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Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:37:54 PM EDT
[#1]
This shit is getting out of hand.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:40:40 PM EDT
[#2]
This is our surgeon general?

The whole fucking plant would have to blow up and transfer with 100% efficiency into the stratosphere and jetstream in order to justify buying KI tablets this far away! You fucking idiot!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:47:09 PM EDT
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I cannot find a pic of Obama's Surgeon General.  How fat is he?


She's so fat thst when they want to clean the Lincoln Tunnel they tie a rope around her and pull her through.

Why do you guys keep saying "SHE?"  Is this is about the Surgeon General, or the Nurse General?
 




http://www.surgeongeneral.gov/about/biographies/biosg.html

http://www.surgeongeneral.gov/images_sg/rmbenjamin.jpg

EDIT:  Holy crap that picture came out huge!



We're living in the world of Harrison Burgeron
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:51:27 PM EDT
[#4]





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We're living in the world of Harrison Burgeron





Pretty much











 










 
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:51:37 PM EDT
[#5]
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This is our surgeon general?

The whole fucking plant would have to blow up and transfer with 100% efficiency into the stratosphere and jetstream in order to justify buying KI tablets this far away! You fucking idiot!


Got an extra bunk here if you want to get closer to the show.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:52:39 PM EDT
[#6]



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http://www.surgeongeneral.gov/images_sg/rmbenjamin.jpg



EDIT:  Holy crap that picture came out huge!


No, that's just her.
 
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:57:00 PM EDT
[#7]
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We're living in the world of Harrison Burgeron

Pretty much

 


It's a Hobbit!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:57:35 PM EDT
[#8]
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http://www.surgeongeneral.gov/images_sg/rmbenjamin.jpg

EDIT:  Holy crap that picture came out huge!

No, that's just her.




 


I lobbed that one to you, didn't I?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:59:58 PM EDT
[#9]



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http://www.surgeongeneral.gov/images_sg/rmbenjamin.jpg



EDIT:  Holy crap that picture came out huge!


No, that's just her.
 






 
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:01:13 PM EDT
[#10]



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I thought we were supposed to use duct tape and plastic sheeting...




Eat the duct tape and wrap yourself in iodide-soaked plastic sheeting.



 
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:01:14 PM EDT
[#11]
How long before The One gives another "green" jobs speech, always the oppurtunist
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:01:19 PM EDT
[#12]
So the Surgeon General just created a run on what may be a necessary medicine for some?  Brilliant.  Glad the Obama administration promotes on merit.




Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:05:55 PM EDT
[#13]
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This is our surgeon general?

The whole fucking plant would have to blow up and transfer with 100% efficiency into the stratosphere and jetstream in order to justify buying KI tablets this far away! You fucking idiot!


Got an extra bunk here if you want to get closer to the show.

No need, the threat to Oregonians is about .001% higher than it is to Texans.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:32:58 PM EDT
[#14]
This has to be the most fucking assbackwards inept administration....and folks railed on Bush???
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:41:50 PM EDT
[#15]
She's so fat, that when she sits in the bath tub the water in the toilet rises.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:51:08 PM EDT
[#16]
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Jesus, what a fat, ugly, stupid cunt.

This is the best that 0 could find for a surgeon general?


The office of the Surgeon General was created for the benefit of Eric Holder's people. More specifically, for Eric Holder's female people. I share Eric Holder's disgust at you people's persistent efforts to horn in on things intended for Eric Holder's people.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:52:08 PM EDT
[#17]
I figure we would leave for a while
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 8:52:40 PM EDT
[#18]
Well the Office of Surgeon General is more a PR position then anything.



I believe the last Surgeon General to actually act as a surgeon was when Lincoln was shot and that didn't end too well.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 9:02:48 PM EDT
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http://www.surgeongeneral.gov/images_sg/rmbenjamin.jpg



EDIT:  Holy crap that picture came out huge!


No, that's just her.





 




I lobbed that one to you, didn't I?


I'll always grab at the low hanging fruit.




 
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 9:05:50 PM EDT
[#20]
Now people who don't need it (us) are buying up the immediate supply taking it out of the hands of the people who do.



Smart!
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 9:06:59 PM EDT
[#21]
"OK, sounds great...so I've got my Potassium Iodine tablets now..."



So -



When do I take them?



Take 1 or 2?



How often?



How much radiation should be detected in the air before I take them?



How do I detect the radiation?



Side effects?



Contraindications?



Is the radioactive cloud here yet?



I'm 5 miles inland, what do I do?  I'm 500 miles inland - should I get some?



Safe for kids?



What's the dosage?



Should we just wait until Oprah or Katie couric says to take them?



<and so on...>



Time to invest in thyroid repair medicine manufacturers...
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 9:40:50 PM EDT
[#22]
Very dangerous advice.  Irresponsible to say the least.
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 1:54:31 AM EDT
[#23]
Doctor Fatass?  LOL!

Her eyes are too far apart, kinda like a catfish...

B_S
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 1:59:49 AM EDT
[#24]



Fuck that!

When do we get to start the Precautionary Looting????



Link Posted: 3/16/2011 2:32:06 AM EDT
[#25]
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Fuck that!

When do we get to start the Precautionary Looting????





They are calling that program the "Pigford Settlement."
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 8:02:53 AM EDT
[#26]
Is there like a rule now that the Surgeon General has to be black?
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 3:06:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/16/2011 3:12:54 PM EDT
[#28]
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I cannot find a pic of Obama's Surgeon General.  How fat is he?


She's so fat thst when they want to clean the Lincoln Tunnel they tie a rope around her and pull her through.

http://www.wiredforbooks.org/images/HennyYoungman2.jpg


He's so fat the reason you can't find a pic is because there's not enough storage space on the internets for a pic that large.
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