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Posted: 3/15/2011 11:59:26 AM EDT
[#1]
Never at work but I've had sex in a high school classroom
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:00:31 PM EDT
[#2]
Does her stateroom on the USS T. R. count as "on the job?" (My wife is retired form the navy now, so I doubt she'll get in trouble.)
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:01:42 PM EDT
[#3]
yep, got head in the back room of a blockbuster after my gf's shift ended, just off camera.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:02:29 PM EDT
[#4]
Can only dream about it
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:02:56 PM EDT
[#5]
I have my own insurance agency and work with my girlfriend. So yes, all the time. Life is good.
ETA: Quoted:
Current job nope, almost every previous job though. Sounds like you got some work to do. |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:03:15 PM EDT
[#6]
I'm not that dumb. Never was.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:03:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hell yes. But this is my office: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/xdoctor/IMG_0579.jpg You would be shocked at how often at a Bachelorette party or a girl's night out, one of the girls sneaks out of a bar and bangs the limo driver in the back of the car. Pics or it never happened  |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:03:46 PM EDT
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*COUGH* I was a lifeguard for 3 years while in college to pay the bills, I had my own keys... *cough* no comment...
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:04:45 PM EDT
[#9]
Many moons ago when I was single , yeah
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:05:01 PM EDT
[#10]
not AT work... but i suddenly became violently ill once to leave early and go get laid...
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:09:54 PM EDT
[#11]
Many times.
But then I worked in a hotel. In Daytona Beach. |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:10:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: im married what is this sex thing you speak of? It's that bit that starts on the 3rd date and finishes at the altar  |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:13:53 PM EDT
[#13]
Yes, in the Army.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:17:02 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: Almost more than I remember. Working in State of Oregon Mental-Health back in the 80's and early 90's, if you WERE'NT getting laid by the female staff you were pretty much "homo". Eh....it was what it was...... Sounds like Really 'banging teh crazy' right? |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:17:14 PM EDT
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Quoted: ouch...Quoted: Had a friend who was out one night, ran into a bachelorette party in a bar while he was bombed.Hell yes. But this is my office: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/xdoctor/IMG_0579.jpg You would be shocked at how often at a Bachelorette party or a girl's night out, one of the girls sneaks out of a bar and bangs the limo driver in the back of the car. Ended up going home with the bride-to-be and banging her... then did her mom!  |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:20:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:22:12 PM EDT
[#17]
<<<<<––––––- Built in 'Office'
 and motorhome..........and office desks, chairs, bathroom, floor, kitchens, at other jobs/places. Most interesting was elevator in Main Post Office when in High School. Hormones were running on overdrive, IIRC. Now, not so much.....  ETA - typos |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:22:51 PM EDT
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Quoted:
I have Co-workers on this site......No way am I answering this! I think that you just did 
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:22:57 PM EDT
[#19]
used to fuck on the helicopters pre 9/11
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:29:53 PM EDT
[#20]
I always feel like I'm getting fucked at work.......
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:32:18 PM EDT
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Quoted: No shit. Pretty fucking crazy, huh?Quoted: ouch...Quoted: Had a friend who was out one night, ran into a bachelorette party in a bar while he was bombed.Hell yes. But this is my office: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/xdoctor/IMG_0579.jpg You would be shocked at how often at a Bachelorette party or a girl's night out, one of the girls sneaks out of a bar and bangs the limo driver in the back of the car. Ended up going home with the bride-to-be and banging her... then did her mom! (From anyone else, I might doubt the veracity of the story. However, the guy in question... well, I know he wouldn't lie about something like that.)
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:33:13 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: I had sex in one of the stairwells of my high school. At 10 in the morning. Never at work but I've had sex in a high school classroom |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:33:56 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
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Almost more than I remember. Working in State of Oregon Mental-Health back in the 80's and early 90's, if you WERE'NT getting laid by the female staff you were pretty much "homo". Eh....it was what it was...... Sounds like Really 'banging teh crazy' right?
LOL! yeah, we had a running joke that the only people sicker than our clients (what we called them back them) were the staff....
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:39:25 PM EDT
[#24]
I know I've been fucked over a few times but that probably doesn't count here.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:40:16 PM EDT
[#25]
The big table in the conference room. Wasnt that great.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:40:52 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I had sex in one of the stairwells of my high school. At 10 in the morning. Never at work but I've had sex in a high school classroom
You win. Mine was during lunch hour (when all the classrooms on the top floor were empty) |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:41:26 PM EDT
[#27]
No. Female attorneys are not my thing. Having sex with a secretary would just be too cliche. Interns and temps always make me think sexual harassment law suit. |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:44:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hell yes. But this is my office: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/xdoctor/IMG_0579.jpg You would be shocked at how often at a Bachelorette party or a girl's night out, one of the girls sneaks out of a bar and bangs the limo driver in the back of the car. You should start a thread calling out cabbies and limo drivers asking them for funny stories. |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:49:19 PM EDT
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used to have a maintenance office in the basement of a large bld ....those were the days
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:53:17 PM EDT
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Quoted:
....  ... guilty as charged, but never caught more than a few times
waitress's can be easy
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:55:39 PM EDT
[#31]
yes.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:58:24 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
I'm not that dumb attractive. Never was. Fixed.
I keed I keed I am sure you're remarkably handsome.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 12:59:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:00:33 PM EDT
[#34]
Yep, lots of times!
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:01:39 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
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We have caught multiple people, last group broke the sink off the wall. group? I noticed that, too. |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:03:26 PM EDT
[#36]
High school. Both at work and at school.
Not with the current Mrs. DC though. We've never had the opportunity. |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:05:05 PM EDT
[#37]
I posted my work sex escapade in the thread the OP is talking about. I'll copy and past it here for more to see.
I worked at a military flight sim for a short while after I got out of the military. Every so often the guy that did the overnight security wouldn't make it so they'd ask one of the regulars to stay. I would volunteer at times as there was nothing to it. One one occasion I invited my girlfriend to the building (now my wife) so she could bring me dinner. After eating...and eating we had some fun all over the building and sim. Ahhh, good times... And the pic of wife, on the right. 
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:05:39 PM EDT
[#38]
In the oilfield, if the RV is-a-rockin' you don't come-a-knockin'.
Working for yourself and having your own RV has it's perks |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:07:40 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
[div]Ended up going home with the bride-to-be and banging her... then did her mom[/quote]
Had a friend who was out one night, ran into a bachelorette party in a bar while he was bombed.[div] He wins something. Not The Internet, 'cause he doesn't need it, but... something. |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:07:46 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted: Yes, yes they can! Quoted: .... ... guilty as charged, but never caught more than a few timeswaitress's can be easy  |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:11:05 PM EDT
[#41]
I have... On weekends I used to be the only one in the office at a job I had a few years ago. A friend of mine (on again/off again girlfriend) came in one afternoon gave me the bill clinton under the desk then I took her in the board room and went to town. About 20 minutes after we were done my boss showed up chatted a few minutes then my friend left, being the cool guy that he was he was like "You could tell she has a nice body under that coat, you ever fuck her?" I was like "nope never"... he was like "come on you've hit that..." I was like "she blew me once
" and left it at that. I didn't know how he would take it if I told him that I just fucked the heck out of her in the next room .
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:12:06 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: Fuck the newsletter, you hiring? Quoted: Hell yes. But this is my office: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/xdoctor/IMG_0579.jpg You would be shocked at how often at a Bachelorette party or a girl's night out, one of the girls sneaks out of a bar and bangs the limo driver in the back of the car. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:26:15 PM EDT
[#43]
Never have, never will. There's an old saying, "don't get your meat where you make your bread".
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:32:39 PM EDT
[#44]
Never. But I worked NYC EMS from 92-96. A guy I knew would bang his girl in the back of an ambulance. They'd hang some sheets up over the windows. The chick got off on the lights and sirens thing. His partner would tear around Brooklyn with them banging in the back of the bus.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:40:59 PM EDT
[#45]
Before I was married...yes, she was my manager.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:47:07 PM EDT
[#46]
I was the closing bartender at a jazz club for a few years in my early 20s.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:49:30 PM EDT
[#47]
on duty booty.... yo.
for the sake of opsec and future after-the-fact non judicial "mentorship"... i'll be silent on when and where. -rb |
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:50:46 PM EDT
[#48]
I'm a giggalo...and your question is?
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:52:38 PM EDT
[#49]
Yep, back in high school, I worked in a burger joint. Power went out one day and my girlfriend and I were the last ones to leave. Good times.
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Posted: 3/15/2011 1:53:03 PM EDT
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I was head of security at a one of the most popular bars on 6th street (main party / bar street in downtown Austin) when I was going to University of Texas.
I had a LOT of good memories from that job! 
I later got married and worked in the New Home business as on site sales and management. Did the wild thing several times with my wife in most of the various model homes! so I can say, sure! |
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