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Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:29:43 AM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
I like money.


I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:31:45 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Mike Judge is a prophet.



Indeed.  
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:42:57 AM EDT
[#3]
don't touch my junk!
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:49:14 AM EDT
[#4]








Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:59:26 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
so fucking lost right now


You're Not Sure?
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 12:22:52 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
This thread has given me several lawlgasiums.


Same
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 2:30:03 PM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I like money.




I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.


Why you keep tryin' to read them words?





 
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 2:52:34 PM EDT
[#8]





 
 
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 3:03:10 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 3:17:13 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 3:21:19 PM EDT
[#11]
But it's got what plants crave?
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 3:29:35 PM EDT
[#13]
Can we please get "OW MY BALLS" on a major network?  I'll be a faithful viewer..  
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 3:38:46 PM EDT
[#14]





I would totally buy a Camacho-in the style of Che t shirt.



 
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 3:39:32 PM EDT
[#15]
DOTTER..........that's right 2 T's
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 3:44:22 PM EDT
[#16]
First reply, as usual.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 3:45:27 PM EDT
[#17]
South Carolina, whats up?!
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 3:47:38 PM EDT
[#18]
That's a pretty big minus.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 3:49:48 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
so fucking lost right now


You're Your Not Sure?


FIFY.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 4:52:24 PM EDT
[#20]
I thought his head would be bigger?
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 4:59:44 PM EDT
[#21]
My first wife was tarded, she's a pilot now.


Brawndo, it's got what plants crave!


The UN un'd the nazis.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 5:06:13 PM EDT
[#22]
And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 5:07:40 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Mike Judge is a prophet.



Indeed.  


He's better than Nostradamus.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 5:26:39 PM EDT
[#24]
Hey I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 5:41:36 PM EDT
[#25]
floridas in georgia, dumbass
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 5:49:29 PM EDT
[#26]
Cut me a piece!
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 6:17:37 PM EDT
[#27]

Link Posted: 11/15/2011 6:19:15 PM EDT
[#28]
I don' know, people an' fruit, an' shit.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 6:26:38 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Hey I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in.


That guy sat on me and everything.
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 6:30:21 PM EDT
[#30]
I may not know much, but I do know that if you give plants water, they will grow!

Water, like from the toilet???
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 6:32:32 PM EDT
[#31]
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Link Posted: 11/15/2011 8:02:58 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Can we please get "OW MY BALLS" on a major network?  I'll be a faithful viewer..  


First there was "America's Funniest Home Videos" and now there is Youtube, what more do you want?  
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 8:31:48 PM EDT
[#33]




Quoted:



Quoted:

Hey I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in.




That guy sat on me and everything.


"You're in the wrong line dumbass."



"Sorry. Yes, I'm a dumbass."



"HEY, LET THIS DUMBASS THROUGH!"

Link Posted: 11/15/2011 8:55:04 PM EDT
[#34]



Quoted:


I may not know much, but I do know that if you give plants water, they will grow!



Water, like from the toilet???


I never seen no plants growin' in the toilet.



 
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 9:18:52 PM EDT
[#35]
"what are we gonna do about the nuclear reactor in Florida, it's like broken or leaking or something."

"I thought it was in Georgia?"

"Georgia is in Florida, dumbass."

"Hey, I know...we could put toilet water on it!"
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 9:36:19 PM EDT
[#36]
Dwain elezando camacho 5 time ultimate smack down champion, Born superstar and president of the united states.



ETA brought to you by "UHMERICAN EXXXPRESS"

Link Posted: 11/15/2011 9:37:43 PM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:


Dwain elezando camacho 5 time ultimate smack down champion, Born superstar and president of the united states.


PORN superstar.



Your shits all fucked up.



 
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 9:39:53 PM EDT
[#38]
There we go again with that fag talk
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 9:39:57 PM EDT
[#39]
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 9:41:49 PM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 9:56:25 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
so fucking lost right now


You're Your Not Sure?


FIFY and shit.


FIFY, motherfucker.  Shit!

Link Posted: 11/15/2011 10:48:25 PM EDT
[#42]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Can we please get "OW MY BALLS" on a major network?  I'll be a faithful viewer..  




First there was "America's Funniest Home Videos" and now there is Youtube, what more do you want?  



And all the reality shows on Tru-TV and MTV... it's all there.



 
Link Posted: 11/15/2011 11:18:43 PM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:


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Why do you keep saying that in your sigline?



 
Link Posted: 11/16/2011 4:08:52 AM EDT
[#44]


Link Posted: 11/16/2011 4:18:01 AM EDT
[#45]
House of Representin'

ETA: And the history lesson in the Time Masheen was awesome.
Link Posted: 11/16/2011 7:01:44 PM EDT
[#46]






 
Link Posted: 11/16/2011 8:10:51 PM EDT
[#47]
"The great garbage avalanche of 2505, which would set into motion the events that would change the world forever."
Link Posted: 11/16/2011 8:36:54 PM EDT
[#48]
Uh this one goes in your mouth, this one uh goes in your ear and this one goes in your butt.





No wait.
Link Posted: 11/16/2011 8:54:29 PM EDT
[#49]
I have worked in the car , gun and motorcycle businesses for years and
the behind the scenes decorum of those jobs is well a little...salty




got a job working at an optical place and was concerned the place would be a little uptight
first day had to get some info from the doctor he was in his office with the door shut



when I knocked this was his reply






Quoted:




Go away.. baitin!





I fit in well at that job

same Dr. did a great tourettes guy imitation
 
Link Posted: 11/16/2011 11:14:38 PM EDT
[#50]
Coming out of retirement BEEF SUPREME
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