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Link Posted: 9/30/2011 8:48:12 AM EDT
[#1]
Tell him he fucking stinks
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 8:49:53 AM EDT
[#2]
Basically there's nothing you can do, you're just fucked. Or not fucked is more like it because that cute girl you have been eyeing thinks it's you that stinks and if you call him on it she'll just think you are trying to play it off on him. Sorry 'bout your luck
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 8:51:52 AM EDT
[#3]
Interrupt the professor and tell him/her that you are having extreme difficulty in concentrating because "the guy next to me smells like he hasn't washed his ass in a month and has been having sex with mammals."

Use loud, stentorian tones, audible in the entire classroom when you do this.

Profit.
Link Posted: 9/30/2011 8:54:46 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
One more reason that college is for chumps.

Nobody should go.


Obviously the term 'Job Security' isn't in your vocab...
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