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Posted: 4/11/2006 6:03:47 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
Angelina Jolie. Looks like somebody with a big hand tried to pull her face off and it didn't settle back on right.

+1

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:04:14 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Selma Hayek

Catherine Zeta-Jones

I'll say it: you're frickin' gay.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:04:27 PM EDT

[#3]

You guys are probably going to think I'm nuts, but Phillis Diller just doesn't do it for me.

GM

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:04:55 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Selma Hayek

Catherine Zeta-Jones

I'll say it: you're frickin' gay.

no shit...

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:05:32 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Muscle lady

Dude, from the neck up she's a babe. From the neck down, she's a guy with no dick.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:06:40 PM EDT

[#6]

NAtalie portman! There has got to be some Zionist conspiracy as to why she is promoted as being a hottie!!!

Any French Actress (why are they all 90 pound mousey brunettes????)
Some of those so-called supermodels like That black chick whos gonna get her own talk show
or Cindy, or that Austrailan chick. YUCK YUCK YUCK!

I think it's just too many gay guys in model scouting and hollywood cast calls.

Put a good ol' boy in those jobs and watch the honeys come back into style!

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:07:50 PM EDT

[#7]

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Mr. Ed. (Yes, the fucking horse)
Paris has no ass, no tits, and below the waist lips that look like foot long strips of dried up roast beef, and no brain.
Drew Berrymore looks like one of the special needs children from my old high school.
Cameron Diaz's breast bone sticks out further than her tits, and she looks like a skeleton.

I'll let the pictures talk now.

Britney Spears.

Pamela Anderson.

Christina Aguilera.

Cameron Diaz.

Madonna.

Christina Applegate.

I'd fucking barf and deny I ever banged any of them if I woke up next to that.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:08:44 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Selma Hayek

Catherine Zeta-Jones

I'll say it: you're frickin' gay.

+1

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:09:01 PM EDT

[#9]

Jennifer Anniston

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:09:08 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
You guys are probably going to think I'm nuts, but Phillis Diller just doesn't do it for me.

GM

Yep....Yer gay

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:09:34 PM EDT

[#11]

Angelina Jolie.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:11:53 PM EDT

[#12]

3 holes and a heartbeat, hot enough for me.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:12:30 PM EDT

[#13]

Jamie Lee Curtis, isn't she missing a chromosome or something or had a sex change?

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:12:53 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
You guys are probably going to think I'm nuts, but Phillis Diller just doesn't do it for me.

GM

50% of these guys probably don't know who she is. Or was, I dunno; is she still alive?

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:13:17 PM EDT

[#15]

My FAVY!!

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:16:32 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
deja vu to a thread I did a few months ago!

Horseface sarah jessica parker.

She looks like Dee Snider.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:17:26 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Selma Hayek

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Sir,

Are you

????

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:19:55 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Jamie Lee Curtis, isn't she missing a chromosome or something or had a sex change?

Hermaphrodite.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:20:39 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Mr. Ed. (Yes, the fucking horse)
Paris has no ass, no tits, and below the waist lips that look like foot long strips of dried up roast beef, and no brain.
Drew Berrymore looks like one of the special needs children from my old high school.
Cameron Diaz's breast bone sticks out further than her tits, and she looks like a skeleton.

I'll let the pictures talk now.

Britney Spears.
www.2dorks.com/gallery/2005/makeup/makeup7.jpg

Pamela Anderson.
www.2dorks.com/gallery/2005/makeup/makeup2.jpg

Christina Aguilera.
2dorks.com/gallery/2005/makeup/makeup1.jpg

Cameron Diaz.
2dorks.com/gallery/2005/makeup/makeup4.jpg

Madonna.
2dorks.com/gallery/2005/makeup/makeup8.jpg

Christina Applegate.
2dorks.com/gallery/2005/makeup/makeup5.jpg

I'd fucking barf and deny I ever banged any of them if I woke up next to that.

AAAAaAAAAAaaAAAgghhh!!!!

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:21:37 PM EDT

[#20]

Angelina Jolie, Uma Thurman, Christina Aguilera.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:21:53 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:
You guys are probably going to think I'm nuts, but Phillis Diller just doesn't do it for me.

GM
50% of these guys probably don't know who she is. Or was, I dunno; is she still alive?

yes, she is. I keep picking her for 'which celebrity will die next' but she never does.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:23:32 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Jamie Lee Curtis, isn't she missing a chromosome or something or had a sex change?

Hermaphrodite.

Her dad (Tony Curtis) made a better looking chick than she does! A good brown bagger though!

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:24:47 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Muscle lady

Dude, from the neck up she's a babe. From the neck down, she's a guy with no dick.

She's hotter than SJP!

I'd hit it! I might not survive the act of hitting it though!

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:24:54 PM EDT

[#24]

Angelina Jolie is HOT.
You guys are the peter puffers.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:25:24 PM EDT

[#25]

Joan Cusack
Hilary Clinton
Janet Reno

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:25:43 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Jamie Lee Curtis, isn't she missing a chromosome or something or had a sex change?

Hermaphrodite.

No - androgen insensitivity syndrome (IIRC).

Hermaphrodite implies that she has the "parts".

She isn't missing a chromosome....she is XY rather than XX.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:34:20 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
My choice? I'd say about 90% of the so-called "attractive" Hollywood women when you strip away their makeup and studio quality lighting. If you could see what many of them look like when they first get out of bed, they would frighten you.

You nailed it. There was a babe here in town- normal looking, not a skank. Nice bod. My wife told me she did some modeling in Atlanta. "No way." Then I saw a picture of her made up. Incredible difference.

I understand HDTV has them all quaking.

ETA

Quoted:
Angelina Jolie is HOT.
You guys are the peter puffers.

The only thing puffy is her lips. Looks like a koi.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:35:34 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Jennifer Anniston

You lost me there bud??

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:41:14 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Selma Hayek

Catherine Zeta-Jones

I'll say it: you're frickin' gay.

no shit...

+1

Very gay...

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:41:59 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Joan Cusack
Hilary Clinton
Janet Reno

NOBODY thinks she's "hot".

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:43:59 PM EDT

[#31]

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Hot
Jennifer Anniston - Hotter
Selma Hayek - OMG is she Hot

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:48:19 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Joan Cusack
Hilary Clinton
Janet Reno

hinks

The Japanese do.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:49:11 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
+100 Uma Therman....she looks like my dick.

Smack it like it owes ya money.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:50:24 PM EDT

[#34]

Kate Bekinsale
Just kidding.. she's beautiful. Numero uno. If anyone says Kate, they're playing for the other team... it's as simple as that.

Posted: 4/11/2006 6:51:39 PM EDT

[#35]

Sara Jessica is Dee Snyder in drag.

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:23:21 PM EDT

[#36]

I forgot one...

Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter is Sean Hannity in drag!

ETA:

I might catch some for this one from the ARFCOM crowd...

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:28:52 PM EDT

[#37]

Angelina Jolie

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:30:25 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Joan Cusack
Hilary Clinton
Janet Reno

NOBODY thinks she's "hot".

And whoever does needs a lobotomy.

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:32:08 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Angelina Jolie

Man, that chick(?) is butt fucking ugly.

Yechhh!

That works too!

Well at least this thread has helped us identify two closet homosexuals.

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:33:07 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Muscle lady
i41.photobucket.com/albums/e281/azhammer/marr/muscles.jpg

HOT nipples!! LOL

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:33:12 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
I forgot one...

Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter is Sean Hannity in drag!

ETA:

I might catch some for this one from the ARFCOM crowd...

Yes......Yes you will

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:33:44 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Janet Jackson.

Bleck.

Sorry, but I disagree.

I'd hit her in a heartbeat.

Me too!!

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:35:40 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Selma Hayek

I agree, but Salma Hayek is hot.

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:37:21 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Jamie Lee Curtis, isn't she missing a chromosome or something or had a sex change?

Hermaphrodite.

No - androgen insensitivity syndrome (IIRC).

Hermaphrodite implies that she has the "parts".

She isn't missing a chromosome....she is XY rather than XX.

AND she has a HOTTIE body!!

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:41:44 PM EDT

[#45]

Cameron Diaz.

Completely overated. Yawn.

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:43:08 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Name a female (or male in you're female) who most people think is hot, but you think is a hound.

Julia Roberts - She's Mccauley Culkin with tits.

She could fit a whole ham in her mouth.

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:43:09 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Cindy Crawford

Rebecca Romijn

Dude you're nuts.

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:45:48 PM EDT

[#48]

[hands over ears] I don't care what you say........la..la..la

I'd hit 'em all!!

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:46:44 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:
paris hilton

I can't agree with you more. She is not even a 3 on my list. Guess when your daddy is rich people think you a pretty. Did you see the sex tape? I could have sex with a sloth and it will move more then her.

Posted: 4/11/2006 7:50:01 PM EDT

[#50]

Any of the cast of Charlie's Angels (the movie).

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