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Posted: 12/18/2005 8:41:52 PM EDT

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Don't they re-sleeve the whole shmoo?

Naw, they shove a whole ham up there and remove the bone.

www.dakinfarm.com/eccStoreFront/product_images/2005/010_05_L.jpg

You'll never think of a whole ham the same way.....

Posted: 12/18/2005 8:43:01 PM EDT

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This is up there with labiaplasti.

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More U.S. women getting 'revirgination' surgery
Amy Chozick
Wall Street Journal
Dec. 15, 2005

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Posted: 12/18/2005 8:49:13 PM EDT

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Complete idiocy.

Posted: 12/19/2005 1:33:46 AM EDT

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Another patient, a 51-year-old Manhattan attorney and mother of three, had him reattach her hymen and tighten her vaginal walls in 2003. "I thought it would add that extra sparkle to our marriage," says the woman.

There goes hubby's excuse for having a 20 year-old hottie on the side.

Posted: 12/19/2005 1:44:10 AM EDT

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I can think of better ways to waste 5 grand in one pop.

Posted: 12/19/2005 3:19:07 AM EDT

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Isn't there a law against turning back the odometer?

Posted: 12/19/2005 3:28:20 AM EDT

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Many women are also having their anuses bleached. I say if you can refinish an AR, you can most certainly bleach your woman's anus.

Why not just use soap and water?

Posted: 12/19/2005 3:53:34 AM EDT

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The perfect Christmas gift for Mother....

It's in-line with the true meaning of the "Virgin Birth".

It's down-right flawless.

MOM:
"What's this??"

ME:
"It's a coupon to go get your cooie sewn back up...cost me $3,200...Merry Christmas"

DAD:
[smile]

Posted: 12/19/2005 4:49:30 AM EDT

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Don't they re-sleeve the whole shmoo?

+1, doesn't make sense to re-cut the chamber on a worn out barrel.

Posted: 12/19/2005 5:18:06 AM EDT

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Good grief people.

First of all, a woman doesn't stretch out like a freaking tennis shoe with use. I have to wonder if some of you people have ever even BEEN with a woman. The female vagina is not going to stretch out with sex any more than the male penis is going to be worn down by use!

Secondly, surgeries to rebuild a ruptured hymen no more restore virginity than putting on a habit makes me a nun. It is the dumbest farking thing I have EVER seen. If a girl wants to appear chaste for her husband, how about ACTUALLY BEING A VIRGIN as opposed to screwing other people and then spending thousands to look like she is a virgin?? Why is that so hard??

Posted: 12/19/2005 5:29:50 AM EDT

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Waste of money

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:00:13 AM EDT

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Learn something new everyday

I guess porn stars have to achieve the perfect brown eye...

Googled it...

www.villagevoice.com/people/0528,taormino,65754,24.html

As for stiching up the taco...

You can have a used car detailed to the point where it looks new.. But it is still a used car..

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:17:53 AM EDT

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With all this plastic surgery going on anybody got an idea what they are doing with the the extra meat?

Posted: 12/19/2005 6:57:02 AM EDT

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Let's see,
Botox......check
tummy tuck.....check
bunns lifted..... check
cellulite removed....check
eye lids done.....check
nose job.......check
boobs done.....check
bleaching the old asshole....check
remanufacturing the old cooter.....check

Anything I left out? People have too much money on their hands and are hell bent on recreating themselves in a new image. Just heard a radio add last week for weekend plastic surgery so you don't take time out from your busy schedule.

Oh shit, I forgot you have to have an image consultant too!!!!

Posted: 12/19/2005 7:11:13 AM EDT

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Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy the husband an 18yo hooker

Posted: 12/19/2005 7:14:24 AM EDT

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I think when they say "More US women. . . ", they really only mean that.
Like, eight women had this done in 2003.
Twelve had it done last year.
A 50% increase!!!
.....
Also, I don't quite know how to say this--but something tells me that this is not typical American/Euro cultural-type people going for this sort of thing. In typical European-style culture, a woman's virginity is not that big of an issue.
~

Posted: 12/19/2005 7:33:42 AM EDT

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I'd rather she spend the money on a quality boob job. Thats about the only plastic surgery I like.

Or buy me some guns.

Why spend that much money to relive the pain of tearing it again?

Maybe she should just buy her husband a paddle and whip if shes like that and save the money?

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:02:16 AM EDT

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I'm sorry, but I've heard of this a few times, the first time was on a discovery channel show where I sat there in shock.

While there might be a few older women getting re-virginized for their husbands, and almost every husband in the show I saw thought it was stupid what their wives were doing. Of course at the end of the show every husband said they had changed their mind and taking their wives virginity was a special expirence, blah blah blah. You could tell they still thought it was bullshit, but of course the husband is going to say they liked it if they ever want to sleep with their wife again. I believe the vast majority of the customers are women trying to lie to a future mate.

Virginity is a concept of being the first time, not breaking the hymen. Restoring the hymen does not make a difference.

Doctors want to sell the idea to make money, but they can't come out and say "Hey ladies, want to trick your future husband into thinking you are a chaste virgin? Come on down and for a low low price of $5000 we'll erase your sexual history so you can fool the ~~man you love~~, oops, I mean the man you want to love you." So they get it out there in public as a legitimate operation for long time married couples, even though no logical married couple would really opt for the surgery, and their real target demographic are women getting up there in age with a shakey past that want a husband, and are willing to lie to get one.

I forsee the type of woman who gets this surgery as one trying to trick a man into marrying her, and probably planning to use the concept of "I gave you my virginity" to guilt their husband throughout the future. I also would bet she doesn't give her husband her new cooch too often either, she probably finds other men for that job.

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:06:21 AM EDT

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With all this plastic surgery going on anybody got an idea what they are doing with the the extra meat?

That could be the most disturbing picture I've ever seen.

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:14:33 AM EDT

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With all this plastic surgery going on anybody got an idea what they are doing with the the extra meat?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/buffet.jpg

You just about killed me, damn bastard!!!!

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:14:37 AM EDT

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Good grief people.

First of all, a woman doesn't stretch out like a freaking tennis shoe with use. I have to wonder if some of you people have ever even BEEN with a woman. The female vagina is not going to stretch out with sex any more than the male penis is going to be worn down by use!

Nice going!

Now what excuse am I going to use?

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:19:23 AM EDT

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Consumer Alert!

There is a lot of fraud going on in this industry. Any woman who has had this done should report to me immediately for an in-depth investigation.

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:22:07 AM EDT

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Like 99% of guys would notice.

There was a great [either] Martin Lawrence or Damon Wayans (possibly "The Last Stand?") bit on HBO or Showtime a "few" years ago where he talked about how women shoot babies out of there and we think we're really hurtin' 'em during sex. He says something like "You be hittin' that shit, thinkin' you're knocking her back into the Stone Age, yer dick's goin' all <makes pantomime of chow call by ringing a triangle>..... and you're big man, talkin' bout 'Oh, yeah, baby, I'm hurtin' you!' "

Then he takes on her character and says <while making pantomime of filing fingernails> "Oh yeah, motherfucker..... oochie ouch."

What'll be funny/interesting is to see if anyone gets pissed and sues for "breach of contract".

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:22:50 AM EDT

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With all this plastic surgery going on anybody got an idea what they are doing with the the extra meat?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/buffet.jpg

That could be the most disturbing picture I've ever seen.

lol yup, thats pretty much aweful.

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:25:00 AM EDT

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With all this plastic surgery going on anybody got an idea what they are doing with the the extra meat?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/buffet.jpg

That could be the most disturbing picture I've ever seen.

lol yup, thats pretty much aweful.

It's that brilliant combination of really disturbing, yet you cannot stop laughing.

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:37:10 AM EDT

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With all this plastic surgery going on anybody got an idea what they are doing with the the extra meat?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/buffet.jpg

That could be the most disturbing picture I've ever seen.

lol yup, thats pretty much aweful.

It's that brilliant combination of really disturbing, yet you cannot stop laughing.

I was pretty grossed out the first time I saw it but I knew it had Arfcom written all over it.

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:39:28 AM EDT

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All I can do is shake my head at this thread.

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:46:26 AM EDT

[#28]

how fuckin' strange...
~Dg84

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:48:58 AM EDT

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This is the second dumbest thing I have ever heard of.

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:52:27 AM EDT

[#30]

They're still all lying, cheating sluts.

Posted: 12/19/2005 8:59:31 AM EDT

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Secondly, surgeries to rebuild a ruptured hymen no more restore virginity than putting on a habit makes me a nun....

John, if you ever decide to try it anyway please post the pics.

Posted: 12/19/2005 9:05:29 AM EDT

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With all this plastic surgery going on anybody got an idea what they are doing with the the extra meat?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/buffet.jpg

This is just dying to be Photoshopped.

Posted: 12/19/2005 9:14:44 AM EDT

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Secondly, surgeries to rebuild a ruptured hymen no more restore virginity than putting on a habit makes me a nun....

John, if you ever decide to try it anyway please post the pics.

I hereby promise that should I ever find myself in a situation where I dress up as a nun, that I will post pictures of such upon ARFCOM in the GD forum.

Posted: 12/19/2005 9:16:16 AM EDT

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All I can do is shake my head at this thread.

Just don't think about it while on the job!!! Especially the pictures!!!

Posted: 12/19/2005 9:34:38 AM EDT

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With all this plastic surgery going on anybody got an idea what they are doing with the the extra meat?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/buffet.jpg

In the true spirit of the holidays, I must tell you that you deserve a swift kick in the Jingle Bells.

Posted: 12/19/2005 9:37:16 AM EDT

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Nice going!

Now what excuse am I going to use?

Now THAT was funny.

Imagine the commercials.

"I lost six inches!!"

"Congratulations Bob!"

"It wasn't off my waist, you jackass....."

Posted: 12/19/2005 9:57:33 AM EDT

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With all this plastic surgery going on anybody got an idea what they are doing with the the extra meat?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/buffet.jpg

In the true spirit of the holidays, I must tell you that you deserve a swift kick in the Jingle Bells.

Hush now....I still got pictures of Teddy Kennedy sailing his yacht with his shirt off laying around here somewhere

Posted: 12/19/2005 10:02:05 AM EDT

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They're still all lying, cheating sluts.

Tell us what you really think.

Posted: 12/19/2005 10:04:34 AM EDT

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Hush now....I still got pictures of Teddy Kennedy sailing his yacht with his shirt off laying around here somewhere

This may suprise you, but not everyone enjoys looking at Ted Kennedy's moobs and gut. While you may find this arousing, the rest of us just want to put you out of our misery...

Posted: 12/19/2005 10:13:10 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/19/2005 10:18:53 AM EDT

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Hush now....I still got pictures of Teddy Kennedy sailing his yacht with his shirt off laying around here somewhere

This may suprise you, but not everyone enjoys looking at Ted Kennedy's moobs and gut. While you may find this arousing, the rest of us just want to put you out of our misery...

I don't enjoy it either but watching you pitch a hissy fit makes it worth while

Posted: 12/19/2005 10:48:40 AM EDT

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I don't enjoy it either but watching you pitch a hissy fit makes it worth while

I am heterosexual, thus I am incapable of pitching a hissy fit.

I am, however, capable of finding out where you live and sending you a stripper-gram using a 600 pound stripper....

Posted: 12/19/2005 11:00:07 AM EDT

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I don't enjoy it either but watching you pitch a hissy fit makes it worth while

I am heterosexual, thus I am incapable of pitching a hissy fit.

I am, however, capable of finding out where you live and sending you a stripper-gram using a 600 pound stripper....

Posted: 12/19/2005 11:15:07 AM EDT

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With all this plastic surgery going on anybody got an idea what they are doing with the the extra meat?

img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/832380/buffet.jpg

That could be the most disturbing picture I've ever seen.

lol yup, thats pretty much aweful.

It's that brilliant combination of really disturbing, yet you cannot stop laughing.

Shit man, it's been four minutes and I still can't stop laughing.

I'm gonna send it out to my Address Book when I get home and caption it something like "Asian friend of mine came to visit; let her try some *American* Asian food. She liked it!"

See if any of 'em pick up on it........