I only fly with something that has to go into an overhead when I absolutely must - traveling for work, when I have to take a spare set of steel-toe books and site clothes, or when I'm flying home for a full week - but any more, I don't even bother getting up until the damned plane is practically cleared out, even if I only have a backpack with some books and a change of clothes with me. I just keep reading. Half the retards all stand up as soon as the plane hits the jetway, which just means the idiots who bring oversized bags take even longer getting their shit out of the bins, because they're trying not to decapitate the 4 morons standing on top of each other right behind them. Then there are the assholes who fucking hit everyone hauling their stuffed-to-exploding baggage down the aisle of the plane....here's a fucking tip, put the little fucking handle down and carry the fucking thing, don't roll it.
I just go straight into epic prick mode whenever I go to an airport any more. I know where I'm going and what I'm doing....if you don't, gtfo of my way. Elderly people and conscientious families with small kids (who keep them from running all over the place and fucking with things) excluded, of course. Too many dipshit businessmen who think wearing a tie gives them the right to be slow arrogant fucks while everyone else is just trying to get to their goddamn gate.
I did have the enjoyment of slamming my carry-on bag into a guy's face during one trip. Evidently the flight boarding before mine was an all-WW2 veterans flight. The boarding lady came over the intercom and asked if everyone would give them a bit of applause for serving the country, and it quickly turned into a standing ovation, except for the cocksucker who was sitting next to me, who thought playing with his laptop was more important. He made the mistake of sitting in the seats behind me on the flight, and when I took my bag out of the overhead after landing, I "accidentally" let go of the strap and busted him square in the face.