Perfectly legal here in FL. [:D]

Or try this one:

Officer: May I see your driver's liscense?
Driver: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car, I stole it
Officer: This car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir, that's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns the car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!
Driver: Yes Sir
Hearing this, the officer immediently called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Can I see your liscense?
Driver: Sure, here it is.
It was valid
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration
The driver did indeed own the car
Captain: Could you slowly open the glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes sir, but there's no gun in it.
No gun in the glove box
Captain: Would you open the trunk? I was told you said that there was a body in it
Driver: No problem.
No body in the trunk
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said that you told him you didn't have a liscense, stole the car, killed the owner, and had her body in the trunk
Driver: Yeah, I bet the lying SOB told you I was speeding too.

That statement is only a warning to fellow members what NOT to say to the BRC Gestapo.

[:D]

"TEE, HEE, HEE!!! That tickles."

(while the cop is doing the body search thing)