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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:43:12 PM EDT
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I'm pretty sure they're already pacified.
Well, I guess the cat is out of the bag. Guess what my Reserve unit is doing for AT this year? |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:44:52 PM EDT
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beavers.... 
You guys are alright. What if we brought beer and just asked real nice, could we just work it out over alcohol and an ice fishing hole? |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:44:52 PM EDT
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Quoted: Bring it, but be prepared to feel the wrath of our assault gator. http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo71/42sunray/C16/DSC00885.jpg Complete with daytime running lamps, mandatory by law? |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:46:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Bring it, but be prepared to feel the wrath of our assault gator. http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo71/42sunray/C16/DSC00885.jpg Complete with daytime running lamps, mandatory by law? It's for the children Eh? |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:47:00 PM EDT
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Look up the director on that one. It sure surprised me. |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:47:46 PM EDT
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c'mon, guys, the Canadians are just like us. Don't you know a Canadian is just an unarmed American with a health care plan?
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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:49:26 PM EDT
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Bitch please.
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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:50:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: c'mon, guys, the Canadians are just like us. Don't you know a Canadian is just an unarmed American with a health care plan? You forgot about 7.2% unemployment.  |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:51:10 PM EDT
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Take Quebec. No great loss, but leave our milk bags alone. Yup Take Quebec.
Fuck off Eh. |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:51:15 PM EDT
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c'mon, guys, the Canadians are just like us. Don't you know a Canadian is just an unarmed American with a health care plan? You forgot about 7.2% unemployment.
If we take over Canada, we dont want you. |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:51:56 PM EDT
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Alberta has 5% unemployment.
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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:52:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: c'mon, guys, the Canadians are just like us. Don't you know a Canadian is just an unarmed American with a health care plan? You forgot about 7.2% unemployment. If we take over Canada, we dont want you. Why? Because I'm right about almost everything? |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:57:30 PM EDT
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Canada has a population about the same as New York state and most of them live within 75 miles of the border, it's the few who don't that would take a lot of time and manpower to catch. The further north you go the more "lots of nothing" there is. Course knock out all their Tim Hortons and they'll be throwing in the towel pretty quickly
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Posted: 6/19/2011 2:58:34 PM EDT
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Quoted: I can picture the other POWs flinging him over the barb wife fence.Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: c'mon, guys, the Canadians are just like us. Don't you know a Canadian is just an unarmed American with a health care plan? You forgot about 7.2% unemployment. If we take over Canada, we dont want you. Why? Because I'm right about almost everything?  |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:01:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I can picture the other POWs flinging him over the barb wife fence.Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: c'mon, guys, the Canadians are just like us. Don't you know a Canadian is just an unarmed American with a health care plan? You forgot about 7.2% unemployment. If we take over Canada, we dont want you. Why? Because I'm right about almost everything? If you don't want to be my Facebook friend, that's cool. |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:09:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Take Quebec. No great loss, but leave our milk bags alone. Yup Take Quebec. Fuck off Eh. Here's a proposal: How about we just trade you our hard core Blue States for your Western Provinces? Everybody wins!! PS - Isn't against State Department policy to invade countries that make decent beer? At least we haven't lately ...... |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:12:28 PM EDT
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I can picture the other POWs flinging him over the barb wife fence.Quoted:
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c'mon, guys, the Canadians are just like us. Don't you know a Canadian is just an unarmed American with a health care plan? You forgot about 7.2% unemployment.
If we take over Canada, we dont want you. Why? Because I'm right about almost everything?
If Im in charge of this war there are no pow camps. Just kegs of Molsons to keep the canadians drunk for a few weeks while we mop up the small handful of teatotaling resistance. Then we carve out some new states, let them send reps to our electoral college, and all is well. Hell, Id give everyone an AR as a "welcome to the US" present. |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:16:14 PM EDT
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We westerners want out. We want out of Canada and we don't want to be part of the United States. With the greatest respect, we want no part of Obama, we want no part of your illegal immigration mess and we don't Obama to impoverish us. Just leave us alone. By the way, I am about 20 hours north of the US border. If you try to occupy this part of Northern Alberta, you are guaranteed to freeze your clintons off. |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:16:37 PM EDT
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Protracted guerrilla war with heavy casualties. Canada has a lot of wilderness, and I put more faith in them to know how to wage an effective insurgency than Iraqis or Afghanis.
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:18:07 PM EDT
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Wait is Canada actually a sovereign country? I always thought it was more like an Indian reservation for our weaklings and Frenchmen. OH SNAP!!!
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:18:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: Aren't we already doing that with the Mexicans?Quoted: Quoted: I can picture the other POWs flinging him over the barb wife fence.Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: c'mon, guys, the Canadians are just like us. Don't you know a Canadian is just an unarmed American with a health care plan? You forgot about 7.2% unemployment. If we take over Canada, we dont want you. Why? Because I'm right about almost everything? If Im in charge of this war there are no pow camps. Just kegs of Molsons to keep the canadians drunk for a few weeks while we mop up the small handful of teatotaling resistance. Then we carve out some new states, let them send reps to our electoral college, and all is well. Hell, Id give everyone an AR as a "welcome to the US" present.  |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:19:40 PM EDT
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We westerners want out. We want out of Canada and we don't want to be part of the United States. With the greatest respect, we want no part of Obama, we want no part of your illegal immigration mess and we don't Obama to impoverish us. Just leave us alone. By the way, I am about 20 hours north of the US border. If you try to occupy this part of Northern Alberta, you are guaranteed to freeze your clintons off. If we have standing armies invading Canada we're kicking out the liberal coasts and burning Chicago to the ground. Want in then?
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:20:02 PM EDT
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without any out side involvement, would the US be able to pacify, conquer, and annex Canada? Ok, one it's about time. Two, I don't know if we could pacify them. Did you see the Vancover Riots? That was a over a hockey game and the Canadian went bat shit crazy. Those guys up north have issues...deep seeded issues. 
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:21:30 PM EDT
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We don't want Canada. We need them as a buffer if the Russian's invade.
Remember Red Dawn? We stopped them butt cold, but not until after the Canadians were used as cannon fodder.
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:22:49 PM EDT
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We westerners want out. We want out of Canada and we don't want to be part of the United States. With the greatest respect, we want no part of Obama, we want no part of your illegal immigration mess and we don't Obama to impoverish us. Just leave us alone. By the way, I am about 20 hours north of the US border. If you try to occupy this part of Northern Alberta, you are guaranteed to freeze your clintons off. If we have standing armies invading Canada we're kicking out the liberal coasts and burning Chicago to the ground. Want in then? After Alberta seperates from Canada, Montana or Idaho could join us. But seriously, for years we've had problems with our eastern bastards from Ottawa. We really don't need to deal with your eastern bastards from Washington. |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:25:22 PM EDT
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If we could send Texans to claim Alberta, those people would welcome their new overlords. They have a big ass rodeo that in their hearts, they know should be in Texas. A real consideration though is those Canoojer football fields are freakin' huge, and you only have three downs to cover all that real estate. I don't know, it could be done, but it would probably get messy. Oh, and make sure it get's done in the summer.
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:25:26 PM EDT
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I can picture the other POWs flinging him over the barb wife fence.Quoted:
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c'mon, guys, the Canadians are just like us. Don't you know a Canadian is just an unarmed American with a health care plan? You forgot about 7.2% unemployment.
If we take over Canada, we dont want you. Why? Because I'm right about almost everything?
If Im in charge of this war there are no pow camps. Just kegs of Molsons to keep the canadians drunk for a few weeks while we mop up the small handful of teatotaling resistance. Then we carve out some new states, let them send reps to our electoral college, and all is well. Hell, Id give everyone an AR as a "welcome to the US" present. I'll take you up on that. |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:34:47 PM EDT
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If we could send Texans to claim Alberta, those people would welcome their new overlords. They have a big ass rodeo that in their hearts, they know should be in Texas. A real consideration though is those Canoojer football fields are freakin' huge, and you only have three downs to cover all that real estate. I don't know, it could be done, but it would probably get messy. Oh, and make sure it get's done in the summer. If the Texans came here, they'd want to join us together with Montana and Idaho. |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:36:25 PM EDT
[#29]
I'm shakin'
Somehow with the current economy and the Obama administration, invading Canada has probably been bumped way down the priority list. By the way, I wonder how President Obama is celebrating the Fourth ? Oh, thats right - he's installing a Minaret on top of the Capitol Building. What a wonderfull display of America's diversity and multiculturalism. I bet you'll be able to hear the call to prayer all the way down Pennsylvania Avenue. And I understand that the U.S.A. is in the running for the best country to live in this year .............................. according to the UN ! Finally, America's international partners are recognizing its great progressive advances in society and culture. Yeah, get back to us on that invasion thing whenever you guys elect another guy from Texas
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:44:02 PM EDT
[#30]
Canada has already apologized for Bryan Adams
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Posted: 6/19/2011 3:53:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'm shakin' Somehow with the current economy and the Obama administration, invading Canada has probably been bumped way down the priority list. By the way, I wonder how President Obama is celebrating the Fourth ? Oh, thats right - he's installing a Minaret on top of the Capitol Building. What a wonderfull display of America's diversity and multiculturalism. I bet you'll be able to hear the call to prayer all the way down Pennsylvania Avenue. And I understand that the U.S.A. is in the running for the best country to live in this year .............................. according to the UN ! Finally, America's international partners are recognizing its great progressive advances in society and culture. Yeah, get back to us on that invasion thing whenever you guys elect another guy from Texas We don't need a Texan. Hell we could have a Rhode Islander.  |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 4:02:29 PM EDT
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It is too bad that the Quebec secessionists didn't get their shit together, we could have picked up some pretty good pieces afterwards. Maybe we would have had to trade Puerto Rico or Wisconsin away in the process, no great loss either way.
It is really too bad that we didn't pick up Newfoundland & Labrador back in the late 40s, they have oil and minerals up there and the total population is less than the number of welfare types in any major US city. Plus, their accents amuse me . |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 4:07:32 PM EDT
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The reality is we would never want to...
Canada is the best neighbor one could ever want. Close ties in almost every imaginable way. And since we're on arfcom, from a military standpoint they're a great northern buffer against the likes of Russia (from contingent 48) |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 4:11:17 PM EDT
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And you have California as a buffer from China. Best of both worlds.
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Posted: 6/19/2011 4:17:02 PM EDT
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Then we could steal their oil and we wouldnt need the pipeline through the ranchers land here in Nebraska. We could short circuit that whole EPA/ Greenie thing and just declare a new Republic where the number one crime would be being a socialist. A Hilux in every garage... |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 4:17:58 PM EDT
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And you have California as a buffer from China. Best of both worlds. I think the communists already won in California. 
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Posted: 6/19/2011 4:19:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: c'mon, guys, the Canadians are just like us. Don't you know a Canadian is just an unarmed American with a health care plan? George Will once wrote that Canadians are indistinguishable from Americans, and the quickest way to tell who is who is to make that observation to a Canadian.... |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 4:47:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/19/2011 4:53:33 PM EDT
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And you have California as a buffer from China. Best of both worlds. 
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Posted: 6/19/2011 4:55:02 PM EDT
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Take Quebec. No great loss, but leave our milk bags alone. Yup Take Quebec. Fuck off Eh. How about we take every part other than Quebec? Deal? ETA: We'll also give Canada/Quebec: Chicago, New York City, and California |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 4:55:31 PM EDT
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Why would we do that? Oil Minerals French Whores 
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Posted: 6/19/2011 4:56:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/19/2011 5:17:09 PM EDT
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We might be in trouble if they get their moose cavalary together. Moose bites can be very bad you know. My sister was biten by a moose once... That's not even Canadian, but I like where you're going with it. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 5:21:27 PM EDT
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In all seriousness, it would be a guerrilla/insurgency nightmare.
Canada has one of the highest firearms-per-capita in the world at 20+%, topped only by the US. There would be "a rifle behind every blade of grass." |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 5:29:06 PM EDT
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A rifle behind every ice cube |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 5:36:46 PM EDT
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Civilized people don't steal shit from friends...
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Posted: 6/19/2011 5:39:53 PM EDT
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Civilized people don't steal shit from friends... But we wouldn't be stealing from them. We would be liberating them from their slave masters while we liberate ourselves form our own at the same time. Win-Win. |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 5:44:17 PM EDT
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A rifle behind every ice cube
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Posted: 6/19/2011 5:59:01 PM EDT
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Didn't they already win twice?
So the only way to win is fight dirty...We're sending Mrs Gretzky back and keeping Wayne, Mario and Sidney as hostages to your good behavior. |
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Posted: 6/19/2011 6:17:12 PM EDT
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A rifle behind every ice cube A rifle behind every snow drift. We'd have to go from Search and Rescue to Search and Destroy.
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