Stonerstudent, you got some splaining to do. - Page 2

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Posted: 1/4/2006 7:39:57 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
one of the best psyc outs there is... This asshole who always thought he was a tough guy at a ranch I worked tried to throw down with me... hes much stronger, well... when he had me conrered against a wall I just licked the entire side of his face, he backed off quick, I told him next time it would be my teeth ripping his cheek off... never fucked with me again. I know it sounds fucking gay, but it worked.

Uh. No. No it's not. I would have kicked your ass even worse after that little girl stunt.

Posted: 1/4/2006 7:46:23 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

Actually, I think using one's tongue during a fist fight is grounds for revocation of the man card.

It's also a great way to get your tongue bitten off as well.

Posted: 1/4/2006 9:11:35 AM EDT

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Quoted:
ALright boys and girls i give ya the lowdown. I can be a dirty scum sometimes. I went to the 42nd street porno district (yes despite Ghouliani it's still there) and they have a whole bunch of sections. (shisse videos, Bukakke, Dirty Sanchez's, Texas Chili bowls) As i was walking down the aisle I noticed they also had gay porn. But I walked past that part! ME HE-MAN! ARRRR! But they put the stuff all over the place so one minute you're looking at Hot Breastases, the next some scrawny 18 YO fisting boy! SO i noticed out of the corner of my eye (i swear!) That they had a whole "gay fighting" section! In the truest tradition of Sparta and Athens!! I shit you not! Like these big burly tough guys will oil up (in the spartan fashion) then do Greco-Roman wrestling!! While naked! and occasionally start boning eachother between rounds or while in a particular position !!!!!! AGGGGGGH! I suddenly felt like i had taken a time machine back to the Glory (hole) of Anchient Greece!! Wow, so that's what it must've been like!????? Go Tell the Spartans!!! OH YEAH AND MOLON LABE!

You sick fuck...

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