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Posted: 12/27/2012 9:27:54 PM EDT
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Eagles may soar... But weasels dont get sucked into jet engines!
Early bird gets the worm... But the second mouse gets the cheese! |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 9:29:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Don't play with yellow snow.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 9:37:13 PM EDT
[#3]
I swear...hiring you was like losing two good men.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 9:39:10 PM EDT
[#4]
Don't look for something you don't want too find.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 9:42:29 PM EDT
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*Hanging a ladderstand*
"There's a cunt-hair's clearance there. No, wait. A RED cunt-hair. Them are thinner" 
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Posted: 12/27/2012 9:44:01 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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All foam, no beer. All hat, no cowboy. Thought was "all hat, no cattle." Could be wrong though, I'm from N.H. 
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Posted: 12/27/2012 9:54:53 PM EDT
[#7]
Sometimes your house burns up; sometimes your house burns down.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 10:14:50 PM EDT
[#8]
Sometimes you have to lose, to win.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 10:22:02 PM EDT
[#9]
Makes as much sense as tits on a chicken.
Did you just have a stroke or are you happy to see me? |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 10:22:08 PM EDT
[#10]
Once you get used to shit you develop a hankering for it.
Slicker than snot on a door knob. |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 10:30:18 PM EDT
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To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around.
That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks." |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 10:33:12 PM EDT
[#12]
A man with two watches never knows what time it is.
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Posted: 12/27/2012 10:44:57 PM EDT
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Quoted: To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks." Don't know why, but I laughed. My wife, on the other hand, just went:  |
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Posted: 12/27/2012 10:49:04 PM EDT
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I always told my kids, "Luck counts but don't count on it."
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Posted: 12/27/2012 10:50:46 PM EDT
[#15]
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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