OMG...This Chick Is Smoking Some Serious Crack...KEEP LINK COLD!!! - Page 2

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - OMG...This Chick Is Smoking Some Serious Crack...KEEP LINK COLD!!! (Page 2 of 3)

Posted: 12/3/2007 4:21:50 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
A friend of mine who surfs craigslist sent me this link...

PLEASE KEEP IT COLD...

http://tulsa.craigslist.org/w4m/496790994.html

At least she's upfront about what she wants...and there's probably some poor schmuck who's hard-up enough to give it to her...

SO when are you going to meet her?

Posted: 12/3/2007 4:22:40 PM EDT

[#2]

TULSA = "A SLUT"

Posted: 12/3/2007 4:52:34 PM EDT

[#3]

Future wedding pic

Posted: 12/3/2007 5:03:58 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
tulsa.craigslist.org/w4m/496790994.html

Reading thread titles is for sucka's

Posted: 12/3/2007 5:08:41 PM EDT

[#5]

So how many of ya'll have emailed her a pic yet?

Posted: 12/3/2007 5:10:16 PM EDT

[#6]

I got to see a pic

Posted: 12/3/2007 5:15:34 PM EDT

[#7]

I'd send her some rope.

Posted: 12/3/2007 5:31:23 PM EDT

[#8]

"Hi, I fucked up my life. If you are good enough, way better than me, I'll consider fucking up your life too."

Some rope indeed, sir. Not a minute to lose.

?cold, cynical? Nah, just reasonable.

Posted: 12/3/2007 5:37:51 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
She seemed like a nice person. Granted, no way would I hook up with a woman who just got pregnant by some loser, but from what I can tell her life story is she divorced her husband who was a druggie, and then right after had the typical divorced woman "fuck me to justify I am still beautiful" sex with the first loser that came along. Dumbass didn't use condoms, probably has enough of her religion left to not want an abortion, and so has the kid.

The only unreasonable demand I see there is the $50,000 a year and own a home. Sorry, 37 years old, pregnant, and with three other kids doesn't necessarily get that. She may have to settle for someone who makes what she makes and lives in ~~an apartment~~ a trailer park.

Fixed it...........

Posted: 12/3/2007 5:38:29 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
She seemed like a nice person. Granted, no way would I hook up with a woman who just got pregnant by some loser, but from what I can tell her life story is she divorced her husband who was a druggie, and then right after had the typical divorced woman "fuck me to justify I am still beautiful" sex with the first loser that came along. Dumbass didn't use condoms, probably has enough of her religion left to not want an abortion, and so has the kid.

The only unreasonable demand I see there is the $50,000 a year and own a home. Sorry, 37 years old, pregnant, and with three other kids doesn't necessarily get that. She may have to settle for someone who makes what she makes and lives in ~~an apartment~~ a trailer park.

Fixed it...........

Posted: 12/3/2007 5:53:17 PM EDT

[#11]

I'm 37, 5'3, auburn hair, green eyes, wear glasses, should have lost some weight before I got pregnant (and yes, I'll gain more while pregnant!!!), curvy...

Ruuuuuuuun!

Posted: 12/3/2007 5:56:38 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She seemed like a nice person. Granted, no way would I hook up with a woman who just got pregnant by some loser, but from what I can tell her life story is she divorced her husband who was a druggie, and then right after had the typical divorced woman "fuck me to justify I am still beautiful" sex with the first loser that came along. Dumbass didn't use condoms, probably has enough of her religion left to not want an abortion, and so has the kid.

The only unreasonable demand I see there is the $50,000 a year and own a home. Sorry, 37 years old, pregnant, and with three other kids doesn't necessarily get that. She may have to settle for someone who makes what she makes and lives in ~~an apartment~~ a trailer park.

Fixed it...........

Fair enough. She's not really a "catch" from what she posted. But I still think some people are too harsh on her. Yeah, she got married young, but looks like she tried to make it work until substance abuse made it intolerable.

The only thing you can objectively fault her for is having unprotected sex with a loser. I don't think 90% of arfcom is in a position to throw stones on this one.

Posted: 12/3/2007 5:59:41 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Only thing I can wonder is why your browsin the Women Seeking Men on Craigslist.....

Seriously, I work with this guy who's 25 and he hangs out on myspace, craigslist and hotornot.

He's actully hooked up with a couple of decent looking ones and I've met one of them.

He sent me the link...and he's having as big a laugh as we are at this "loser chick"...

Posted: 12/3/2007 6:03:42 PM EDT

[#14]

Somebody needs to RickRoll her!

Posted: 12/3/2007 6:05:07 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
At least we know she puts out.

It is no secret that this 'woman' likes to do the horizontal hokey-pokey.

I have yet to meet a woman who doesn't. This lady sounds like she's walked a hundred miles of bad road. Feel sorry for the next guy because lugging that baggage that far is going to be rough.

Posted: 12/3/2007 6:06:46 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
"Hi, I fucked up my life. If you are good enough, way better than me, I'll consider fucking up your life too."

that is the cliff notes version

Posted: 12/3/2007 6:27:56 PM EDT

[#17]

Sounds like a winner to me

Posted: 12/3/2007 6:51:33 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
*You MUST....

she has the balls to be selective ?

Beggars can't be choosers.

What I respect about her is that she is putting her kids first...when you are a single parent...you HAVE to be selective, even if it ultimately means that you never find someone.

please follow up that sentence with what you don't respect about her.

as a single parent, which she already was, she needs to be responsible, which she wasn't, by having another child beyond her means.

this bitch is a leech. a parasite. nothing to respect there.

Posted: 12/3/2007 7:07:34 PM EDT

[#19]

I've got to see her picture.

Posted: 12/3/2007 8:32:10 PM EDT

[#20]

ost

Posted: 12/3/2007 8:44:36 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

It's some kind of email collecting scam for sending out e-spam.

Dude, if it was a scam, she would be a 5-08, 115 pound blonde 26 year old former Miss America who makes 100k a year and is looking for a no-strings attached relationship with a guy who "wants a good time, and maybe something serious."

This is a cry for help, and any man who thinks he can have a relationship with this woman will also soon be crying for help also. She really, really needs to get her own affairs in order before starting a relationship. Her kids probably have enough problems thanks to her lack of morals. She's not likely to land a decent man, so whatever loser she brings into her children's lives is only likely to make things that much worse for her kids.

My solution is that the government sends her kids off to some private school in Alaska, and then when her next kid is born, the government takes it to some top secret military academy and trains him/her from day 1 to be the ultimate super soldier.

Posted: 12/3/2007 9:17:20 PM EDT

[#22]

lol she sent me a link to her photo album, definitely would NOT hit it....

www.myphotoalbum.com/322991.htm

Posted: 12/3/2007 9:18:45 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
lol she sent me a link to her photo album, definitely would NOT hit it....

www.myphotoalbum.com/322991.htm

Posted: 12/3/2007 9:54:52 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
lol she sent me a link to her photo album, definitely would NOT hit it....

www.myphotoalbum.com/322991.htm

Well then send that Rick rollin wench my way because I definitely would!

Posted: 12/3/2007 10:57:29 PM EDT

[#25]

I bet that lady is similar to this genius:

Posted: 12/3/2007 11:04:10 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
lol she sent me a link to her photo album, definitely would NOT hit it....

www.myphotoalbum.com/322991.htm

FYI You got me.

Posted: 12/3/2007 11:47:52 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
lol she sent me a link to her photo album, definitely would NOT hit it....

www.myphotoalbum.com/322991.htm

FYI You got me.

Me too...

tag for pics...

Posted: 12/3/2007 11:51:44 PM EDT

[#28]

She's as fucked-up as baseball skates.

Posted: 12/3/2007 11:52:00 PM EDT

[#29]

tag?

Posted: 12/4/2007 12:35:50 AM EDT

[#30]

fuck it sounds like its britney spears.

Posted: 12/4/2007 12:54:05 AM EDT

[#31]

So... Which one of you guys is going to go on a date with it and get pics of the beast?

Do it for the ~~Team~~ forum!

Posted: 12/4/2007 1:46:29 AM EDT

[#32]

It's some kind of setup.

Note the location: Tulsa, which is "a slut" spelled backwards.

Man has a point.

Posted: 12/4/2007 3:21:39 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
fuck it sounds like its britney spears.

Wow I thought Britney was doing better financially.....

- Clint

Posted: 12/4/2007 3:46:53 AM EDT

[#34]

You must run and run fast.

Posted: 12/4/2007 4:00:08 AM EDT

[#35]

.

Posted: 12/4/2007 8:24:21 AM EDT

[#36]

Tagged for the upcoming shitstorm/hilarity.

Posted: 12/4/2007 10:48:35 AM EDT

[#37]

Its been almost 24 hrs and we don't have a pic yet?

Posted: 12/4/2007 10:50:51 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Its been almost 24 hrs and we don't have a pic yet?

No kidding. I cannot believe that somebody hasn't stepped up to the plate yet.

Posted: 12/4/2007 10:51:16 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
lol she sent me a link to her photo album, definitely would NOT hit it....

www.myphotoalbum.com/322991.htm

FYI You got me.

Me too...

tag for pics...

I was able to close the window before it started.

Posted: 12/4/2007 10:54:04 AM EDT

[#40]

she sure has ambition

Posted: 12/4/2007 10:57:03 AM EDT

[#41]

meh

Posted: 12/4/2007 11:02:10 AM EDT

[#42]

No thanks

edit to take out the second pic in case the mods consider the beached whale to be botd

Posted: 12/4/2007 11:02:55 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
here's the myspace page.

proceed at your own risk

Wow.

Calling her "porcine" would elicit an outraged demand for an apology from the National Swine Association.

Note the carefully cropped photo which strategically omits the curly tail.

Posted: 12/4/2007 11:04:53 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
No thanks

i29.photobucket.com/albums/c280/HunterGren/doesnotwant.jpg

edit to take out the second pic in case the mods consider the beached whale to be botd

Posted: 12/4/2007 11:08:28 AM EDT

[#45]

Man, that woman has an "inflated" opinion of herself. *rimshot*

Posted: 12/4/2007 11:09:00 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
No thanks

i29.photobucket.com/albums/c280/HunterGren/doesnotwant.jpg

edit to take out the second pic in case the mods consider the beached whale to be botd

Average middle-aged divorcee. Yeah, I think reality is going to smack her in the face given what she demands and given what she can expect in the dating world, but I don't see the cause to be cruel to her.

Posted: 12/4/2007 11:10:26 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
here's the myspace page.

proceed at your own risk

Rember fellas, folks only post their best/most flattering photos online. Here are some choice ones from her myspace page, with her captions. My comments are in parentheses.

So sweet!!!!! (The baby you just ate? Nice ankle tat! Those are so classy!)

Short enough? (MY GOD YES I AM BLIND!)

My straight hair is back! New glasses too! (Neither is helping)

The photographer thought Roxie was my mom's baby! (I saved this gem for last. Roxie is her now 20 year old adult daughter which can also be seen on her myspace page. So the girl in the back is her approx age 16, I assume the others to be her mother, father and brother. There is a reason the photographer thought the baby was your mothers sweetheart.)

Posted: 12/4/2007 11:12:31 AM EDT

[#48]

Jello shots give you courage... (This is my all time favorite and possibly my new avatar pic! There isn't enough Jello mixed with grain alcohol in the world that would give me the courage to approach you)

Posted: 12/4/2007 11:13:52 AM EDT

[#49]

This is going to blow up to 10+ pages.

God, where's Roo...He'd take one for the team.

Posted: 12/4/2007 11:14:26 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
img216.imageshack.us/img216/8481/l855e73dd2314465e673aa4gn0.jpg
Jello shots give you courage... (This is my all time favorite and possibly my new avatar pic! There isn't enough Jello mixed with grain alcohol in the world that would give me the courage to approach you)

O.k., that pic is pathetic. Your 37 sweetie, not 17. Fire away gentlemen.

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