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Posted: 10/2/2014 3:53:02 PM EDT
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"How long is it"? 6" ...from the floor 
Fucking finishing my own joke...slackers. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 3:54:20 PM EDT
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Lol..
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Posted: 10/2/2014 4:04:45 PM EDT
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Outstanding! !!
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Posted: 10/2/2014 4:15:29 PM EDT
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I don't get it...I read it 4 or 5 times. Is that a hypocritical hippy or something?
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Posted: 10/2/2014 4:17:47 PM EDT
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I don't get it...I read it 4 or 5 times. Is that a hypocritical hippy or something? I take it you don't watch porn? Unless you joined arfcom as a zygote in 01' you're old enough to have encountered the hedgehog in many videos. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 4:18:29 PM EDT
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Saw this on facebook today.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 4:21:34 PM EDT
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Haha nice
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Posted: 10/2/2014 4:28:00 PM EDT
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I take it you don't watch porn? Unless you joined arfcom as a zygote in 01' you're old enough to have encountered the hedgehog in many videos. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't get it...I read it 4 or 5 times. Is that a hypocritical hippy or something? I take it you don't watch porn? Unless you joined arfcom as a zygote in 01' you're old enough to have encountered the hedgehog in many videos. Ohhh....got it. 
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Posted: 10/2/2014 4:29:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There's something wrong with a guy when he sees a gun and the first thing he thinks is "penis." I love the libtards cutesy little "everything is about your lack of junk" attack. Especially on guns. When my libtard brother in law tried that shit at a Christmas get-together, I asked him if he thought the inner city African American population, about as in love with guns and big vehicles as the reddest-of-rednecks, were compensating for their tiny dicks. He got a "deer in the headlight" look - you could tell he was processing it and had never even thought about anything but insulting conservative white NRA members. The truth is, guys with big cocks are probably showboats by and large, not hiding in a Prius hoping no one notices them. If you're a super hot chick, you don't drive a Reliant-K because you're so comfortable with yourself, you put your ass in something nice and showy because it works with your lifestyle...it perpetuates your confidence. Guys who are fucking everything with a 10" dick drive Escalades, shoot guns, ride motorcycles, and dress like guys who are fucking everything. I'd wager my life's savings that if you measured the junk of every dude in a lifted truck and every guy driving a Forrester with ASPCA stickers on it you'd find the precise opposite of their assertion.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 4:37:40 PM EDT
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I love the libtards cutesy little "everything is about your lack of junk" attack. Especially on guns. When my libtard brother in law tried that shit at a Christmas get-together, I asked him if he thought the inner city African American population, about as in love with guns and big vehicles as the reddest-of-rednecks, were compensating for their tiny dicks. He got a "deer in the headlight" look - you could tell he was processing it and had never even thought about anything but insulting conservative white NRA members. The truth is, guys with big cocks are probably showboats by and large, not hiding in a Prius hoping no one notices them. If you're a super hot chick, you don't drive a Reliant-K because you're so comfortable with yourself, you put your ass in something nice and showy because it works with your lifestyle...it perpetuates your confidence. Guys who are fucking everything with a 10" dick drive Escalades, shoot guns, ride motorcycles, and dress like guys who are fucking everything. I'd wager my life's savings that if you measured the junk of every dude in a lifted truck and every guy driving a Forrester with ASPCA stickers on it you'd find the precise opposite of their assertion. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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There's something wrong with a guy when he sees a gun and the first thing he thinks is "penis." I love the libtards cutesy little "everything is about your lack of junk" attack. Especially on guns. When my libtard brother in law tried that shit at a Christmas get-together, I asked him if he thought the inner city African American population, about as in love with guns and big vehicles as the reddest-of-rednecks, were compensating for their tiny dicks. He got a "deer in the headlight" look - you could tell he was processing it and had never even thought about anything but insulting conservative white NRA members. The truth is, guys with big cocks are probably showboats by and large, not hiding in a Prius hoping no one notices them. If you're a super hot chick, you don't drive a Reliant-K because you're so comfortable with yourself, you put your ass in something nice and showy because it works with your lifestyle...it perpetuates your confidence. Guys who are fucking everything with a 10" dick drive Escalades, shoot guns, ride motorcycles, and dress like guys who are fucking everything. I'd wager my life's savings that if you measured the junk of every dude in a lifted truck and every guy driving a Forrester with ASPCA stickers on it you'd find the precise opposite of their assertion. sir, I am reporting you to Mods for using logic. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 4:41:30 PM EDT
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Winkies? This? 
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Posted: 10/2/2014 6:03:25 PM EDT
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Lol
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Posted: 10/2/2014 8:32:43 PM EDT
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Hopefully you'll still have a sense of humor in 7 or 8 years when you're still known as the guy that got buggered by Ron Jeremy. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You guys are always good for a laugh. Hopefully you'll still have a sense of humor in 7 or 8 years when you're still known as the guy that got buggered by Ron Jeremy. His name is Smashedhole! On with the story! Smashedhole looked at his safe word puzzled....yet extremely aroused. He began to fill up a super soaker water gun with the lube. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 8:41:00 PM EDT
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Definitely in on this one.
Edit: Just as the water gun was filled with lube, in walked a penguin... |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 8:46:28 PM EDT
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So FlashHole's sale was almost complete, until the buyer's uncle walked in with a hard-on, and said that there was one more thing he needed to do, before the papers were signed.... The uncle proceded to role in a 55 gallon drum of lube and lay down a giant tarp...... FlashHole became nervous. Knowing what was coming (heh). Not wanting what was coming. His shoulder slumped in disappointment, shame and fear, as he began to accept his fate; from here on out, he would be known as "SmashedHole". He heard a tooth crack as his jaw clamped shut and the smoky taste of blood filled his mouth. He reach down and gripped the rim of the Homer bucket with both hands until his knuckles turned white and his fingers began to bleed beneath the nails. Just then, the buyer's lawyer arrived. "Hello, SmashedHole, I am Lexington Steel, esquire. Time to hammer out an agreement." Mr. Steel looked into the eyes of Smashedhole, deeply penetrating his soul. Smashedhole looked back over his shoulder, lip quivering, sweat starting to bead on his forehead. "I'm ready" he said. Voice cracking And then they showed Smashedhole his safe word http://www.scoopy.com/eurotrip.jpg 
You guys are always good for a laugh. Holy fuck that was funny. Oh good lord, you guys are killing me. Keep it up. I actually laughed loud enough to be heard in the next room.
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:07:36 PM EDT
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Oh good lord, you guys are killing me. Keep it up. I actually laughed loud enough to be heard in the next room. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So FlashHole's sale was almost complete, until the buyer's uncle walked in with a hard-on, and said that there was one more thing he needed to do, before the papers were signed.... The uncle proceded to role in a 55 gallon drum of lube and lay down a giant tarp...... FlashHole became nervous. Knowing what was coming (heh). Not wanting what was coming. His shoulder slumped in disappointment, shame and fear, as he began to accept his fate; from here on out, he would be known as "SmashedHole". He heard a tooth crack as his jaw clamped shut and the smoky taste of blood filled his mouth. He reach down and gripped the rim of the Homer bucket with both hands until his knuckles turned white and his fingers began to bleed beneath the nails. Just then, the buyer's lawyer arrived. "Hello, SmashedHole, I am Lexington Steel, esquire. Time to hammer out an agreement." Mr. Steel looked into the eyes of Smashedhole, deeply penetrating his soul. Smashedhole looked back over his shoulder, lip quivering, sweat starting to bead on his forehead. "I'm ready" he said. Voice cracking And then they showed Smashedhole his safe word http://www.scoopy.com/eurotrip.jpg
You guys are always good for a laugh. Holy fuck that was funny. Oh good lord, you guys are killing me. Keep it up. I actually laughed loud enough to be heard in the next room. You guys are mean and hurtful. I demand that you stop this nonsense immediately
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Posted: 10/2/2014 9:11:31 PM EDT
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Quote History You guys are mean and hurtful. I demand that you stop this nonsense immediately Said Smashedasshole as the Hedgehog hit bottom. |
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:31:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/2/2014 11:53:27 PM EDT
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Said Smashedasshole as the Hedgehog hit bottom. Quote HistoryQuoted:
You guys are mean and hurtful. I demand that you stop this nonsense immediately Said Smashedasshole as the Hedgehog hit bottom. 
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Posted: 10/3/2014 7:47:06 AM EDT
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Said Smashedasshole as the Hedgehog hit bottom. Quote HistoryQuoted:
You guys are mean and hurtful. I demand that you stop this nonsense immediately Said Smashedasshole as the Hedgehog hit bottom. But yet, he still had a glimmer of hope that the deal would be done. But he wondered, how much was he going to make? Was it worth have a lube covered hedgehog touch his inner man....... |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 7:54:03 AM EDT
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So FlashHole's sale was almost complete, until the buyer's uncle walked in with a hard-on, and said that there was one more thing he needed to do, before the papers were signed.... The uncle proceded to role in a 55 gallon drum of lube and lay down a giant tarp...... FlashHole became nervous. Knowing what was coming (heh). Not wanting what was coming. His shoulder slumped in disappointment, shame and fear, as he began to accept his fate; from here on out, he would be known as "SmashedHole". He heard a tooth crack as his jaw clamped shut and the smoky taste of blood filled his mouth. He reach down and gripped the rim of the Homer bucket with both hands until his knuckles turned white and his fingers began to bleed beneath the nails. Just then, the buyer's lawyer arrived. "Hello, SmashedHole, I am Lexington Steel, esquire. Time to hammer out an agreement." Mr. Steel looked into the eyes of Smashedhole, deeply penetrating his soul. Smashedhole looked back over his shoulder, lip quivering, sweat starting to bead on his forehead. "I'm ready" he said. Voice cracking And then they showed Smashedhole his safe word http://www.scoopy.com/eurotrip.jpg I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 7:59:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/3/2014 8:00:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/3/2014 8:09:13 AM EDT
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I <3 you, GD.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:26:50 PM EDT
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But yet, he still had a glimmer of hope that the deal would be done. But he wondered, how much was he going to make? Was it worth have a lube covered hedgehog touch his inner man....... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You guys are mean and hurtful. I demand that you stop this nonsense immediately Said Smashedasshole as the Hedgehog hit bottom. But yet, he still had a glimmer of hope that the deal would be done. But he wondered, how much was he going to make? Was it worth have a lube covered hedgehog touch his inner man....... Smashed hole knows you can't put a price on love so it was definitely worth it. And fortunately he still had his doughnut pillow from the time be broke his tailbone |
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:34:07 PM EDT
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Did he have a black couch?
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:38:11 PM EDT
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Ten years later, SmashedHole looked back fondly on the memory. It was the first and last time he'd felt true love. Despite the pain, the humility, and the persistent incontinence, it had all been worth it. The hefty commission had been nice as well, but unfortunately he'd exhausted it in unsuccessful attempts to have his anus surgically repaired.
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Posted: 10/3/2014 12:49:20 PM EDT
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I <3 you, GD. No kidding, I am rolling over here! |
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