Got another one for you guys. This happened two days ago and is gross and funny and amazing at the same time.

We get called by PD for a female indian with an altered LOC (drunk). We immediately begin thinking en route that she is suffering from arrestisitis as she was caught shoplifting at a Circle K. We start talking to her and you can smell the alcohol from 4 ft away. She tells us her name and then giggles at everything we ask her. We explain that if she doesnt answer our questions that she is going to the hospital. She doesnt answer and we take to the hospital. We pass her to the ER nurses and ask them to update us later. We went back to the hospital a few hours later for a different call and end up seeing one of the nurses. She tells us that the pt tested positive for alcohol, meth, and cocaine. She also said that as they were stripping her down they were pulling bags of chips, candy, and beer from her pant legs and pockets. The pt. was still giggling the whole time and then as they got her naked she started grimmacing towards her pelvic region and complaining that she was cold. The nurses then set some of the goodies down and as they turned around the pt. (and this is the best part) reached up into her vag and pulled out a 24 oz. can of Bud Light!!!!! She then handed it to the nurse and said to "hold on to it so i can drink it later"!!!!!!!!

Now that is the kind of girl you want to party with. The one who can hide a 24oz beer in her vag.

Quoted: Got another one for you guys. This happened two days ago and is gross and funny and amazing at the same time. We get called by PD for a female indian with an altered LOC (drunk). We immediately begin thinking en route that she is suffering from arrestisitis as she was caught shoplifting at a Circle K. We start talking to her and you can smell the alcohol from 4 ft away. She tells us her name and then giggles at everything we ask her. We explain that if she doesnt answer our questions that she is going to the hospital. She doesnt answer and we take to the hospital. We pass her to the ER nurses and ask them to update us later. We went back to the hospital a few hours later for a different call and end up seeing one of the nurses. She tells us that the pt tested positive for alcohol, meth, and cocaine. She also said that as they were stripping her down they were pulling bags of chips, candy, and beer from her pant legs and pockets. The pt. was still giggling the whole time and then as they got her naked she started grimmacing towards her pelvic region and complaining that she was cold. The nurses then set some of the goodies down and as they turned around the pt. (and this is the best part) reached up into her vag and pulled out a 24 oz. can of Bud Light!!!!! She then handed it to the nurse and said to "hold on to it so i can drink it later"!!!!!!!! Now that is the kind of girl you want to party with. The one who can hide a 24oz beer in her vag.

Ok
I ve seen and heard some f'ed up stuff, but that is just, just, wrong

Quoted: Now that is the kind of girl you want to party with. The one who can hide a 24oz beer in her vag.

You may as well party, `cause if she can hide a 24oz'r, anybody but John Holmes would just be hitting dead air!