pol;las to be added then!

Quoted: Sometimes I feel like my life isn't going so good. Like maybe I'm not on the right track, or doing enough with my life. Sometimes I think things aren't going so well. Then I log onto arfcom and read posts like this. It makes me feel a lot better.

Kinda like tuning into Springer for a couple of minutes.

I am gonna go have a wopman somke, since thy are vinaila and relaly astaty! vanillla smoke time1 hooray1 I asm goona go, I';'ll be abcka sin a feew

OKso O cinishednof he votels tes ad had a smokes som I sohink I willl go som bed, hnkas for enmetertainment, NIhtsn all

where is that 'friends don't let friends post drunk' image? This guy seriously needs some friends.

Quoted: Taking it further, I have another idea: Let them post, but only in the "drunk tank" forum, until they sober up.

We need to find a way to force them to post in there (or at least immediately redirect them to that forum automatically), otherwise they'll just pass out when they cant post in GD. Hmmmmm.

Kharn

Quoted: I finch8ihaed! I am so proud...this bottles ahsnt a lsot of bad moesoires attachesf to it involsving ex girlfriwnedsa and therssesomes, I sholulds have thrown it awsya, Abut I diudnts., Thats thressweomes didnts work sotu too well.

We want details!!!

And pics if ya' got 'em.

It's kinda' sad that I can decipher this.

I might as well toss in my post whorin' to this dumbass thread.

When you wake up today Boozo, the first thing you should do is eat a bunch of raw fish and crank the White Zombie up to 11.

Quoted: I might as well toss in my post whorin' to this dumbass thread.

Dumbass thread?

This is the best thread all year!

Thanks for the new sig.

Holy shit! All that gibberish after only a single bottle of vodka? Quit drinkin' kid, you're no good at it!


GT

Looks like Tusken Raiders go to bed around 6:10 a.m. Eastern after a night of Vodka :)

You sound like Gerhard Schroeder:

"I do not want to name any catastrophes where you can see what happens if organised state action is absent. I could name countries, but the position I still hold forbids it, but everyone knows I mean America," he said to loud applause.

Wow, people kept talking after I left. I discovered a number of things.

1.I get drunk very easily because I have not done much of it and I am a small guy(5'6 120lbs)
2. Trying to go to sleep is hardder than passing out
3. This is the second time I have gotten drunk with no hangover. I am a lucky bitch, but last time I threw up for 2 hours and busted my head open on a metal pole THEN passed out.
4. ARFCOM is a lot funnier and easier to post in while drunk
5. It is easier to get a locked thread while drunk
6. I only say sig-worthy material while durnk, because it is so fucked up.
7. THE SCORE IS Mandarin Absolut : 5     ME: 0. Myself and this bottle have a history.
8. There are no pictures of the bad incident I mentioned, and details would be.... not good to get into. If there was something in life I was ashamed of, it would be this. No, it wasnt cheating and no I didnt fuck a goat under covers emroidered with afghani flags on my ass on the fourth of july while singing "dixie land".

Thatnks for a night I can look back on and laugh at, because I dont remember this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!