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Posted: 6/15/2009 5:10:52 PM EDT

[#1]

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He thought he had hung up the cell after leaving the message, but no.

"Her husband is such an asshole" is on there after he closed the cell phone.

I hated him before but now that fucker is dead to me, I will not even attend his funeral and next time he is up here to visit he will not be welcome in my home.

Well.... You DO live in New Jersey...

LOL. There is at least one nice member here who is from NJ.

No, I heard that was a myth.

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Would this thread have anything to do with it?

LOL!!! That was Argetni? I forgot about that.

Jeez, no wonder FIL thinks you're an asshole.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:11:15 PM EDT

[#2]

rape him

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:12:29 PM EDT

[#3]

When you have a daughter, and she meets a guy, and they start fucking you'll call him asshole too.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:13:30 PM EDT

[#4]

Call him back and tell him that you'll be the asshole choosing his nursing home one day, and maybe he should learn to hang up the phone before calling someone an asshole on their answering machine.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:13:33 PM EDT

[#5]

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When you have a daughter, and she meets a guy, and they start fucking you'll call him asshole too.

Already have one and I rue the day.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:13:50 PM EDT

[#6]

looks like the old man ain't that stupid afterall

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:14:24 PM EDT

[#7]

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rail his daughter in the ass tonight...

This is the kind of reponse that I enjoy reading so much I've become an Arfcom addict.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:15:34 PM EDT

[#8]

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Would this thread have anything to do with it?

That certainly puts things in a new perspective.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:15:39 PM EDT

[#9]

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There'd be no way in hell that I wouldn't confront his ass on it.

"I doubt you meant to leave a message calling me an asshole on my machine but since you did, what the fuck is your problem?"

I dunno, that sounds about the PERFECT way to do it!

And in on 2 - this one needs regular updates.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:17:24 PM EDT

[#10]

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There'd be no way in hell that I wouldn't confront his ass on it.

"I doubt you meant to leave a message calling me an asshole on my machine but since you did, what the fuck is your problem?"

+1

I would have called his ass back right then and there.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:18:22 PM EDT

[#11]

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He thought he had hung up the cell after leaving the message, but no.

"Her husband is such an asshole" is on there after he closed the cell phone.

I hated him before but now that fucker is dead to me, I will not even attend his funeral and next time he is up here to visit he will not be welcome in my home.

Well.... You DO live in New Jersey...

LOL. There is at least one nice member here who is from NJ.

I was just giving him some ribbin'. He seemed like he could use a chuckle.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:18:22 PM EDT

[#12]

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rape his dog

Fucker only has a cockatoo. I hate the bird too.

well...you know what you have to do...

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:18:25 PM EDT

[#13]

Wife she be home soon, she is at the spa getting a massage right now. This bomb should kill any happiness that gave her. Too bad too, we were going to work on having a second child tonight.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:18:46 PM EDT

[#14]

I knew the user name looked familiar, but I just couldn't place it. I see someone has been thoughtful enough to post a link to the archived thread.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:19:11 PM EDT

[#15]

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rape him

Aroo

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:19:11 PM EDT

[#16]

Who cares if the old cocksucker called you an asshole. I'd tell him what I heard on the machine and have a laugh with him. I'm sure you've called him a lot worse in the privacy of your own home. Life is too short....

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:19:14 PM EDT

[#17]

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rape his dog

Fucker only has a cockatoo. I hate the bird too.

well...you know what you have to do...

I hear they taste delicious! Too bad I quit eating meat 8 days ago.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:19:25 PM EDT

[#18]

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Would this thread have anything to do with it?

His FIL is probably a member here and he doesn't know it.
Hell, if your FIL just called you nothing but an asshole, you got nothing to worry about.
30 years ago my MIL and FIL called me a lot worse than that.
Now they think the sun rises and sets in my ass.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:19:46 PM EDT

[#19]

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Would this thread have anything to do with it?

That certainly puts things in a new perspective.

Yep. OP's a little dick asshole.

BSW

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:20:14 PM EDT

[#20]

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Wife she be home soon, she is at the spa getting a massage right now. This bomb should kill any happiness that gave her. Too bad too, we were going to work on having a second child tonight.

So your gonna let this bitter old fucker get in the wayh of pie? Hit it then, only then should you bring it up.

edit: never mind I remember your old thread. you probably are an asshole.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:20:24 PM EDT

[#21]

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Would this thread have anything to do with it?

Ooooh, that was him!

Anyway, I also like the response of railing his daughter in the ass.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:21:35 PM EDT

[#22]

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Hopefully you still have the message.

Have Christmas at your house this year. DON'T take no for an answer.

Buy him a recorder of some sort for Christmas and be sure the message is on it.

When he opens it be sure to tell him that there is a special Christmas message on it and how the whole family MUST hear it.

While it's playing go open the front door.

When it's over throw the son of a bitch out the open door.

Father's Day is coming, get one of those cards where you can record a short message, and play his message into the card.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:22:28 PM EDT

[#23]

Send him some sugar cookies & a card saying "I got your message"

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:22:28 PM EDT

[#24]

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Hopefully you still have the message.

Have Christmas at your house this year. DON'T take no for an answer.

Buy him a recorder of some sort for Christmas and be sure the message is on it.

When he opens it be sure to tell him that there is a special Christmas message on it and how the whole family MUST hear it.

While it's playing go open the front door.

When it's over throw the son of a bitch out the open door.

Father's Day is coming, get one of those cards where you can record a short message, and play his message into the card.

Win....god I love the ARFCOM on those Internets

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:23:33 PM EDT

[#25]

Take a dump in a box, wrap it up nicely and give it to him with a note that says "A gift from an asshole."

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:23:35 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

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He thought he had hung up the cell after leaving the message, but no.

"Her husband is such an asshole" is on there after he closed the cell phone.

I hated him before but now that fucker is dead to me, I will not even attend his funeral and next time he is up here to visit he will not be welcome in my home.

Well.... You DO live in New Jersey...

LOL. There is at least one nice member here who is from NJ.

No, I heard that was a myth.

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Would this thread have anything to do with it?

LOL!!! That was Argetni? I forgot about that.

Jeez, no wonder FIL thinks you're an asshole.

FIL is right in this case

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:24:21 PM EDT

[#27]

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rape him

Exactly. It's a dominance issue. You have to establish yourself as the alpha male.

Rape is the only answer.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:24:55 PM EDT

[#28]

That's nothing. I left a message for a client today and as I was hitting " hangup the call " I saw a woodchuck on the side of the road. I started singing " How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood. " The message was still active.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:25:30 PM EDT

[#29]

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Hopefully you still have the message.

Have Christmas at your house this year. DON'T take no for an answer.

Buy him a recorder of some sort for Christmas and be sure the message is on it.

When he opens it be sure to tell him that there is a special Christmas message on it and how the whole family MUST hear it.

While it's playing go open the front door.

When it's over throw the son of a bitch out the open door.

Father's Day is coming, get one of those cards where you can record a short message, and play his message into the card.

Love it!

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:25:38 PM EDT

[#30]

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rail his daughter in the ass tonight...

This is the kind of reponse that I enjoy reading so much I've become an Arfcom addict.

Ditto x2.. Even my wife thought that quote was funny

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:26:27 PM EDT

[#31]

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Take a dump in a box, wrap it up nicely and give it to him with a note that says "A gift from an asshole."

ROLF!

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:26:28 PM EDT

[#32]

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Would this thread have anything to do with it?

Bruno wannabe.

Is that you Sasha?

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:26:49 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

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He thought he had hung up the cell after leaving the message, but no.

"Her husband is such an asshole" is on there after he closed the cell phone.

I hated him before but now that fucker is dead to me, I will not even attend his funeral and next time he is up here to visit he will not be welcome in my home.

Well.... You DO live in New Jersey...

Exactly what I thought.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:27:10 PM EDT

[#34]

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Punch him in the face Sweep the leg and tell him he was right.

-X

Fixed it for ya

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:28:23 PM EDT

[#35]

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rail his daughter in the ass tonight...[/quote]

This is the kind of reponse that I enjoy reading so much I've become an Arfcom addict.

Ditto x2.. Even my wife thought that quote was funny

And leave a "live" message of it on his cell phone.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:28:34 PM EDT

[#36]

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Would this thread have anything to do with it?

I had forgotten that was Argenti.

Assuming that thread was even remotely truthful, all of my sympathy lie with the FIL now.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:28:43 PM EDT

[#37]

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Would this thread have anything to do with it?

bingo!!! see there is always more to the story than the OP admits.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:30:28 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
He thought he had hung up the cell after leaving the message, but no.

"Her husband is such an asshole" is on there after he closed the cell phone.

I hated him before but now that fucker is dead to me, I will not even attend his funeral and next time he is up here to visit he will not be welcome in my home.

Well.... You DO live in New Jersey...

This from a guy in Mi hahahahahahaha

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:32:25 PM EDT

[#39]

i would say the FIL is correct.

surprised he didnt also say "if you hear this argetni eat shit and die."

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:33:52 PM EDT

[#40]

Tag for update.

Why does he hate you so much? Is it over his daughter?

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:35:00 PM EDT

[#41]

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Wife she be home soon, she is at the spa getting a massage right now. This bomb should kill any happiness that gave her. Too bad too, we were going to work on having a second child tonight.

Holy hell, it's a perfect setup.

Don't say shit to the wife and wait until you are making that baby, dial the FIL on your cell, drop it on the floor and start screaming out " Who's your daddy now bitch " while railing the wife.

It must be done.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:36:16 PM EDT

[#42]

Don't eat meat, want to fuck something else just because, wish to ruin your wife's evening because her dad called you an asshole...

Yup, you sound like an asshole to me...

The more offense someone takes to that comment, the more likely the statement is to be true.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:36:50 PM EDT

[#43]

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Wife she be home soon, she is at the spa getting a massage right now. This bomb should kill any happiness that gave her. Too bad too, we were going to work on having a second child tonight.

Then STFU (for tonight anyway)

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:38:25 PM EDT

[#44]

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Well....are you?

Yes but thats besides the point.

Well did you not expect him to call you on it (even though technically, he didn't)? I'm not big on pretending to like someone if I think they are an asshole...your FIL my not be either. Just sayin'

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:39:07 PM EDT

[#45]

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Well....are you?

Yes but thats besides the point.

What did your wife say about the message?

Not home from work yet.

What really pisses me off is I spent one month in Florida with my wife nursing him back to health after his foot was amputated due to diabetes 12 years ago. I paid for everything too that month, cost me over 5k.

Ahhh, I see. I didn't know you were married to wilford brimley's daughter. Must be cool to have a celebrity as a father-in-law.....even if you are an asshole.

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:40:29 PM EDT

[#46]

This thread could be good

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:41:06 PM EDT

[#47]

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Don't eat meat, want to fuck something else just because, wish to ruin your wife's evening because her dad called you an asshole...

Yup, you sound like an asshole to me...

The more offense someone takes to that comment, the more likely the statement is to be true.

This