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Link Posted: 3/2/2018 3:41:39 AM EDT
[#1]
Red armbands LOL.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 3:42:25 AM EDT
[#2]
I'll be the naked guy covered in BBQ sauce.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:21:31 PM EDT
[#3]
I'll be wearing a pink carnation in my lapel and a folded up copy of the NewYork Times in my left hand.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:23:18 PM EDT
[#4]
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Because we too will Blade at 45...

...but perhaps we need a special landshake or something...
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“Landshake” lol
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:30:46 PM EDT
[#5]
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If I'm shooting at the same guys you are shooting at, don't shoot me
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Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:31:12 PM EDT
[#6]
I'll be wearing my ARFCOM T-shirt, which should be visible to you since I don't yet own a plate carrier. Mine's an older design, but similar to below.

Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:32:28 PM EDT
[#7]
Can you hoot like a hootie owl?
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:33:36 PM EDT
[#8]
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Anyone wearing any form of Crusader's apparel may be assumed to NOT be a godless heathen liberal SJW safe space cuck.
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What about wearing a fedora ironically?
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:35:02 PM EDT
[#9]
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ill have a 6" BFL sticker tattoo on my face
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Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:35:33 PM EDT
[#10]
I can't wait to take out those glocktalk guys. . . . bunch of elitist fucks.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:36:30 PM EDT
[#11]
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What about wearing a fedora ironically?
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Will you address the women in my harem as "mi'lady"?
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:36:33 PM EDT
[#12]
Pussy hats and red rags over our face..........I thought this was settled?
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:36:34 PM EDT
[#13]
"So how will I know not to shoot you guys once it’s FO time? "

Don't come around trying to break into my home and we won't need any uniforms or handshakes because we will thankfully never encounter each other.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:37:06 PM EDT
[#14]
Don't shoot the fat guys.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:37:17 PM EDT
[#15]
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This is so easy...

If you see a dump pouch, probably a good guy, lol
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What my dump pouch is the ground?

My plan is to collect afterwards... if I’m still alive and mobile. Will adjust plan once I get punched in the face.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:38:19 PM EDT
[#16]
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Fire for effect at any of the following:

White bro glasses
Flat bill hats
Pajamas
Hoodies
Pussy hats
Ski masks
Goggles
Bandanas
Rainbow colors
Any flag other than American flag
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What if also wearing a track suit?

ETA: and squatting (but only if heels touching ground)
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:40:36 PM EDT
[#17]
I won't be kicking in your door.....lol
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:43:35 PM EDT
[#18]
operator hats with velcro dick butt patches
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:43:47 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:45:53 PM EDT
[#20]
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What uniform is our team going to wear?

Is there a secret hand shake?
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What makes you think I'll let you get close enough to shoot me?  

You won't ever see me, but I'll be the guy farting Beach Boys tunes while dialing in elevation.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:47:24 PM EDT
[#21]
Q. Wood
A. Plow

Q. Teacher
A. Not guilty

Q. Is it gay...
A. Tranny

Q. Wife
A. Pics

Q. We haz
A. Rules

Q. Move to
A. A free state
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:53:30 PM EDT
[#22]
Follow me!

Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:55:37 PM EDT
[#23]
Pepe morale patches, BFLs, peeps.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 5:57:38 PM EDT
[#24]
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Don't shoot the fat guys.
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The one's on the rascal's or the one's walking with wheezing noise's

Link Posted: 3/2/2018 6:02:31 PM EDT
[#25]
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Ask us any numerical question and the answer will always be 87.

Fuck You AROCK will be the chant
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That's what I wanted to say lol

will our war cry be Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ?
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 6:02:56 PM EDT
[#26]
Don't shoot me I'll be wearing Blue Glasses

Link Posted: 3/2/2018 6:03:39 PM EDT
[#27]
To this day I'm still not completely sure what "FO" means.  
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 6:04:45 PM EDT
[#28]
Geissele hat while holding up the "shocker" hand gesture, duh.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 6:17:09 PM EDT
[#29]
that's why the sell BFL patches and hats
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 6:38:28 PM EDT
[#30]
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I thought everyone was supposed to paint dickbutt on their plate carrier.

Please don't tell me I'm the only one.

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@bjkb1f
Nah, bro.  I got ya.  

Link Posted: 3/2/2018 6:52:49 PM EDT
[#31]
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We will be the ones with guns.
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Black scary gun's
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 6:54:49 PM EDT
[#32]
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We have plenty of challenge phrases...

Q: 9 or 45
A: Get both

Q: Fuck you guys
A: I’m FO’ing

Q: Grumpy Cat
A: Good

Q: Blade at
A: 45

Q: Send it to me
A: For disposal

Q: Can an airplane
A: Take off from a treadmill

Q: Big Pony
A: Little Pony

Q: F
A: BHO

Q: Pole
A: Incoming

We’ll know our own...
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You forgot pics of wife.  C'mon,  man.....
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 7:21:43 PM EDT
[#33]
Password: SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 7:25:40 PM EDT
[#34]
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If I'm shooting at the same guys you are shooting at, don't shoot me
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Link Posted: 3/2/2018 7:29:26 PM EDT
[#35]
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 7:31:58 PM EDT
[#36]
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I'll be the guy not trying to steal your shit or take your guns.
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This.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 8:42:53 PM EDT
[#37]
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What uniform is our team going to wear?

Is there a secret hand shake?
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It's easy, the arfcom guys will be the ones you don't see because they're still tucked up at home in their basements.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 8:48:27 PM EDT
[#38]
You’ll recognize me by my ccw badge
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 9:06:43 PM EDT
[#39]
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What uniform is our team going to wear?

Is there a secret hand shake?
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Carrying an AR or M4A1?
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 9:09:30 PM EDT
[#40]
you'll know by the .223 holes that appear in your chest when you swing your muzzle toward me.

Not many operators can take on a USAF MAC Security Forces Augmentee Trained Killer and live!  
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 9:10:50 PM EDT
[#41]
87 patch.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 9:13:28 PM EDT
[#42]
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To this day I'm still not completely sure what "FO" means.  
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Depart. You were never one of us
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 9:20:10 PM EDT
[#43]
I always thought it was the "this is my safety" high sign.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 9:22:34 PM EDT
[#44]
I'll be dressed like my avatar.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 9:26:29 PM EDT
[#45]
WW2 style call outs. But instead of thunder and flash, Fo! and Foing!
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 9:28:30 PM EDT
[#46]
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What uniform is our team going to wear?

Is there a secret hand shake?
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They'll all be wearing either all black and a mask or a red bandanna around their necks, with trashcan guns. They'll have lots of red flags and lawnmower safety glasses. We'll be the ones in camo or 511's with body armor, NV, and sexy ARs.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 9:44:26 PM EDT
[#47]
Black face camo in a BFL shape.
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 9:49:07 PM EDT
[#48]
Well be the ones saying, "well the front did fall off".
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 9:52:27 PM EDT
[#49]
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If you don’t shoot couches, you should be fine.
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Headshot!
Link Posted: 3/2/2018 9:54:15 PM EDT
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@Blitz_308

That...

That...is...the most beautiful thing...I've....

I've ever seen!



At least we won't shoot each other. Thank God!  I know what happens when someone goes up against you!

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