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Posted: 11/21/2008 1:43:39 PM EDT
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Ski Mask Gloves Box of ammo Shovel Tarp duct tape Then return it and when they ask why say " He paid up"  You forgot the vodka, condoms, and cigarettes. |
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Posted: 11/21/2008 1:55:48 PM EDT
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I vote for ammo, condoms, duct tape and a shovel.
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Posted: 11/21/2008 1:56:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/21/2008 2:08:20 PM EDT
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One time I was at the grocery store, and the guy in front of me was buying a 1.75L jug of cheap vodka, a dozen roses, and a big bottle of Crisco.  I can top that this fat couple were in front of me at Walgreens and they bought the family sized Vaseline and a box of condoms. I have no idea how the cashier didn't crack up b/c I was rollin. |
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Posted: 11/21/2008 2:32:47 PM EDT
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Box of .45
Washtub Sponge Jumper cables Car battery Soldering Iron Salt Smelling salts Zip ties or Package of tube socks Mashed potatoes 
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Posted: 11/21/2008 2:52:23 PM EDT
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I've done this before....
An assortment of alcohol and diapers. When you get to the cashier and they ring it all up, look concerned and mumble somthing about not being able to afford all this and then tell them to put back the diapers
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Posted: 11/21/2008 3:02:51 PM EDT
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1 .45 automatic. 2 boxes of ammunition. 4 days' concentrated emergency rations. 1 drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills. 1 miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible. 100 dollars in rubles. 100 dollars in gold. 9 packs of chewing gum. 1 issue of prophylactics. 3 lipsticks. 3 pairs of nylon stockings. A feller could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff... |
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