I got certified through PADI during college - because one of my girlfriend's father was PADI instructor!
I got certified in some of the darkest, coldest, and most frigid creepy lakes in Minnesota - but it was still FUN!
Logged A LOT of dives under my belt - almost ALL in local lakes - etc... Got the Advanced Openwater too.
I just kept my log-book at her father's house - because I usually just went on diving trips with him anyway... Then when I caught my girlfriend CHEATING on me - I broke up with her. When I later asked her father if he could send me my Dive Log book - he claimed he couldn't find it!
Maybe he could, maybe he couldn't... I don't know - but I was pissed that I suddenly had ZERO LOGGED DIVES, and only my PADI Certification Card to show for it.
What kind of Crab is that in the First Picture???
I saw those when I went diving in Costa Rica! One of the coolest creatures ever!!!
Went down to C.R. with my buddy for Spring Break, and he'd never gone Scuba diving before... The local dive shop was a D.A.N. certification place, and they said my buddy and I could go out on a 3-dive Day-Trip if he spent the entire day before doing the "1-Day Crash Course" - which certified him to go diving down to the ~32 foot depth.
When we actually went OUT into the open water the next day - our first dive was going down a STEEEEEEEP vertical rocky cliff / wall face!!! During the descent along the jagged rocky wall, the instructor hand-signalled to STAY BACK - don't get too close because the waves far above us were drifting us 5' forward, 5' back, etc... We spent time around 55' down - I forget how long - looking into cracks/crevices in the rocky cliff face... Then the dive master pointed into a hole, or opening about 18" wide... I looked - it was pitch black - couldn't see shit. So he motions with his hand like - look closer! I swam a little closer, lean my head forward to look in there, and he shines his spotlight in the opening....
WHOOOOOOOOSH!!! This HUGE FUCKING GREEN HEADED EEL flies RIGHT AT MY FUCKING HEAD, mouth comes open,
life flashes before my eyes
, and ****CHOMP**** He snapped his mouth shut about 1 foot in front of my fucking head and retreated back into the hole!!!
out of
on the fucking PUCKER FACTOR!!!
HOLY F(_)CKING SHIT THAT SCARED ME!!! I burned through +15% of my air supply screaming & freaking out - fucking adrenaline dump 55 feet down! LoL!
One guy, who claimed to have "tons" of dive experience didn't understand the hand signal saying don't get too close to the rocks while we're drifing...and got too close. He was wearing a 'shorts' style wet suit - and his exposed knees SLAMMED into the sharp rocks - cut him up fucking BAD!!!
He was bleeding like crazy, and swam back to the dive master... It wasn't more than 45 seconds from the time he started bleeding until the SHARKS came!!! There were two sharks - one brown, one grey - don't know what kinds - because i'm an idiot, but when the wounded guy saw the sharks - he fucking BOLTED!!! He started taking off toward the surface full-tilt! The dive master latched onto his fucking ankle, and had to wrestle the idiot to a halt for decompression at ~20 depth!!! The guy had to wait for like 10-15 minutes at 20' deep to decompress - all while freaking out, and I'm CERTAIN that must have seemed like FOREVER! The sharks came closer & swam right beneath him a couple times too! LoL! Mostly they just circled. After we all decompressed, surfaced, and boarded the boat, we ate lunch, and went down for dive #2 while Bloody Mc-Knees waited topside on the boat.
My friend, the rookie, mentioned to me while we were eating - "I thought I wasn't supposed to go below 32 feet? We were down to 65 feet for quite a while!" The dive master said, "But it was fun, right? If you're uncomfortable - let me know - we won't go down that deep again, but if you stick close by us, we can promise you'll be perfectly fine... You'll like the next dive!"
One dive #2, we quickly descended ALL the way down that rocky cliff face - down to 125 FEET!!! We didn't stay down there long, but while we were down there, we encountered one of those crab-like creatures in the first picture! It was the coolest little fucking thing EVER!!! The dive master grabbed my hand, so I held out my palm, and he picked up the crab, and let it go, its legs folded up like a tear-drop shape, and it landed in the palm of my hand, and started crawling around, up my arm, etc. it was so coooool!
We then placed it gently back on the rocks where we found him, and swam on... Saw some awesome rays, crabs, exotic poisonous fish, some sharks, etc...
One of my best dive trips ever!!!
At that depth - we didn't stay down there long AT ALL! We started feeling woozy & drunk, were burning through air FAST, so swam to the surface, and waited for decompression... While waiting to decompress, my rookie buddy ran out of air, and used my spare... Then we surfaced, and then headed to a shallow-water reef area for the final dive - lots of bright colored fish, coral, etc., and then we headed home.
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I am PADI certified. I have my Open Water, Advanced Openwater, and Nitrox. I have logged about 175 dives but when I got married I had my wife certified and she enjoyed it at first and then after her check out dive we went back and she got scared for some reason. She said she just didn't feel right after that and now she won't go back. So it has all been a waste of money.
Were the conditions of the checkout dive in murky conditions? A lot of folks freak when the viz is down.
That's my likely guess too. I'm PADI Openwater & Adv. Openwater... Both my certifications were done in some EXTREMELY MURKY WATER lakes...
For my open-water dives, it was Cooooooold! Like 65 degrees OUTSIDE, and the water was also reeeeeeaaaaaally cold here in Minnesota! The Thermoclines were a real bitch for cramping up feet in the frigid temps! Add ~10' visibility to that fact, and you've got a recipe for serious claustrophobia!!!
That day we had 6 students going for their certification (myself included), and two of them got TOTALLY freaked out due to the low visibility & claustrophobia!
For the "Orienteering" part of the test - swim out X Distance on a compass bearing, and then turn around & swim BACK on the opposit lubber bearing... To see where you'd end up - with low visibility - A LOT OF PEOPLE GOT LOST. As in they swam right past the instructors, and kept going another 40 yards before surfacing to see where TF they were!
I swam right to the instructors, but would've likely missed them had I not heard somebody's spare octopus valve come loose & 'clink' something metallic! LoL! I turned to see and saw just barely the outline of the instructors - I almost swam right past them in the blackwater.
If the water is even A LITTLE BIT MURKY - it causes some people to seriously freak out. I have asthma, so I have to get a physical before EVERY dive trip I go on - so I'm always a bit leery - but never take unnecessary risks with my health. I need a good clean bill of health before I can go on a dive.