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Posted: 8/20/2012 1:59:23 PM EDT
Shocked, i tell you.
And, no, she didn't die. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20622755,00.html Calling it a "miracle" she's still alive, Rosie O'Donnell suffered a heart attack last week and is now recovering at home.
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She has a heart? Oh, you mean the grease pump had a mechanical hiccup.
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Even for a hardened lesbo, looking at too many pics of Michelle can do that to a person.
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O'Donnell said her own health problems started on Aug. 14 after she helped "an enormous woman" struggling to get out of her car in a parking lot in Nyack, N.Y.
A few hours later, her chest ached, both arms felt sore as if they were bruised, she became nauseous, and had clammy skin. Who was the "enormous woman" - herself? |
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Despite all the mean, nasty, vicious, hateful things she's said about people like me...it's nice that she's ok.
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Damn, exact same thing happened to me on the 8th. I took two aspirin and Googled 'what are the symptoms of a heart attack?" and am now resting at home with a new stent in an artery that was 95% clogged.
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This wouldn't have happened if they had banned all those spoons.
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Despite all the mean, nasty, vicious, hateful things she's said about people like me...it's nice that she's ok. I won't wish ill on her, but I won't wish it off her either. |
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How many EMT's careers are now ended because of injuries sustained getting her disgusting carcass in to the bus?
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damn Bayer asprin...didn't they do human testing on Jews in Nazi Germany?
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I can imagine the doctors and nurses tripping over themselves to administer care to such a warm and kind person.
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She has a heart? Oh, you mean the grease pump had a mechanical hiccup. Well, it was either that or a stroke and we all know the latter is impossible for her. |
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Damn, exact same thing happened to me on the 8th. I took two aspirin and Googled 'what are the symptoms of a heart attack?" and am now resting at home with a new stent in an artery that was 95% clogged. Glad you made it. How old are you and what kind of shape are you in? Sharing our story could be of help to some. |
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I wish her the best and hope for a complete recovery, including an epiphany about the fragility of life and the necessity of defending it, even as an individual.
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Despite all the mean, nasty, vicious, hateful things she's said about people like me...it's nice that she's ok. Wow! I'd only accept this position if she truly had her life changed by this event and realized that she can't push her views (which are the only ones that matter in her opinion) on others. |
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Quoted: Yet my dad has one at the age of 57 a few weeks ago and dies Sorry to hear about your loss, Only the good die young! I guess she (Rosey) will live for a long time! |
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Quoted: I hope Tom Selleck sends her a getwell card that reads HAHA. srsly for teh lulz |
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I am sure there's some random rapist with AIDS in Haiti who has first dibs on whatever sympathy I could come up with for her.
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I didn't know she even HAD a heart.
It must be very tiny, though. But have no worries, she's NOT a candidate for a stroke. Strokes happen in the brain. Since she has no brain, she is not at risk of a stroke. |
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[Maxwell Smart voice] Missed it by that much! [/Maxwell Smart voice]
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She may not be long for this world with blockage like that if she does not change her lifestyle of gluttony.
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She has a heart? Oh, you mean the grease pump had a mechanical hiccup. Well, it was either that or a stroke and we all know the latter is impossible for her. |
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No surprise here.
We knew there would be some liberal fallout from the Newsweek cover. |
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No surprise here. We knew there would be some liberal fallout from the Newsweek cover. |
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More than likely this will create a life altering event for her and she will get thin and healthy. And even more liberal.
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So there's still hope I can see her die in a fiery car wreck whilst being sodomized by a 600# gorilla
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