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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:22:26 AM EDT
[#1]
"That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart."
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:22:51 AM EDT
[#2]
Stand-up philosopher.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:28:19 AM EDT
[#3]
The inquisition lets begin. The inquisition look out sin. We know your wishing that we'd go awayyyyy
But the inquisition's here and it's here to stay! 
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Posted: 3/16/2011 12:00:40 PM EDT
[#4]
Can't go wrong with a Mel Brooks film with Gene Wilder in it.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 12:16:01 PM EDT
[#5]
"where the white women at?"
Or look at my sig line. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 12:17:53 PM EDT
[#6]
When ya was slaves, ya sang like birds.... |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 12:21:50 PM EDT
[#7]
Ah, a bullshit artist!
Did you bullshit last week? No Did you try to bullshit last week? Yesss....... |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 1:03:25 PM EDT
[#8]
Watching a Mel Brooks movie on AMC is like "reading" Playboy on books-on-tape.
Who reads? I just look at the pictures. 
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Posted: 3/16/2011 1:11:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Stand-up philosopher. Oh, a bullshit artist. Did you bullshit last week? ETA - FUCK, I was beaten.  OK, OK ... Walk this way. No, this way... |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 1:15:54 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
A few. Mostly AMC Watching a Mel Brooks movie on AMC is like "reading" Playboy on books-on-tape narrated by Betty White. FIFY 
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Posted: 3/16/2011 1:24:28 PM EDT
[#11]
Roman Officer: Do you know the penalty for a slave who strikes a Roman citizen?
[people in the crowd raise hands enthusiastically] Roman Officer: Ok, you... you had your hand up first. Man in crowd: Death by torture! Roman Officer: No... You? Man in crowd: Crucifixion! Roman Officer: Wrong! You? Man in crowd: They shove a living snake up your ass! Roman Officer: Ah, no... but that's very creative! |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 1:29:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2011 1:32:29 PM EDT
[#13]
"you look like the pi$$ boy"
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Posted: 3/16/2011 1:32:52 PM EDT
[#14]
DDT.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 1:37:24 PM EDT
[#15]
"Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup."
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Posted: 3/16/2011 1:38:35 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
"Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup."
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Posted: 3/16/2011 1:39:47 PM EDT
[#17]
Someone's got to go back and get us a shitload of dimes.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 1:39:55 PM EDT
[#18]
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 1:49:36 PM EDT
[#19]
Abby Someone.....Abby Normal
Cigaaars!!!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 2:12:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2011 2:13:21 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: What, no love for Men in Tights? 4th response. A_C knows. He from Jaw-juh.  *slices pants open* |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 2:15:30 PM EDT
[#22]
Piss on you...I work for Mel Brooks!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 2:30:57 PM EDT
[#23]
qualifications?
rape, murder, arson, and rape you said rape twice I like rape |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 2:38:38 PM EDT
[#24]
Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 2:39:12 PM EDT
[#25]
Hey, where all the white women at?
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Posted: 3/16/2011 2:39:21 PM EDT
[#26]
Give to Oedipus........
Give to Oedipus........ Hey Josephus Hey Motherf*cker |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 2:42:29 PM EDT
[#27]
You can't takamata anything!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 2:46:10 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted: Piss on you...I work for Mel Brooks! "WRONG! Just watch me! It's so simple, you sissy-miries! Give me the playback and. Watch. Me. Faggots!" |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 3:05:01 PM EDT
[#29]
Loxley and Bagell, you two were made for each other!
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Posted: 3/16/2011 3:16:55 PM EDT
[#30]
"I DO look like the piss boy!"
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Posted: 3/16/2011 3:28:43 PM EDT
[#31]
"Excuse me while I whip this out..."
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Posted: 3/16/2011 4:12:01 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: "you look like the pi$$ boy" "And you look like a bucket of shit!" |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 4:30:11 PM EDT
[#33]
No Irish
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:27:32 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Stand-up philosopher. You mean bullshitter. |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 7:56:10 PM EDT
[#35]
Work! Work! Work!
Hello boys, did ya miss me? |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:00:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:03:44 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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Piss on you...I work for Mel Brooks! "WRONG! Just watch me! It's so simple, you sissy-miries! Give me the playback and. Watch. Me. Faggots!" Now you know you're doing the French Mistake. Voila! |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:06:28 PM EDT
[#38]
"Werewolf!!"
"Where wolf?" "There wolf, there, castle". |
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:06:58 PM EDT
[#39]
"Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcar. "
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Posted: 3/16/2011 8:14:05 PM EDT
[#40]
"What do you think about the fall of the Roman empire"?
"Fuck It" 
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Posted: 3/16/2011 9:30:49 PM EDT
[#41]
I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:06:38 PM EDT
[#42]
"No!"
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Posted: 3/16/2011 11:13:19 PM EDT
[#43]
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"No!" Silent Movie was good too. The hospital pong scene was classic Brooks. |
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Posted: 3/17/2011 2:15:23 AM EDT
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Quoted: "Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcar. " "Horses? Are you crazy? We don't have that kind of money! Send a couple of attractive and successful African Americans." |
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Posted: 3/17/2011 2:17:27 AM EDT
[#45]
Where all the white women at?
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Posted: 3/17/2011 2:35:46 AM EDT
[#46]
AMC? then you aren't actually seeing the real film.
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Posted: 3/17/2011 4:45:59 AM EDT
[#47]
Morning Abbot
Morning Morning Abbot Morning HEY ABBOT! I hate that guy! A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy You are entering the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men. <b sizset="372" sizcache="1">Rabbi Tuckman[/span]: Faygeles? [<i class="fine">clears their throats, trying to act macho[/span]] <b sizset="373" sizcache="1">[url=http://http/name/nm0000144/][span style='COLOR: #136cb2; TEXT-DECORATION: underline']Robin Hood[/span][/url][/span]: No, no. We're straight. Just... merry |
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Posted: 3/17/2011 5:46:55 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted: Morning Abbot Morning Morning Abbot Morning HEY ABBOT! I hate that guy! A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy You are entering the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men. <b sizset="372" sizcache="1">Rabbi Tuckman[/span]: Faygeles? [<i class="fine">clears their throats, trying to act macho[/span]] <b sizset="373" sizcache="1">[url=http://http/name/nm0000144/][span style='COLOR: #136cb2; TEXT-DECORATION: underline']Robin Hood[/span][/url][/span]: No, no. We're straight. Just... merry  |
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Posted: 3/17/2011 7:09:25 AM EDT
[#49]
love his movies.
History of the Wold and High Anxiety are some of the greatest |
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