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Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:09:03 AM EDT
[#1]

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ETA: We already have closer, so I don't need that recommended 80 times.




Quoted:
Nine Inch Nails - Closer



You suck at life.  Hahahaha.


Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:10:36 AM EDT
[#2]
My personal favorite is "It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin" by Bill and his Buffalos.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:13:36 AM EDT
[#3]
LoL. Heavy metal. Songs with good hard bass...

Enigma is actually pretty good, although not heavy metal.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:17:13 AM EDT
[#4]

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Anything Slayer!!!!




+1000



Speed
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:21:50 AM EDT
[#5]

F#@k Music




Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:32:12 AM EDT
[#6]
Just Fuck Me by Cherry Bikini

Whistle While You Work by the Seven Dwarfs

Pipeline by the Chantays
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:33:10 AM EDT
[#7]
Anything by The Ramones.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:34:33 AM EDT
[#8]
Nickelback, Paula Cole, Creed
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:48:03 AM EDT
[#9]
Rammstein - "Bück Dich"  go run it through a translator,  she'll probably love it.  



Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:00:39 AM EDT
[#10]

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Rammstein - "Bück Dich"  go run it through a translator,  she'll probably love it.  






And the live stage music video for that song is really...over the top.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:06:33 AM EDT
[#11]
From the World Police Soundtrack:

Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:10:25 AM EDT
[#12]
[smartass] Down with the sickness ~ Disturbed  

Too Drunk to Fuck ~ Dead Kennedys
[/smartass]

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:14:05 AM EDT
[#13]
I just remembered a good one

Buckcherry: Crazy Bitch

VIDEO IS NOT WORK SAFE
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:30:39 AM EDT
[#14]
Beethoven's 5th Symphony in C Minor

Turn it up, rattle the walls.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:48:32 AM EDT
[#15]
If you have time to turn on music and it actually makes a difference.... you're not fuckin', you're just having sex.  
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 10:04:06 AM EDT
[#16]

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F#@k Music


upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2f/Musicians.jpg/350px-Musicians.jpgnews.boisestate.edu/newsrelease/images/troika.gif

folknotes.org/branfordfolk/BfmsLogo.gifwww.comedy-festival.co.uk/data/images/jade-the-folk-singer.jpg



That's funny.

What we have so far

1) ADIDAS - Korn
2) Closer - NIN
3) Ava Adore - Smashing Pumpkins
4) Devil's Dance - Metallica
5) Like a California King - Everclear
6) Loverman - Metallica
7) Rawkfist - Thousand Foot Crutch
8) Rock You Like a Hurricane - Scorpions
9) Save Yourself - Stabbing Westward
10) Magdelana - Perfect Circle (Little slow, but we'll see what she thinks)
11) Sex and Candy - Marcy Playground (Little slow, but we'll see what she thinks)
12) Bitch - Dope
13) Deboinare - Dope

Looks good so far, keep 'em coming.
We'll review them tonight.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 10:23:25 AM EDT
[#17]
Liz Phair..."HWC"
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 10:41:55 AM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Rammstein - "Bück Dich"  go run it through a translator,  she'll probably love it.  






And the live stage music video for that song is really...over the top.



haha so someone else has seen Rammstein live eh?

Dein gesicht ist mir egal, bück dich noch einmal
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 11:32:10 AM EDT
[#19]
Anything by Enigma.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 11:51:56 AM EDT
[#20]
"Smack My B!tch Up" - Prodigy
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:01:21 PM EDT
[#21]
Anything with lots of wawa peddle action in it, and a funky beat.. Think 70's porno soundtracks..
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:06:50 PM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:11:11 PM EDT
[#23]

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Anything by Stephen Lynch....

I had a girl wh considered the song Magdalena by A Perfect Circle extremely erotic... I could give a shit less really.



Whe she had the big "O" did she close her eyes and scream "OHH MAYNARD"

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:15:03 PM EDT
[#24]

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She said "music that would go well with rugburn and getting bent over the kitchen counter"



You want something with a 16/4 beat then?

Detachable Penis by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 12:17:01 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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Rammstein - "Bück Dich"  go run it through a translator,  she'll probably love it.  






And the live stage music video for that song is really...over the top.



haha so someone else has seen Rammstein live eh?

Dein gesicht ist mir egal, bück dich noch einmal



Nope. Just live videos. I don't think I'm man enough to handle a live concert in person.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:19:28 PM EDT
[#26]
kabump for dinner time
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:20:17 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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Rammstein - "Bück Dich"  go run it through a translator,  she'll probably love it.  






And the live stage music video for that song is really...over the top.



haha so someone else has seen Rammstein live eh?

Dein gesicht ist mir egal, bück dich noch einmal



I've seen a few videos of their live performances... Bück Dich is definitely the best song ever.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 1:25:16 PM EDT
[#28]
Akinyele- Aktapuss: the sound track
Just buy that album and you will be set

album info here
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:14:03 PM EDT
[#29]
bump
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:54:12 PM EDT
[#30]
um.. how about that song by "Shaggy" though i hate his music the lyrics go " and she caught me red handed banging on the bathroom floor, picture this we were both butt naked... etc etc..." cant think of the name of the song though
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:04:17 PM EDT
[#31]

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Liz Phair..."HWC"


Just looked up the lyrics.  All I can say is DAMN, Liz Phair sure doesn't beat around the bush.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:18:42 PM EDT
[#32]

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Liz Phair..."HWC"


Just looked up the lyrics.  All I can say is DAMN, Liz Phair sure doesn't beat around the bush.





yeah no shit
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:35:28 PM EDT
[#33]
Holy shit batman.... good for Liz Phair lol
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:35:34 PM EDT
[#34]

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Liz Phair..."HWC"


Just looked up the lyrics.  All I can say is DAMN, Liz Phair sure doesn't beat around the bush.



She surely does not.
I like my women straightforward.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:44:51 PM EDT
[#35]

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Quoted:
Liz Phair..."HWC"


Just looked up the lyrics.  All I can say is DAMN, Liz Phair sure doesn't beat around the bush.



She surely does not.
I like my women straightforward.



That's why I've loved her since the early 90's. I pity everyone who has just now found out about her with the latest album.
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 6:01:33 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

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Quoted:
Liz Phair..."HWC"


Just looked up the lyrics.  All I can say is DAMN, Liz Phair sure doesn't beat around the bush.



She surely does not.
I like my women straightforward.



That's why I've loved her since the early 90's. I pity everyone who has just now found out about her with the latest album.



Just checked a snip of it on iTunes.  From the bit that I heard, the really funny thing is - with her pretty voice and the sweet tune, she could probably get away with singing it in church on Sunday...


if it weren't for the lyrics.  
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 6:17:34 AM EDT
[#37]
Moaning and heavy breathing! I don't need no stinkin' music!
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 9:54:49 AM EDT
[#38]
time for a little bump.
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:35:48 PM EDT
[#39]
i was painting at a friends new house when on the radio they played AC/DC "You shook me all night long"  and immediatly this thread popped into my mind... i cant believe no one has mentioned that song yet ( unless i missed it )

and oh yeah... this thread is useless without a range report. show us her "Oh" face

lmao im a sick bastard ( if shes cute )
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:44:50 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
i was painting at a friends new house when on the radio they played AC/DC "You shook me all night long"  and immediatly this thread popped into my mind... i cant believe no one has mentioned that song yet ( unless i missed it )

and oh yeah... this thread is useless without a range report. show us her "Oh" face

lmao im a sick bastard ( if shes cute )



When I get a Team Membership - fo' sho'
Only the best for me.
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