The Chinese make those things in the same factory as the rubber dog shit. How can they not know what it is? Some of those excavators probably work in the Fleshlight factory.

It's GD's fault that I know that Fleshlights are made in factories in the U.S. and Europe, and not in China.  Seriously, videos of visits to those factories have been the subject of GD threads.



 

So much for humor...

I was typing that out with a wry smile and shaking my head as if to communicate "I can't believe some of the shit I know, all because of GD."



It would have come through clearly in person.  





Anyway, I'm sure there are lots of other rubber vaginas made in China, so your joke still stands.



 

Anger issues?

Nah.



 

Fuck yeah it does.

Gotta be a prank perpetuated by some of the locals. How could it end up 80m down?

Okay, here's a hypothetical situation.



They'd been digging for a while, making a little bit of progress every day.

One day, the village elder realizes that he's not going to live much longer, and he doesn't want to bring shame to his name by having his pocket pussy found after he dies.

So, one night, after everyone has gone to sleep, he sneaks out and throws it in the hole, then throws a bit of that day's dirt on top of it.

The next day, the village is startled at the strange mushroom they've unearthed!

They take it to the old man, as he has lived long, and has wisdom.

"What the...?  Um.  Fuck, no, I've never seen anything like that, what in the world could that be?  Maybe some kind of mushroom.  But I bet it's poisonous, so don't eat it.  In fact, why don't we store it in my bedr...house..yeah, house, while we try to figure out what it is."




 

All up on this bitch!