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Posted: 9/23/2004 4:37:51 PM EDT
[#1]
Read him his rights,
You have the right to be dead, your have the right to a corenor any thing you say will get your ass shot if you can't afford a funeral, one can be provided for you 
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Posted: 9/23/2004 4:44:38 PM EDT
[#2]
Are you sure this is how you want to spend the last ten seconds of your life ?
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Posted: 9/23/2004 4:46:35 PM EDT
[#3]
tagged
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Posted: 9/23/2004 4:48:57 PM EDT
[#4]
I'll hit you so hard that it will un-ugly you!
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Posted: 9/23/2004 4:49:20 PM EDT
[#5]
You can walk over my way, but you better be prepared to walk back a changed man!
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Posted: 9/23/2004 4:49:21 PM EDT
[#6]
I'm sorry, is that circumsicion marks around your neck?
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Posted: 9/23/2004 4:57:07 PM EDT
[#7]
It's the look in your eye. It's faster than words, and you don't have to think about it.
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Posted: 9/23/2004 5:01:04 PM EDT
[#8]
"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"
"Well you stupid fuck, look at you now!" Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits! -Tony Montana |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 5:17:58 PM EDT
[#9]
My Dad's personal favorite:
"Boy, if I catch you doing that again I'm gonna kick your ass up between your shoulder blades". What I eMed to that assclown that wrote that anti ROTC letter in the ASU paper: "Your head is so far up your ass you could lick your tonsils." Most of the rest of my favorites are covered here. Fullclip whipped a couple new ones on me I'm gonna use. 
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Posted: 9/23/2004 5:19:19 PM EDT
[#10]
My wife is practicing up for our 6 month old son:
"Boy, I brang you into this world and I can take you out." "Respect or fear, either one works for me." "Are you Superman? Cause if your not bullet proof you better walk away." |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 5:23:49 PM EDT
[#11]
You little shitfucker! Shut your cockholster or I'll stick my boot so far up your ass you can give it a spit-polish!
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:25:36 PM EDT
[#12]
When I get done with you a bag full of beaten assholes will look better...
S.O. |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:35:59 PM EDT
[#13]
I'll break both your hands, tie you to a chair in front of a peepshow and stuff $40 worth of quarters in it, and after that, I'll make you listen to a month's worth of an endless tape of the Village People's Greatest Hits!
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Posted: 9/23/2004 10:31:56 PM EDT
[#14]
"Some people take not having to eat their meals through a straw for granted."
S.O. |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 10:45:07 PM EDT
[#15]
"I'll shove my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst"
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Posted: 9/23/2004 11:20:19 PM EDT
[#16]
I'm going to leave a mushroom shaped bruise on your forehead.
- BG |
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Posted: 9/29/2004 9:49:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Bump for later
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