We got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

"So this is where 'It is written . . .' is written."  -- Sagan (Nichelle Nichols), "The Adventures of Captain Zoom in Outer Space!!!"

Big Bill:  Well sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch.  You just shot an unarmed man.

William Muny:  Well he should've armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

Unforgiven.

i love this quote!

I liked the intro part of that:

Joker:  "What are you doing?"

Gunner:  "Killing VC!"

Joker:  "How do you know they're VC?"

Gunner:  "If they run, they're VC."

Joker:  "And if they stand still?"

Gunner:  "They're exceptionally well disciplined VC."

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Best cut in a film was in "Aliens":

Hudson:  "Hey Vasquez!  Anyone every mistake you for a man?"

Vasquez:  "No.  Anyone ever mistake you for one?"

"its called a lance....hellooo"  a Knights tale

"Private Pyle, what is your major malfunction?!?" - Gunny Hartman, FMJ

"Simple, free your mind, your ass'll follow."

"Ain't nothing like a piece of pu**y... 'cept maybe the Indy 500."

Platoon

"When in doubt, choose to live."  (Ok, it's a novel quote, not a movie quote.)  [u]Thief of Time[/u], Terry Pratchett.

Imbroglio....great quotes...they're even in order from Night to Dawn and then Day.


"We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris or...or maybe even New York. Then, we can move in and stop them. But, for one point six million dollars, we could become heroes for 3 days."
Donald Sutherland ('Oddball') "Kelly's Heroes"



If I hear any more threats against the Captain's life, or any more rumors about going down to headquarters and assassinating the General, or raping the nurses at the field hospital, I'm going to strangle the guy with my bare hands! Got it?  Telly Savalas  "Kelly's Heroes"

The Bangalore torpedo was 50 feet long and packed with 85 pounds of TNT and you assembled it along the way. I'd love to meet the asshole who invented it.  

"the only person who could ever miss with this gun is the sucker with the bread to buy it"


Lawzy, we got to have a doctor! I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!

"Dumb as a jackass and stuffed with cornbread between the ears"

"...and you really are a gardener, aren't you?"

"...life is just a state of mind."

Being There

Oh yah, and,

"You quit, just like that...you're my new fuckin' hero!"

and

"I rule!"

American Beauty

"your gonna need a bigger boat"--Jaws

"We don't have the facilities to take you all prisoner.  Sorry."  The British Airborne Captain after being asked by the Germans to surrender.  A Bridge Too Far.

"You just gotta love a good piece of hickory."

Said by the preacher (Clint Eastwood) in Pale Rider right after he lays into the bad guy's minions with an ax handle.

[:)]

- CD

"If they move, kill 'em"-The Wild Bunch
"You look like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum"-Full Metal Jacket
"Let's pop a scumbag" Die Hard II

Scarface - "You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Army of Darkness - "Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up. See this...This...is my boomstick!

and the best lines of all time...

Tremors - "Broke into the wrong ***damn rec room, didn't you, you basturd!

Tremors - "Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, geiger counter, bomb shelter... Underground ***damn monsters...

[b]Brando:[/b]

You have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is
necessary to those who do not know what horror means.
Horror. Horror has a face...And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and
moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared.
They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces...Seems
a thousand centuries ago...We went into a camp to innoculate the children.
We left the camp after we had innoculated the children for Polio, and this old
man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went
back there and they had come and hacked off every innoculated arm. There
they were in a pile...A pile of little arms. And I remember...I...I...I cried...
I wept like some grandmother. I  wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I
wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want
to forget. And then I realized...like I was  shot...Like I was shot with a
diamond...a diamond bullet right  through my forehead...And I thought:
[b]My God...the genius of that. The  genius. The will to do that. Perfect,
genuine, complete, crystalline, pure.  And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters...These were men...trained cadres...these men who fought with
their hearts, who had families, who  had children, who were filled with love...but they had the strength...the strength...to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles  here would be over very quickly.[/b]

You have to have men who are moral...and  at the same time who are able to utilize their primordal instincts to kill without feeling...without  passion...without judgement...without judgement. Because it's judgement that defeats us. "


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We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar
Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;"


"This is dialectics.
It's very simple dialectics. One through nine, no maybes, no
supposes, no fractions -- you can't travel in space, you can't go out
into space, you know, without, like, you know, with fractions -- what
are you going to land on, one quarter, three-eighths -- what are you
going to do when you go from here to Venus or something -- that's
dialectic physics, OK? Dialectic logic is there's only love and hate, you
either love somebody or you hate them."


--from a movie






" You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks
to collect a bill."




"There has been a new development regarding your mission
which we must now communicate to you. Months ago a man
was ordered on a mission which was identical to yours. We
have reason to believe that he is now operating with Kurtz.
Saigon was carrying him MIA for his family's sake. They
assumed he was dead. Then they intercepted a letter he
tried to send his wife :

SELL THE HOUSE
SELL THE CAR
SELL THE KIDS
FIND SOMEONE ELSE
FORGET IT
I'M NEVER COMING BACK
FORGET IT

[b]Dr.Strangelove:[/b]  But ah, with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present Gross National Product within say, twenty years.

[b]Gen.'Buck'Turgidson:[/b] Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

[b]Dr.Strangelove:[/b] Regrettably, yes, but that is a sacrifice required for the future of the human race.  I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do this, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

"Couldn't help but notice that you were robbing the place.  We can't let you just leave."  "Who's we?"  "Smith, Wesson, and me."-A Dirty Harry movie, not sure which one

"Good, bad.  I'm the guy with the gun."-Army of Darkness

"Can we use real bullets next time?"-The Professional

"My mother?  I'll tell you about my mother."-Blade Runner

Imbroglio took my favorites.

That was awesome Imbroglio!  I just watched the remastered version of Night this past Saturday.  Since that got me in the mood, I watched Dawn on Sunday.  Now I just need to find Day of the Dead on DVD.

I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING...
SOME DAY THIS WAR'S GONNA END...

From "Armageddon"

Steve Buscemi (Rockhound):  Look, you wanna compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse Prize when I was twelve. Big Deal. I was published at 19. So What? I got a double doctorate from MIT when I was 22, Chemistry and Geology.  I taught at Princeton for two and 1/2 years.

Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me play with explosives! Okay?



Movie had a lot of problems, but it was fun.

"Pilgrim, do you skin Griz?"

from Jeremiah Johnson

"If you're going to shoot - shoot. Don't talk."

"Eiy! Don' die blondie!"

Eli Walac (sp?) - A Fistful of Dollars

"I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."

- Caddyshack

F#@k the reward. Rutger Hauer in Wanted Dead or Alive after pulling the pin on a grenade in Gene Simmons mouth.

"I'd be very careful who I talked to about
this paper. It sounds like some dangerous
psychotic killer wrote this,and this buttoned
down schizo could probably snap at any moment and stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-operated semiautomatic."
Jack- Fight Club

Johnny Ringo: Wretched slugs! Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game.





Brando:

You have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is
necessary to those who do not know what horror means.
Horror. Horror has a face...And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and
moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared.
They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces...Seems
a thousand centuries ago...We went into a camp to innoculate the children.
We left the camp after we had innoculated the children for Polio, and this old
man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went
back there and they had come and hacked off every innoculated arm. There
they were in a pile...A pile of little arms. And I remember...I...I...I cried...
I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I
wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want
to forget. And then I realized...like I was shot...Like I was shot with a
diamond...a diamond bullet right through my forehead...And I thought:
My God...the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect,
genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters...These were men...trained cadres...these men who fought with
their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love...but they had the strength...the strength...to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly.

You have to have men who are moral...and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordal instincts to kill without feeling...without passion...without judgement...without judgement. Because it's judgement that defeats us. "

Scene from Airplane:


Doctor: This woman is sick, she needs a hospital.
Stewardess: A hospital?! What is it?
Doctor: It is a big white building with sick people in it, but that is not important now.

Tommy Boy:

John Hancock? No it is Herbie Hancock

"Yeah, me and Dot'd like to have another kid, but we can't on account of there's something wrong with my semen. Say, that reminds me. What're you gonna name him?"
-[i]Glen[/i] in [i][b]Raising Arizona[/b][/i]

From Heartbreak Ridge: "I eat nails and piss canstantina  wire"

From A Knight's Tale : Geoff"...you can hit me all day cause you hit like a what?"
  Roland "girl!"

From Bandits : "Beavers and ducks!"

Jake

From "Terms of Endearment"

Jack Nicholson and and Shirley McClaine sit down to dinner on their first date.

Jack: Would you like a drink?

Shirley: (very disapprovingly) I don't drink, it's a terrible vice.

Jack: Well, you could really use a drink.

Shirley: Why?!

Jack: You should be drinking lots of alcohol to kill whatever has crawled up your as and died!!!


That'll set the mood!!

From Red Dawn

Girl:  What is the capitol of Texas?

Captured Pilot:  Austin

Girl:  No it is not, it is Houston!  You're a Russian!

Wrong! It's Houston Commie!

"220...221, whatever it takes."  

Michael Keaton in Mr. Mom talking about his wiring project.

"Surely you jest!"

"No, I'm serious.  And don't call me Shirley."

"Well, Double-Dumbass on YOU!" -Cap'n Kirk, StarTrek IV

"Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!" - Harvey Corman, History of the World, part 2

Chiung fires two shots and Remo Williams dodges them.

Chiung: Not bad. but when you can dodge six, you will be ready

Remo Williams turns back to walk off. Chiung cocks revolver.

Remo: You fired the other four yesterday

Gunshot and bullet hits right next to Remo.

Chiung: I reloaded

How 'bout - 'Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining'

Josie: When I get to liking someone, they ain't around very long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISliking someone, they ain't around long either...

More Josie quotes:

[url]http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0075029[/url]


Scott

StarshipTroopers: I`d expect anyone in this unit to do the same for me.
Predator:Knock Knock!

ARTHUR:  Consult the Book of Armaments!

BROTHER MAYNARD:  Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one.

SECOND BROTHER:  And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,

   'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine

   enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'  And the Lord did grin, and the people

   did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans

   and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD:  Skip a bit, Brother.

SECOND BROTHER:  And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the

   Holy Pin.  Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.  Three shalt

   be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be

   three.  Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting

   that thou then proceed to three.  Five is right out.  Once the number

   three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand

   Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall

   snuff it.'

MAYNARD:  Amen.

KNIGHTS:  Amen.

Cannot remember the movie, but here it is anyway...

"Like my Dad said, 'If you can't get out of it, get into it.'"
"I thought your Dad said 'If you can't fix it, f*ck it'"
"He said that too."

Call me quirky.

ByteTheBullet (-:

"I've got vision while the rest of the world wears bifocals!"  Paul Newman in BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID

Princess Leia to Han Solo:  "I Love You!"
Han Solo's reply:  "I know."
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

"I'll be bahck..."


Scott

"AMEE, gut him."


Scott

I compiled a list of quotes from movies and stuff a few years back (it was spring break and I was bored. lol).  So here goes.....

"Game over man!"
-Bill Paxton as Private Hudson, Aliens

"I feel the need, the need for speed!"
-Tom Cruise as Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, Top Gun

"You ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light?"
-Jack Nicholson as The Joker, Batman

"Pop quiz a$$hole! You have a hair trigger aimed at your head. What do you do?"
-Keanu Reeves as Jack Traven, Speed

"Welcome to the sky! You fell, you lived, good start!"
-Yancy Butler as Jessie Crossman, Drop Zone

"I do wish that we could chat longer but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
-Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs

"The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you'll learn."
-Jean Reno as Leon, The Professional

"In my humble opinion, in the nuclear world, the true enemy is war itself."
-Denzel Washington as Lt. Commander Hunter, Crimson Tide

"C'mon we're back! We're bad! You're black, I'm mad!"
-Mel Gibson as Sgt. Martin Riggs, Lethal Weapon II

"The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room."
-Val Kilmer as Lt. Tom "Iceman" Kazansky, Top Gun

"Victims, aren't we all."
-Brandon Lee as Eric Draven, The Crow

"I've always believed that the mind is the best weapon."
-Sylvester Stallone as John Rambo, Rambo First Blood Part II

“You could get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s a$$ but wouldn’t you rather take your butcher’s word for it?”
-Brian Dennehy as Tom Callahan, Tommy Boy

“I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.”
-Keanu Reeves as Neo, The Matrix

“You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game -- life or football -- the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the f*cking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!”
Al Pacino as Tony D’Amato, Any Given Sunday

"Come under the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."
-Bruce Willis as John McClane, Die Hard

"Laugh it up fuzz ball!"
-Harrison Ford as Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back