted By UncivilEngineer:





Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:

http://www.ghettowine.com/pics/maddog/maddog.jpg





You can put it in a paper cup if you want to get classy.





Boone's Farm is much classier than that shit

Whoa! Someone hit the lottery!







The winnings from those scratch off tickets was burning a hole in the pocket of my jorts

Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:10:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:20:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ar154all:
I had some 'uppity neighbors' that I made nice with (they made nice with me and our kids got along great)

Anyhoo...   I was grilling out onr day and I had a Zinfandel in ice.  They made some comment about 'they didn't thing that I would have appreciated a wine of that quality'; or some such.  I took the cloth of the top ( it was already open) and drank it right out of the bottle.  

I got the from them and they went on their way...


hahahaha good for you.. i hate fuckin snobs
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:24:09 AM EDT



Originally Posted By TeeRex:


drinking out of mason jars.


Depends on what we're drinking.



 
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:33:28 AM EDT



Originally Posted By possum5885:


working in a pawn shop saw a customers tramp stamp that read: Wet & Gushy






 
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:35:19 AM EDT
Red wine = room temp

White wine = chilled

Bourban = over ice

Vodka = either will suffice

Gin = depends

Rum =

Scotch = neat

Beer = ice fucking cold
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:35:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By metalsaber:
Did you drink the wine at a gay friends house or was jmzd4 present?  




Link Posted: 10/27/2010 4:59:15 AM EDT



Originally Posted By eric10mm:


My wine comes in a box with a handy spigot.  I don't even need to dirty a glass.  Just hoist that bad boy atop the fridge, position my upward-facing mouth just right, and turn the handle.


That's what "she" said.  



 
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 5:06:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TeeRex:
drinking out of mason jars.


Iced Tea and Home Brew...are best out of mason jars....
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 5:08:23 AM EDT
I know a chick who puts ice in beer.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 5:12:29 AM EDT
Classier than TruckNutz, though.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 5:18:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ilikelegs:
Yankee accents

<\end thread>





which?

Maine Yankee
Boston Irish Yankee
Boston Back Bay Yankee
general Mass Yankee
Connecticut Yankee
Brooklyn Yankee
Bronx Yankee
Vermont Yankee
Nor Eastern Yankee
all distinctively different though all equally annoying..
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 5:33:22 AM EDT



Originally Posted By P806:


We talking about Ripple right?


Champipple!







 
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 6:42:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 7:15:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I use those plastic ice cubes. That way I get the cooling effect without watering down the white wine - plus I get to horrify wine snobs with my bright green and blue "ice cubes" in my wine.


I need to get some of those

That reminds me I need to order some more wine
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 7:32:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By larkinmusic:

Originally Posted By JeffTheOtherDude:
I hate when someone puts whiskey or vodka in the freezer. It waters down the flavor.




How does making it cold water it down?


ETA- Nothing screams "classy" like a pregnant woman smoking.
 


How about a pregnant woman with vodka in the freezer?
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 7:33:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Ragin_Cajun:
Re the OP:

TapouT/Affliction/EdHardy shirts
Instant douchebag self-identifier.


LOL! My girlfriend's 16year old daughter LOVES Ed Hardy stuff.
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 7:46:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/27/2010 7:51:04 AM EDT by ex_dsmr]
wearing sweat/pajama pants to school, store, work, out in general public..

FFS would it kill you to dress yourself like you give a damn?

ETA: on the subject of boxed wine. When we were young and dumb (17) and would drink anything with alcohol we could score...it sometimes came down to lifting a buddy's mom's box of Franzia. One friend in particular would brag (jokingly) to the girls we were with about how sophisticated we all were drinking that out of a Dixie cup. Ahh...good times
Link Posted: 10/27/2010 8:16:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/27/2010 8:18:55 AM EDT by Bludgeonmonkey]



Ain't nuthin' sez class like crackin' open a cold one at the start of the eulogy.





Amen.







 
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