User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:02:08 AM EDT
[#1]
Many a man's tongue has broken his nose.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:03:06 AM EDT
[#2]
The long sobs of the violins of autumn, wounds my heart with a monotonous langour.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:03:25 AM EDT
[#3]
"Do not tempt thy Lord God"
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:04:01 AM EDT
[#4]
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then I told myself, 'Go ahead, do whatever you want, it's ok by me.'
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:08:33 AM EDT
[#5]
Don't shit where you eat.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:08:38 AM EDT
[#6]
WWCND?
What Would Chuck Norris Do? |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:10:05 AM EDT
[#7]
Fun's fun.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:12:17 AM EDT
[#8]
"If you can't amaze them with brilliance, baffle them with BS."
"When all else fails, read the directions." "He who dies with the most toys, still dies." |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:17:17 AM EDT
[#9]
"Shitcan that motherfucker!"
[Foreman Norman's approach to, well, everything] |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:17:58 AM EDT
[#10]
Wherever you go, there you are.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:21:35 AM EDT
[#11]
there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:29:07 AM EDT
[#12]
Every passing minute is another chance to turn things around
Note to the ladies, never at any time interupt a man when he is about to "build." It is our way of compensating for the fact that we cannot give birth to children. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:39:07 AM EDT
[#13]
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:41:36 AM EDT
[#14]
Why?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:42:29 AM EDT
[#15]
"It's better to live one day as a Lion than a lifetime as a Sheep".
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:44:02 AM EDT
[#16]
 I dont know why I found that so happy |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:44:56 AM EDT
[#17]
<choke, sputter> Must not think impure thoughts... |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:46:24 AM EDT
[#18]
A pat on the back is mere inches from a boot in the ass.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:48:43 AM EDT
[#19]
The world is full of assholes; the number ever increasing the further one gets from Missoula, Montana.
or Live simply so others may simply live |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:51:29 AM EDT
[#20]
John Stuart Mill I have always liked that one, and it is certainly true........ |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:52:35 AM EDT
[#21]
There are two categories of problems:
Category A) My Problem Category B) Not My Problem Most things in life are Category B. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:53:04 AM EDT
[#22]
My Sig lines....
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:56:37 AM EDT
[#23]
You can't win a pissing contest with a prick.
Sometimes the best way to explore is to get lost. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:57:04 AM EDT
[#24]
Good movie |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 6:57:25 AM EDT
[#25]
Post something profound
i am pretty sure that is a COC violation in General Discussion |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 7:03:56 AM EDT
[#26]
There are 2 types of people: those who talk shit, and those who do shit.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 7:32:28 AM EDT
[#27]
"It's better to keep your mouth closed, and be thought a fool. Than to open it and remove all doubt!!...
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 7:33:18 AM EDT
[#28]
Some people are like slinkies: not really good for much, but it sure brings a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Seen in a sig line on another board |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 7:35:19 AM EDT
[#29]
The mind is willing, but the Ox is slow.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 7:38:38 AM EDT
[#30]
Move... Mount... Shoot...
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 7:45:06 AM EDT
[#31]
There's also the third kind, the ones that are full of shit. |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 8:01:45 AM EDT
[#32]
One more....
'...all of life's big problems include the words "indictment" or "inoperable." Everything else is small stuff.' - Alton Brown |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 8:08:29 AM EDT
[#33]
This message will self-destruct.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 8:10:06 AM EDT
[#34]
Il mio cane avrà bambini molto presto.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 8:13:21 AM EDT
[#35]
There are no absolutes.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 8:16:48 AM EDT
[#36]
"War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength." - George Orwell |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 8:16:57 AM EDT
[#37]
The only existing things are atoms and empty space; all else is mere opinion.
- Democritus |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 8:25:26 AM EDT
[#38]
I always wanted to start a band and put out our first CD entitled: "Greatest Misses: The Crap That Nobody Liked" |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 8:29:26 AM EDT
[#39]
"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure."
- Agent Smith |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 8:33:27 AM EDT
[#40]
When governments fear the people there is liberty.
When the people fear the government there is tyranny. Thomas Jefferson |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 8:48:09 AM EDT
[#41]
There are three things that are extremely hard: steel, a diamond, and to know one's self.
Benjamin Franklin The four kinds of men He who knows and knows not that he knows. He is asleep; wake him. He who knows not and knows not that he knows not.He is a fool; shun him. He who knows not and knows that he knows not. He is a child; teach him. He who knows and knows that he knows. He is wise ask him to teach you ---Chinese Proverb I think these two go well together, do you see yourself ?  |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 9:30:14 AM EDT
[#42]
"HE IS NO FOOL WHO GIVES UP WHAT HE CANNOT KEEP TO GAIN THAT WHICH HE CANNOT LOSE"
murdered missionary Jim Elliot. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 9:35:38 AM EDT
[#43]
Jesus is Lord
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 9:55:36 AM EDT
[#44]
Bullshit may get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 10:01:42 AM EDT
[#45]
Conan, what is best in life?
| | | V |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 10:05:36 AM EDT
[#46]
"If you can't eat it or screw it....piss on it!"
---A dog's philosophy |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 10:10:59 AM EDT
[#47]
Every day, in this time of war, there are young men and women enlisting in the military,
knowing they are almost certainly going off to war. My son and at least one other's on this board are in that category. They will become Marines on January 20, 2006. I am so very proud of these young Americans. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 10:18:36 AM EDT
[#48]
My nephew is leaving the first of the year. Thanks from my family to yours. |
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 10:18:44 AM EDT
[#49]
Give a man a fish & he eats for that day.
Teach a man to fish & he eats for life. Or winds up in divorce court. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/16/2005 10:20:03 AM EDT
[#50]
Teach a man to fish and you'll find him next to a pond with a 6-pack for the rest of his life. |
|
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
