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This is up there with labiaplasti.
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There goes hubby's excuse for having a 20 year-old hottie on the side. |
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Why not just use soap and water? |
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The perfect Christmas gift for Mother....
It's in-line with the true meaning of the "Virgin Birth". It's down-right flawless. MOM: "What's this??" ME: "It's a coupon to go get your cooie sewn back up...cost me $3,200...Merry Christmas" DAD: [smile] |
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+1, doesn't make sense to re-cut the chamber on a worn out barrel. |
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Good grief people.
First of all, a woman doesn't stretch out like a freaking tennis shoe with use. I have to wonder if some of you people have ever even BEEN with a woman. The female vagina is not going to stretch out with sex any more than the male penis is going to be worn down by use! Secondly, surgeries to rebuild a ruptured hymen no more restore virginity than putting on a habit makes me a nun. It is the dumbest farking thing I have EVER seen. If a girl wants to appear chaste for her husband, how about ACTUALLY BEING A VIRGIN as opposed to screwing other people and then spending thousands to look like she is a virgin?? Why is that so hard?? |
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Learn something new everyday
I guess porn stars have to achieve the perfect brown eye... Googled it... www.villagevoice.com/people/0528,taormino,65754,24.html As for stiching up the taco... You can have a used car detailed to the point where it looks new.. But it is still a used car.. |
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Let's see,
Botox......check tummy tuck.....check bunns lifted..... check cellulite removed....check eye lids done.....check nose job.......check boobs done.....check bleaching the old asshole....check remanufacturing the old cooter.....check Anything I left out? People have too much money on their hands and are hell bent on recreating themselves in a new image. Just heard a radio add last week for weekend plastic surgery so you don't take time out from your busy schedule. Oh shit, I forgot you have to have an image consultant too!!!! |
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I think when they say "More US women. . . ", they really only mean that.
Like, eight women had this done in 2003. Twelve had it done last year. A 50% increase!!! ..... Also, I don't quite know how to say this--but something tells me that this is not typical American/Euro cultural-type people going for this sort of thing. In typical European-style culture, a woman's virginity is not that big of an issue. ~ |
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I'd rather she spend the money on a quality boob job. Thats about the only plastic surgery I like.
Or buy me some guns. Why spend that much money to relive the pain of tearing it again? Maybe she should just buy her husband a paddle and whip if shes like that and save the money? |
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I'm sorry, but I've heard of this a few times, the first time was on a discovery channel show where I sat there in shock.
While there might be a few older women getting re-virginized for their husbands, and almost every husband in the show I saw thought it was stupid what their wives were doing. Of course at the end of the show every husband said they had changed their mind and taking their wives virginity was a special expirence, blah blah blah. You could tell they still thought it was bullshit, but of course the husband is going to say they liked it if they ever want to sleep with their wife again. I believe the vast majority of the customers are women trying to lie to a future mate. Virginity is a concept of being the first time, not breaking the hymen. Restoring the hymen does not make a difference. Doctors want to sell the idea to make money, but they can't come out and say "Hey ladies, want to trick your future husband into thinking you are a chaste virgin? Come on down and for a low low price of $5000 we'll erase your sexual history so you can fool the I forsee the type of woman who gets this surgery as one trying to trick a man into marrying her, and probably planning to use the concept of "I gave you my virginity" to guilt their husband throughout the future. I also would bet she doesn't give her husband her new cooch too often either, she probably finds other men for that job. |
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You just about killed me, damn bastard!!!! |
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Nice going! Now what excuse am I going to use? |
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Consumer Alert!
There is a lot of fraud going on in this industry. Any woman who has had this done should report to me immediately for an in-depth investigation. |
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There was a great [either] Martin Lawrence or Damon Wayans (possibly "The Last Stand?") bit on HBO or Showtime a "few" years ago where he talked about how women shoot babies out of there and we think we're really hurtin' 'em during sex. He says something like "You be hittin' that shit, thinkin' you're knocking her back into the Stone Age, yer dick's goin' all <makes pantomime of chow call by ringing a triangle>..... and you're big man, talkin' bout 'Oh, yeah, baby, I'm hurtin' you!' " Then he takes on her character and says <while making pantomime of filing fingernails> "Oh yeah, motherfucker..... oochie ouch." What'll be funny/interesting is to see if anyone gets pissed and sues for "breach of contract". |
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lol yup, thats pretty much aweful. |
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It's that brilliant combination of really disturbing, yet you cannot stop laughing. |
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I was pretty grossed out the first time I saw it but I knew it had Arfcom written all over it. |
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John, if you ever decide to try it anyway please post the pics. |
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This is just dying to be Photoshopped. |
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I hereby promise that should I ever find myself in a situation where I dress up as a nun, that I will post pictures of such upon ARFCOM in the GD forum. |
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Just don't think about it while on the job!!! Especially the pictures!!! |
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In the true spirit of the holidays, I must tell you that you deserve a swift kick in the Jingle Bells. |
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Now THAT was funny. Imagine the commercials. "I lost six inches!!" "Congratulations Bob!" "It wasn't off my waist, you jackass....." |
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Hush now....I still got pictures of Teddy Kennedy sailing his yacht with his shirt off laying around here somewhere |
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Tell us what you really think. |
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This may suprise you, but not everyone enjoys looking at Ted Kennedy's moobs and gut. While you may find this arousing, the rest of us just want to put you out of our misery... |
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I don't enjoy it either but watching you pitch a hissy fit makes it worth while |
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I am heterosexual, thus I am incapable of pitching a hissy fit. I am, however, capable of finding out where you live and sending you a stripper-gram using a 600 pound stripper.... |
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Shit man, it's been four minutes and I still can't stop laughing. I'm gonna send it out to my Address Book when I get home and caption it something like "Asian friend of mine came to visit; let her try some *American* Asian food. She liked it!" See if any of 'em pick up on it........ |
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When they are poor, you call them "crazy" When they are rich, you call them "eccentric" |
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Removable inserts anyone? |
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