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Posted: 4/11/2004 3:32:21 PM EDT
[#1]
"I'm Jim Scoutten reminding you to shoot often, live, love and support our troops"
"....... and to all you anti-gun liberals kiss my ass" ".....and remember who wants to delete the Second Amendment when you vote this November" "....and remember to take a liberal to the range" |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 3:40:45 PM EDT
[#2]
I'm Jim Scoutten, reminding you to put 10 in the sweet spot.
I'm Jim Scoutten, keeping you on target every week. |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 3:48:30 PM EDT
[#3]
"Thanks for watching. I'm Jim Scoutten, and remember, Freedom Isn't Free"
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Posted: 4/11/2004 3:50:47 PM EDT
[#4]
"I'm Jim Scoutten, zombie hunter extrodinaire"
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Posted: 4/11/2004 4:01:57 PM EDT
[#5]
Got another one,
"This is my rifle, this is my gun . . ." |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 4:27:13 PM EDT
[#6]
I was telling my wife about you needing a new sign-off line she says " It's not shop 'til you drop it's SHOOT 'TIL YOU DROP!"
She thinks you need a Shooting Star Logo an arc of a bullet flight with your picture at the end. I said that sounds like something Tom Knapp needs or uses already. |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 4:54:37 PM EDT
[#7]
... and remember: Shoot for tradition, shoot for liberty, and most importantly, shoot with safety.
... and remember: If it doesent die after 20 rounds of .308, it don't die. Run. ... and remember: shoot the .45 in your hands, not the .22 in your pants. |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 4:58:50 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm Jim Scoutten, and remember, shooting is our American heritage.
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Posted: 4/11/2004 5:03:24 PM EDT
[#9]
I can't even fathom you doing a show without your old sign off. [:D]
but there was one phrase i really liked and though it would be very catchy, something about "keep your powder dry"...along those lines? maybe a fellow arfcommer could help |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 5:07:12 PM EDT
[#10]
"I'm Jim Scoutten and I can't sleep or the clowns will eat me."
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Posted: 4/11/2004 5:07:33 PM EDT
[#11]
WAIT, you mean you are the [b]Jim Scoutten[/b]
The [b]Jim Scoutten[/b] from TV? OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, I cant believe this, I am leaving a message for the great and all mighy one [b]Jim Scoutten[/b] [lol] Nice to met you Jim, LOL, just haveing some fun here... As for a ending for your show how about, I am Jim Scoutten, see you next week, and thanks for watching.. Or Thanks for watching, and please stop by and visit one of our sponsers... Or if you just want a laugh... how about, Resistance is FUTILE, the new motto of the liberals and those who like to see their insurance premiums increase... When Liberals are confronted with the truth, it brings a whole new meaning to Silence of the Lambs... You can lead a Liberal to a firearm, but you just cant make them shoot... Or my Sig line.. See you next time, 1shott out..... |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 5:16:30 PM EDT
[#12]
"I'm Jim Scoutten...I like Pie"
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Posted: 4/11/2004 6:18:00 PM EDT
[#13]
1shott, you and me both dude.
me and some buddies used to get hammered and watch american shooter... JUST to see the sign off it was like our summer ritual [:P] |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 6:51:22 PM EDT
[#14]
I’m Jim Scoutten...
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Posted: 4/11/2004 6:59:09 PM EDT
[#15]
Hmm.
I'm Jim Scoutten, and if you vote democrat there will be indirect fire on your house in under a minute. Nah. Too long. I'm Jim Scoutten, until next time keep your enemies close and your carry piece closer! Too politically incorrect and specific. I'll think about this some more. |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 7:11:34 PM EDT
[#16]
"I'm Jim Scoutten, and remember, my show about cars kicks ass too."
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Posted: 4/11/2004 7:26:12 PM EDT
[#17]
VA-gunnut, love yours!
How about a combination, a little longer: "This is Jim Scoutten reminding you to keep safe, shoot straight, and practice often, because the future of American shooting sports is in your hands" ...the last 4 words said with camera in close up on Jim's face upper torso, whatever firearm he's last used held in both hands at chest level, slide/bolt locked back, in a "present-arms" fasion, pushed slighly forward as the words "your hands" are spoken, as if to pass the gun in safe condition to the viewer. Powerful suggestion. Sponsors will fight over whose product is displayed last on the show and is implied to be the future of american shooting sports in Jim's hands at the close of the show. My sense of the show is that it tries to stay away from politics. If I had my choice, I might add "vote freedom" to the closing, but I'm not sure it fits in with the theme or scope of the show. Perhaps VA-gunnut's closing line implies enough about freedom on it's own. Edited for spelling and to say: Oh, I might have found a way to slide it in: "This is Jim Scoutten reminding you to keep safe, shoot straight, and practice often, because the freedom and future of American shooting sports are in your hands!" |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 7:31:33 PM EDT
[#18]
Glad to see the update on your website, I was gettin a little worried there!
"...I loves my gun... [i]LOVES[/i] my gun!" "...Don't forget, zombies require solid headshots!" "...Outside the ten ring is okay too." "...Don't hate the playa, hate the game!" |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 7:45:08 PM EDT
[#19]
I'd go with either "Good bye, good luck, and good shooting" or shortened to "Good bye and good shooting".
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Posted: 4/11/2004 7:57:08 PM EDT
[#20]
I'm Jim Scoutten reminding you to make your first shot count.
or I'm Jim Scoutten helping you make the first shot count. I'm Jim Scoutten saying make the first shot the only one you need. I'm Jim Scoutten reminding you it is not an accidental shooting if you reload... Twice. |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 8:01:21 PM EDT
[#21]
Im Jim Scoutton and remember Rossie O'donald is a fat dike bitch.[:D]
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Posted: 4/11/2004 8:29:05 PM EDT
[#22]
Hi Jim, nice to see you hanging around here again!!
"I'm Jim Scoutten & until next week, practice, practice, practice." Holding an AR15 over your head-- "From my cold dead hands." "I'm Jim Scoutten & I like boobies!!" [:D] ____________________________________ Don't stand too close to the squirrel Billy, you'll catch its stupid!! |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 8:43:32 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: I was telling my wife about you needing a new sign-off line she says " It's not shop 'til you drop it's SHOOT 'TIL YOU DROP!" That should be "Shoot until the BAD GUY drops". My entries: I'm Jim Scoutten and blaming guns for crimes is like blaming donuts for Rosie's figure. I'm Jim Scoutten and the Second Amendment ain't about duck hunting. (You hear that, Lurch Kerry?) I'm Jim Scoutten and only YOU can prevent gun control. |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 8:47:25 PM EDT
[#24]
How about:
"Exercise your second Amendment, while you exercise your trigger finger!" "Every time you take a new shooter to the range, you are saving our second amendment with one extra voter!" "Help the US Economy, buy more guns and ammo" "Shoot with your hands, vote with your brain" "Take a few guns off the street, and into your safe!" |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 8:50:25 PM EDT
[#25]
Also Mr. Scoutten.
I know you are probably bombarded with people giving you new ideas for the show, so please forgive me. But what if you incorporated a 1 minute "Gunsmith trick or tip" Just an idea. |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 8:58:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: Here you go Jim: "I'm Jim Scoutten, reminding you to keep sight on the future, and your eye on the target." I like this one, or something based on it. |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 9:13:17 PM EDT
[#27]
I'm Jim Scoutten, remember ..
...the 2nd ammendment isn't (just) about hunting. ...the 2nd ammendment looks after all the others ...the 2nd ammendment preserves all the others |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 10:22:11 PM EDT
[#28]
I'm Jim Scoutten and I have fewer than 200 posts on AR15.com.
[:D] |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 10:29:00 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: I'm Jim Scoutten, you've killed my [s]father[/s] [red]teacher[/red]; now you will die! Fixed that one for ya, cue the Kung Fu Theater music. [:D] |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 10:44:45 PM EDT
[#30]
I'm Jim Scouten - and until next time, may your shot groups stay tight and your women stay loose.
I'm Jim Scouten, and I look forward to seeing YOU out at the range. I'm Jim Scouten, may your sights hold true and your rounds stay on target. I'm Jim Scouten, Dammit. I'm Jim Scouten, who the hell are you? I'm Jim Scouten, now don't you wish YOU had my job? |
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Posted: 4/11/2004 11:51:15 PM EDT
[#31]
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Posted: 4/11/2004 11:51:46 PM EDT
[#32]
I'm Jim Scoutten, Only you can preserve America's freedoms. (Sounds too Smokey The Bear-ish huh?)
I'm Jim Scoutten, helping you to preserve America's freedoms, one shot at a time. I'm Jim Scoutten..Reminding you to shoot safe, shoot smart, and shoot often. Lighter side: My name is Jim and I'm a gunaholic... My name is Jim, do you want to see my monkey? J*I*M*B*O...J*I*M*B*O...J*I*M*B*O... Jimbo is my name-o! |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 12:47:30 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: "I'm Jim Scoutten, here, hold my beer and watch this..." [b]ROFLMAO !!!![/b] |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 1:30:39 AM EDT
[#34]
I'm Jim Scoutten, thanks for watching and till next week, lock and load. [then charge your M4 and rip a full mag]
I'm Jim Scoutten and remember, as long as America has a second amendment, we'll be free. Liberals, don't those people ever give up. Thanks for watching and remember, teach your children well. I'm Jim Scoutten, thanks for watching and God Bless America. [fires M-16] I'm Jim Scoutten, good night and good shooting. I'm Jim Scoutten and remember, Safety is No Accident. |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 2:10:41 AM EDT
[#35]
I'm Jim Scoutten...
And the show is almost over. That's a good excuse to get off the couch and head to the range. And you're not. And I see that Saz is also scared of marsupials. |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 3:35:04 AM EDT
[#36]
I'm Jim Scoutten, and I'D HIT IT!
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Posted: 4/12/2004 4:48:46 AM EDT
[#37]
I'm Jim Scoutten, I get all this neat stuff for Free!
or I'm Jim Scoutten, Bring a friend to the range! |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 4:49:52 AM EDT
[#38]
"I'm Jim Scoutten, and remember, preserve the shooting sports, and preserve the american way."
M4-AK |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 5:04:53 AM EDT
[#39]
How 'bout:
Im Jim Scoutten, and remember...you can run but you can't hide. Orrr: I'm Jim Scoutten, and my show's WAY better than Shooting Gallery. |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 5:19:51 AM EDT
[#40]
"And finally, let's take a moment to consider reasonable restrictions on your firearms ownership:"
Scott |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 6:24:56 AM EDT
[#41]
I'm Jim Scoutten, do you feel lucky...punk?
I'm Jim Scoutten and remember... guns don't kill people; I do. I'm Jim Scoutten, and I love guns like a fat kid loves cake. See you next time. I'm Jim Scoutten, and remember folks... there's no problem that can't be fixed by a thirty-ought six. |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 6:27:56 AM EDT
[#42]
Thanks for watching and tune in next time.
I'm Jim Scoutten, and remember... pratice makes perfect. *bang* *bang* |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 6:32:18 AM EDT
[#43]
I'm Jim Scoutten, and remember... if you're outnumbered two to one, just pull the trigger twice.
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Posted: 4/12/2004 6:36:00 AM EDT
[#44]
I'm Jim Scoutten. Thanks for watching. We aim to please.
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Posted: 4/12/2004 6:42:11 AM EDT
[#45]
(Say the following as you hold up a black rifle such as the AR-15.) I'm Jim Scoutten. Once you go black you never go back. |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 7:18:39 AM EDT
[#46]
I'm Jim Scoutten. And remember...where you buried your guns.
I'm Jim Scoutten. And now, you can turn off your TV. I'm Jim Scoutten. And remember, an armed society is a polite society. I'm Jim Scoutten. Keep it safe. Keep it right. Jim...always enjoyed your stuff! Good luck on the new project. - Anarki |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 7:25:42 AM EDT
[#47]
I'm Jim Scouten, and I look forward to seeing YOU out at the range. As much as I want to win, I kind of like this one. |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 8:06:56 AM EDT
[#48]
"See you next week,TARGET'S-ARE-UP!"
As you sight in with what ever piece you are closing with. |
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Posted: 4/12/2004 8:21:05 AM EDT
[#49]
(Scene with class 3 belt-fed toy) Happiness is a sore trigger finger and a huge plie of brass.[50]
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Posted: 4/12/2004 8:54:20 AM EDT
[#50]
I'm JIM-SCOUTTEN and remember Freedom isn't Free! (followed with a full auto Bar)[:D]
I'm JIM-SCOUTTEN and be sure to let the AWB sunset. I'm JIM-SCOUTTEN and I'm the NRA! (I hope your a member[;)]) |
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