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Link Posted: 1/25/2014 5:50:44 PM EDT
No you guys don't understand, she is married to the air force.  To help A-10 pilots become fearless they throw them in a pitch black room to survive a night with the Warthog
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 5:53:04 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By OHrazorback:


I wonder what his husband does in the AF?
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Anything he can to get as far away, for as long as possible, from that thing  -

 
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 5:55:51 PM EDT
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Fuck a buncha THAT shit...  
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:00:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ObsoleteMan:
What's it called when your penis is overcome with terror and retracts inside your body?
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Turtling
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:00:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:



Is that green nail polish?

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Matches her teeth.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:04:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:




Pretty sure that "Air Force wife" is actually a "Coast Guard son."
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Coast Guardsman don't settle for Air Force fuel bladders.  They hijack Navy Admiral's daughters you tool....er, fool!  
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:05:34 PM EDT


That's what happens when you recruit video game players as drone pilots

Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:07:51 PM EDT
I feel sorry for whoever tattoo'd that.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:08:23 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By USCG_CPO:
I see I need to take you to the goat locker son,  you need some counseling.
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Originally Posted By USCG_CPO:



Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

Pretty sure that "Air Force wife" is actually a "Coast Guard son."




I see I need to take you to the goat locker son,  you need some counseling.




 
I only intended to say she looked mannish.  I inadvertently insulted the children of the entire USCG.  
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:09:58 PM EDT
It needs to shave its chin
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:13:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Prepared1:
Fuck it,  I'm about two beers from accepting that challenge.
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I'm about tw beers from buying you an escort online you poor poor bastard.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:15:21 PM EDT
I can see her chins growing.
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I think mostly everybody else has covered my reactions to this hideous thing on her unattractive chest.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:22:57 PM EDT
Her husband is a loadmaster for a C5A . it is the only way to haul her around
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:25:35 PM EDT


I will not try doing that.







Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:25:42 PM EDT
Ewwww...
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:25:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By runcible:
Think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Was it like this?
That watery taste,  followed by an involuntary convulsion that requires you to swallow only to be left with a taste of bile.
Cause it kinda went like that for me.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:26:56 PM EDT
E-6's girl, guaranteed.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:28:27 PM EDT
That's disgusting.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:30:41 PM EDT
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OP should be COW slapped for even posting this thread.



















 
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:32:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:32:33 PM EDT
Ah here we see the Dependapotamas in it's natural habitat...

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Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:38:45 PM EDT
Behold, someone "branded" a dependapotamus
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:38:58 PM EDT
Behold, someone "branded" a dependapotamus
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:40:20 PM EDT
Dependapotamus is real!!
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:42:17 PM EDT
Air force one ready for take off
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:43:09 PM EDT
You stay classy, Dependapotamus.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:48:41 PM EDT
I have to wash my eyes out with acid...
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:51:08 PM EDT
Inkies.
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 6:51:34 PM EDT
Buzz, your girlfriend… woof!
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 7:07:17 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By ObsoleteMan:


What's it called when your penis is overcome with terror and retracts inside your body?
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Self preservation




 
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 7:18:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By steelycr:
what the fuck???
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Originally Posted By John_Wayne777:
I'd sooner pound my testicles flat with a wooden mallet.
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Originally Posted By WhirlyGirl45:


Ruh-roh.
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Hell, I puked before I finished reading it

 
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 7:43:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DeltaElite777:
Somewhere out there there's an Airman is saying, "Alright Marines, I've finally found a wife that you won't fuck while I'm deployed!"


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You havn't met many Junior enlisted Marines have you?
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 7:50:35 PM EDT
Do trashy people have any idea that they are trashy?
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 7:52:39 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By RebFootCav:





Common sense, when confronted with something like that.
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Originally Posted By RebFootCav:



Originally Posted By ObsoleteMan:

What's it called when your penis is overcome with terror and retracts inside your body?


Common sense, when confronted with something like that.
hell no, it's self defense

 



no jury would convict you for shooting that trollbeast if it was slobbering after you                      
Link Posted: 1/25/2014 7:55:07 PM EDT


Poor husband flies a desk at work...and a hippo at home.
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