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Link Posted: 5/8/2003 5:30:48 PM EDT
[#1]
How about:  Brandi
           Robin
           Becky  
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 5:34:33 PM EDT
[#2]
Most of you probably won't believe it, but I weant to high school with a girl who's real name was Chastity Belt.
Belt is a very common last name in this area, but what the fuck were her parents thinking?
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 5:37:01 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
sage
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HEY! [b]I resemble that remark![/b]




And I'm a dude. [BD]
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 5:49:54 PM EDT
[#4]

Every time I hear "Debbie", I think of "Debbie Does Dallas".

My sweet bride of 29 years is named Debbie.

Maybe that's why we stay together[;)].. fullclip

Link Posted: 5/8/2003 6:11:48 PM EDT
[#5]
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Should I be offended that my girlfriend, my sister, and my niece all have their names posted above??
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I think every girl I know has their names posted here, and for good reason.
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 6:28:55 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 6:44:46 PM EDT
[#7]
Dated a Faye a while back...so I agree (she is working on her third illegitimate kid now, so I hear). My fave is Tamra-first chick to go totally bald at the local all-nude bar and has the morals of a Kennedy.
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 9:10:34 PM EDT
[#8]
Temptatious

Bubbles

Lucious

Link Posted: 5/8/2003 9:13:47 PM EDT
[#9]
[size=5][b][center]SINDY[/center][/b][/size=5]
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 9:17:29 PM EDT
[#10]
Trish and Yvette.

I am amazed I am the first to post these names.
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 9:18:48 PM EDT
[#11]
How about Prudence?
She was a hotty I used to work with and would wear the hottest outfits, cleavage like to small puppies in her shirt.  Mmmmmm puppies.

Or Jasmine, oh my God was she HOT.  2 medium size puppies there, with a wasp sized waist and spanish.  Sorry guys, gotta go take a cold shower now, right now.
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 9:31:44 PM EDT
[#12]
Hehehe....  Trish the dish....  hehehehe......

Link Posted: 5/8/2003 9:38:25 PM EDT
[#13]
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Stefanie,...and for good reason![;D]
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You fucked her too?!?!

Damn, she [i]is[/i]  a ho!! [;D]
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 9:41:32 PM EDT
[#14]
Itruitin Jurmamaz.

No, not really.

As a matter of fact, I would not like it if someone said that to me.
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 9:53:55 PM EDT
[#15]
I can't believe that nobody has listed Destiny yet.  I've known 3 strippers named Destiny and they were all, well, strippers.

Also, 8 of the 8 girls I've known named Megan have been a lesbians.  
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 10:38:07 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Most of you probably won't believe it, but I weant to high school with a girl who's real name was Chastity Belt.
Belt is a very common last name in this area, but what the fuck were her parents thinking?
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Yes, but when she gets married, the "Belt" comes off.  [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 11:13:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Most of you probably won't believe it, but I weant to high school with a girl who's real name was Chastity Belt.
Belt is a very common last name in this area, but what the fuck were her parents thinking?
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Yes, but when she gets married, the "Belt" comes off.  [rolleyes]
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[rofl2]
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 11:35:52 PM EDT
[#18]
Jeannette
I have a list of 32 people she has sleept with
hehe she just called me a cocksucker because I am listing this =)
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 11:44:15 PM EDT
[#19]
Sandy
Jenny
Amy

You know the girl next door names.
Link Posted: 5/8/2003 11:53:45 PM EDT
[#20]
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Let's not forget Karin....

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[red][size=6]WHAT THE FUCK? Karin is my wife's name![/size=6][/red]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 12:02:20 AM EDT
[#21]
Any season name, ie
Spring, Summer
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 1:18:47 AM EDT
[#22]
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"Christine the Indiscriminate C*cksucker" sounds kind of slutty to me...
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Effin' hilarious!

Brigitte
Babette
Rashonda
Larissa
Holly
Clarisse
Wanda (Wanda come over to play?)
Tova (did her ova and ova!)
Kitty and Cocoe, twin redheads I went to high school with.  Yes, their real names!
Rhonda
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 1:52:05 AM EDT
[#23]
WHAT THE FUCK? Karin is my wife's name!

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OH SHIT!!!
YOU'RE MARRIED TO KARIN!!!
HOLY CRAP, SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS SINGLE!!!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 5:29:21 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Let's not forget Karin....

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[red][size=6]WHAT THE FUCK? Karin is my wife's name![/size=6][/red]
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If she managed a hotel in Berlin....






how's my dick taste?

[}:D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 5:31:41 AM EDT
[#25]
Amanda Hugenkis
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 5:50:16 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Also, 8 of the 8 girls I've known named Megan have been a lesbians.  
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[green][b]Was that before or after they met you?[/b][/green] [:D]

[b](sorry dude but this was to easy to pass up)[/b]
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 7:56:36 AM EDT
[#27]
Try bringing a G/F home named 'Bubbles' back in 1964!
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 8:24:47 AM EDT
[#28]
heaven lee cates.......anybody wanta try to beat that one?
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 8:27:53 AM EDT
[#29]
Feletia
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 5:11:22 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Feletia
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Fellatio would be even sluttier.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 6:24:50 PM EDT
[#31]
Allota Fagina......Yeah Baby......


This chick,s last name was Kane and her first was, you guessed it, Candi

Candi Kane, was real sweet!!!
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 7:01:50 PM EDT
[#32]
Lucinda

Donna (aka Mouth)

Sharon pronounced Shh-rohn with the accent on the last syllable. She was really nasty.
Link Posted: 5/9/2003 7:43:59 PM EDT
[#33]
When I was in the Army there was an Reserve company that trained with us every summer for a couple of weeks.  In that company was a girl whose name was -- drum roll, please -- Candy Rape.  No lie.  SP4 Candy Rape.  She was a legend, let me tell you.  As I like to say, nomenclature is destiny.  Many of the names cited in other posts here bear that out.

As for generic slut names, I once had a girlfriend who worked on a phone sex line.  (!)  She had several characters or personalities she pretended to be to the callers.  The wildest one was "Tina."  My girlfriend's explanation was: "I never met a Tina who wasn't a slut."

From my own experience I'd have to agree.  The one Tina (although she spelled it Teana) I've actually known was the daughter of a cop and wild as the wild.  A clear case of full-tilt rebellion.
Link Posted: 5/11/2003 4:02:48 PM EDT
[#34]
I remember one named FONDA PETERS. This is no BS. It's good for about 100 miles of laughs on the long trip to Knob Creek.
Link Posted: 5/13/2003 9:25:05 PM EDT
[#35]
I delivered a package to a girl at OU named Anita Dick. God's honest truth.

Try doing that with a straight face.
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