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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:03:33 PM EDT
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Poor guy. Penises that large never get really hard, the best they can do is kind of a firm loufa kind of turgidity.  
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:04:14 PM EDT
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No one meantioned he was latin yet? Not illegal. Doesn't matter. Jumping the wall with that trouser snake would probably be a bitch. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:04:36 PM EDT
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I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones.     "documentaries" 
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:05:40 PM EDT
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Somebody give him the number of Bruce's Caitlyn's doctor. Doctor Cutchapekerov is his name I believe.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:05:59 PM EDT
[#5]
thats one huge cock...
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:06:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: WTF? You win for weirdo of the month Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted: WTF? You win for weirdo of the month Quoted: i'd never leave the house, although i would get breast implants, then i'd never leave the house. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile   i always knew i'd win something, sometime... |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:07:23 PM EDT
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The definition of catch 22. No. He missed that by 3. 
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:08:13 PM EDT
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I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones. Baseball bats... |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:08:41 PM EDT
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His nickname is "the plunger".
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:08:57 PM EDT
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I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones. 
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:09:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones. http://www.gifsoup.com/view/255307/lady-makers-her-eyes-pop-out-o.gif |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:10:05 PM EDT
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He could always find a Pretty Cow and walk off into the Sunset.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:10:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:11:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Baseball bats... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones. Baseball bats...  especially at work. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:12:02 PM EDT
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thats one huge cock... 
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:12:28 PM EDT
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Damn. The head is a little over 3 1/8" in diameter.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:13:49 PM EDT
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if the dude can't find a woman, he isnt trying hard enough. There are people out there that would love to meet him.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:14:12 PM EDT
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Member name?
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:14:30 PM EDT
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2/3 of his blood supply must go to his penis when aroused. Wonder if he gets dizzy. His girlfriends do. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:14:31 PM EDT
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Baseball bats... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones. Baseball bats... The head of this dudes dick is bigger than a baseball bat. Its over 3.125 inches in diameter. A regulation baseball bat can only be 2.61" at the widest point. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:15:15 PM EDT
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don't google "gummi bears and basketballs"
especially at work. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones. Baseball bats...
especially at work. Challenge accepted. ETA: kind of misleading thou. I was expecting full size basketballs. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:16:53 PM EDT
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Destroying life... Hell I'd be destroying guts & wombs in porn! Disabled my ass! I'm sorry that guy disabled your ass...  . Must have been really painful.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:22:03 PM EDT
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Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see it.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:23:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:25:50 PM EDT
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Sasha Gray could stick that up her ass like it was a rectal thermometer. I call BS on no girlfriend.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:26:29 PM EDT
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I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones. We have seen the same documentaries. Traffic cone was truly WTF worthy. FWIW, I wouldn't want to have the same issue that this man deals with. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:29:26 PM EDT
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I'll bet he's really good at giving himself head. He doesn't even need to bend over. Consolation prize. 
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:31:19 PM EDT
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tl;dr What you did there......lolz |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:33:00 PM EDT
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Destroying life... Hell I'd be destroying guts & wombs in porn! Disabled my ass! The art of the comma would be a smart thing for you to learn. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:33:51 PM EDT
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I never heard Ron Jeremy complain about his and this guy wants disability ??
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:35:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He's already a lowlife. Illegal alien deported from US. Lives in a room at his brother's house. His income is from state assistance and scavenging dumps and selling junk. He's trying to get on disability because of his big penis. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: He couldn't get a job in porn? Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife. He's already a lowlife. Illegal alien deported from US. Lives in a room at his brother's house. His income is from state assistance and scavenging dumps and selling junk. He's trying to get on disability because of his big penis.  |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:35:34 PM EDT
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Member name?
I'd call it The Thrasher. Not sure what he calls it ...
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:35:40 PM EDT
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and his name was TOMMY LEE
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:37:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't you mean the dirty limerick industry? There once was a man from Nantucket.... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I was thinking something funny until I saw that he's demanding government support. He could make a ton in the poem industry. Don't you mean the dirty limerick industry? There once was a man from Nantucket.... |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:40:37 PM EDT
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I was thinking something funny until I saw that he's demanding government support. He could make a ton in the poem industry. Roses are red, violets are blue, my churro measures in at seventeen plus two! |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:41:12 PM EDT
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Sasha Gray could stick that up her ass like it was a rectal thermometer. I call BS on no girlfriend. Well yeah cuz chicks like that are dime-a-dozen. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:41:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: if the dude can't find a woman, he isnt trying hard enough. There are people out there that would love to meet him. Just walk up to a bar...slap your cock up on the bar...sit down and have a drink...the chicks will be by shortly.... |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:41:38 PM EDT
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Now we know who ordered the 50 gallon drum of KY on Amazon....
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:41:40 PM EDT
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I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones. Like both at the same time or separately? |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:42:38 PM EDT
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You got a lot of experience with large, erect cocks, eh?  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Poor guy. Penises that large never get really hard, the best they can do is kind of a firm loufa kind of turgidity. You got a lot of experience with large, erect cocks, eh?
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:43:04 PM EDT
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IN
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:43:21 PM EDT
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You got a lot of experience with large, erect cocks, eh? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Poor guy. Penises that large never get really hard, the best they can do is kind of a firm loufa kind of turgidity. You got a lot of experience with large, erect cocks, eh? Is the kind of reply still OK? |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:44:25 PM EDT
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That's some mutated looking dong.
Does he have some kind of disease that made it so big or had an accident? I've seen some wangs wrecked by sickle cell that get pretty damn big, but they're wrecked. I'm guessing some longstanding priapism that wasn't treated by his country's medieval medicine. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:44:59 PM EDT
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So this guy could...literally... knock the bottom out of some woman's ass.
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:45:59 PM EDT
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I wonder what he nicknamed it...
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:46:37 PM EDT
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I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones. You had to remind me.... I'm at a loss to understand how he is unable to work. There are people out there working with entire limbs missing but this guy can't get a job because his dick is too big? I could perhaps understand it if he starts every job interview with "Hello! My dick is a foot and a half long!" Short of that (HAR!) I don't see anyone giving a fuck. |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:47:20 PM EDT
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Wouldn't be very useful to pass out every time you got a hard on
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:47:29 PM EDT
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Wasn't it XRC the female member that liked bigger members?
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:48:18 PM EDT
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Wasn't it XRC the female member that liked bigger members? XCRmonger |
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Posted: 8/31/2015 3:51:44 PM EDT
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The head of this dudes dick is bigger than a baseball bat. Its over 3.125 inches in diameter. A regulation baseball bat can only be 2.61" at the widest point. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones. Baseball bats... The head of this dudes dick is bigger than a baseball bat. Its over 3.125 inches in diameter. A regulation baseball bat can only be 2.61" at the widest point. Based on your posts you seem way to intrigued. 
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