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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:33:39 AM EDT
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Chimp.
Dexterity is unbeatable. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:34:04 AM EDT
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Chimp gets bitten, proceeds to rip KD's head off, then dies several days later from infection.
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:35:27 AM EDT
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Chimp gets bitten, proceeds to rip KD's head off, then dies several days later from infection. This. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:35:43 AM EDT
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You could make Dragon Sushi with all the pieces the chimp would turn it into.
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:35:44 AM EDT
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Chimp would grab the dragon by the tail and throw it like the hammer in the Olympics.
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:36:03 AM EDT
[#6]
haha! i had a feeling that was coming
chimp. he eats hands and eyelids. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:36:19 AM EDT
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Chimp gets bitten, proceeds to rip KD's head off, then dies several days later from infection. Yup. One bite is all it would take. The mouth of a KD is super filthy. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:37:13 AM EDT
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KD's are veryfas and have very powerful limbs with claws. I think the chimp would be torn up pretty quick.
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:39:47 AM EDT
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Enter the DRAGON!
Both would put up a very good fight, could go either way. I would say the dragon would win most the time though. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:40:13 AM EDT
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Chimp gets bitten, proceeds to rip KD's head off, then dies several days later from infection. +3 |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:41:02 AM EDT
[#11]
they both die
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:42:03 AM EDT
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The dragon may not always win, but the chimp will always lose.
I'll give it to the dragon straight away 90% of the time, the other 10% the chimp dies of infection within 3 days. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:42:54 AM EDT
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Chimp gets bitten, proceeds to rip KD's head off, then dies several days later from infection. Yup. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:43:11 AM EDT
[#14]
Considering chimpanzees don't weigh 200lbs...
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:44:11 AM EDT
[#15]
Chimps might be strong but the dragon is built like a tank.
If it is a cage fight where neither could run away I would give it to the dragon. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:46:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:54:24 AM EDT
[#17]
Dragon
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:58:06 AM EDT
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Considering chimpanzees don't weigh 200lbs... And what rock have you been under? |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:58:46 AM EDT
[#19]
Pics or it didn't happen ––––––-rather have link to video
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Posted: 3/24/2009 11:59:52 AM EDT
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Two Komodos, no contest. No way the chip gets a hand on the dragon witout losing it.
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Posted: 3/24/2009 12:03:19 PM EDT
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If the Dragon wanted to do buisness and caught the chimp in his mouth it would be game over. I used to keep small moniters as pets and a 8 pound savanah is amazingly strong. A angry 6 foot croc moniter is the closest thing to a raptor walking. A komodo if it could catch a chimp would still kill it after the chimp riped off one leg.
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Posted: 3/24/2009 12:34:21 PM EDT
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If the Dragon wanted to do buisness and caught the chimp in his mouth it would be game over. I used to keep small moniters as pets and a 8 pound savanah is amazingly strong. A angry 6 foot croc moniter is the closest thing to a raptor walking. A komodo if it could catch a chimp would still kill it after the chimp riped off one leg. I agree. 
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Posted: 3/24/2009 1:10:19 PM EDT
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What, you don't have footage? What the fuck is wrong with you, and why are you wasting my time?
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Posted: 3/24/2009 1:24:26 PM EDT
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What if the chimp was hopped-up on meth, and the dragon was high on crack?
Then what? |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 1:27:33 PM EDT
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What if the chimp was hopped-up on meth, and the dragon was high on crack? Then what? They'd rob a store? |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 1:28:52 PM EDT
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All I know is that if I had to go up against one of them, my preference would be the chimp any day.
That lady that got her face ripped off by the chimp will live. All it would take is one bight from the dragon and she would have been toast. The dragons are very fast runners. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 1:31:36 PM EDT
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Dragon FTW, one bite, your toast. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7CQInAXoqY&feature=related Interesting. Most effective round anyone? |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 1:33:15 PM EDT
[#28]
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If the Dragon wanted to do buisness and caught the chimp in his mouth it would be game over. I used to keep small moniters as pets and a 8 pound savanah is amazingly strong. A angry 6 foot croc moniter is the closest thing to a raptor walking. A komodo if it could catch a chimp would still kill it after the chimp riped off one leg. I had two, one 6ft and one 7ft. The six footer bit one of the guys in my shop and tore his hand to shreds. Tore ligaments and tendons. I think all three die. The dragons on the day of the fight and the chimp a few day later from infection as others have said. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 1:35:30 PM EDT
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All I know is that if I had to go up against one of them, my preference would be the chimp any day. That lady that got her face ripped off by the chimp will live. All it would take is one bight from the dragon and she would have been toast. The dragons are very fast runners. Fuck that. I have dealt with large monitors before. I am confident that I could survive most of the time against the dragon as opposed to losing every time against the chimp. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 1:36:14 PM EDT
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What if the chimp was hopped-up on meth, and the dragon was high on crack? Then what? They would make perfect additions to the current administration. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 1:38:33 PM EDT
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KD's are veryfas and have very powerful limbs with claws. I think the chimp would be torn up pretty quick. Yep, Chimp would most likely meet his match-especially with two of them. Once one of them got a hold of a limb, and they would, it's coming off. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 1:46:41 PM EDT
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All I know is that if I had to go up against one of them, my preference would be the chimp any day. That lady that got her face ripped off by the chimp will live. All it would take is one bight from the dragon and she would have been toast. The dragons are very fast runners. Fuck that. I have dealt with large monitors before. I am confident that I could survive most of the time against the dragon as opposed to losing every time against the chimp. To each his own but one bite from the Dragon = ~100% chance of death. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 1:49:21 PM EDT
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All I know is that if I had to go up against one of them, my preference would be the chimp any day. That lady that got her face ripped off by the chimp will live. All it would take is one bight from the dragon and she would have been toast. The dragons are very fast runners. Fuck that. I have dealt with large monitors before. I am confident that I could survive most of the time against the dragon as opposed to losing every time against the chimp. To each his own but one bite from the Dragon = ~100% chance of death. I know that. I would still take the dragon over the chimp. What's left of that lady is not any kind of life I would want to live. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 4:08:26 PM EDT
[#34]
The chipanzee would be smart enough not to fuck with the big lizards.
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Posted: 3/24/2009 4:11:19 PM EDT
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You guys have obviously never been real close to a big Komodo Monitor.
They're rather.....impressive. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 4:17:21 PM EDT
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Dragon FTW, one bite, your toast. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7CQInAXoqY&feature=related crappy way to die. I agree, the Komodo may win, but either way the Chimp will lose. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 4:18:45 PM EDT
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They'd eat the chimp.
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Posted: 3/24/2009 4:22:08 PM EDT
[#38]
The lizards.
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Posted: 3/24/2009 4:23:06 PM EDT
[#39]
You know I have always rooted for the chimp but in this
situation I think the dragon would would win. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 4:23:23 PM EDT
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Chimp gets bitten, proceeds to rip KD's head off, then dies several days later from infection. This |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 4:26:45 PM EDT
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The dragon may not always win, but the chimp will always lose. I'll give it to the dragon straight away 90% of the time, the other 10% the chimp dies of infection within 3 days. This is the perfect way to put it. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 4:29:55 PM EDT
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Dragon FTW, one bite, your toast. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7CQInAXoqY&feature=related Interesting. Most effective round anyone? I was bit by a six foot croc. Had to have surgury to fix my arm. Truth be said, I would not go into a death match with a chimp or a Komodo short of a 12 gage. Croc moniters have some nasty bacteria as well, I was running a 101 later that evening after being bit. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 4:43:22 PM EDT
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I would pay to see that fight.
I think the odds favor the monitors, but by a relatively narrow margin. |
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Posted: 3/24/2009 4:46:05 PM EDT
[#44]
What if the chimp could use a M4?
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Posted: 3/24/2009 4:47:10 PM EDT
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The Komodo Dragon would win big.
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Posted: 3/24/2009 4:51:36 PM EDT
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Dead chimp...dragons no longer hungry...30 seconds tops.
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Posted: 3/24/2009 5:01:20 PM EDT
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This chimp wins.
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Posted: 3/24/2009 5:09:15 PM EDT
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Squatdog
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Posted: 3/24/2009 5:14:51 PM EDT
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chimp would run away and be afraid of a large lizard...no contest
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Posted: 3/24/2009 5:17:20 PM EDT
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More Dragons attack people than chimps do....if they ever teamed up, we could be in trouble...
2 Komodo dragons kill man in Indonesia Indonesian set upon after falling from tree; attacks have increased lately The Associated Press updated 4:28 a.m. ET, Tues., March. 24, 2009 JAKARTA, Indonesia - Two Komodo dragons mauled a fruit-picker to death in eastern Indonesia, police and witnesses said Tuesday, the latest in a string of attacks on humans by the world's largest lizard species. Police Sgt. Kosmas Jalang said 31-year-old Muhamad Anwar was attacked on Komodo, one of four islands where the giant reptile is found in the wild, minutes after he fell out of a sugar-apple tree on Monday. He was bleeding badly from bites to his hands, body, legs and neck after two lizards, waiting below, attacked him, according to a neighbor, Theresia Tawa. He died at a clinic on the neighboring island of Flores soon after. Attacks have increased Attacks on humans by Komodo dragons — said to number at less than 4,000 in the wild — are rare, but seem to have increased in recent years. An 8-year-old boy was killed in 2007 — the first recorded deadly attack on a human by one of the endangered lizards in three decades. A park ranger narrowly survived after one of the animals entered his hut last month and started biting his hands and legs. There have been several other attacks in recent months, according to Metro TV. The reptiles, which can grow up to 10 feet long and weigh as much as 150 pounds, have shark-like serrated teeth and a bite that can be deadly. Its saliva contains roughly 50 different known bacteria strains, so infection is a risk. Komodos can be found in the wild on the Indonesian islands of Komodo, Padar and Rinca. Tiny numbers also can be found on Flores. More on Komodo dragons | Indonesia © 2009 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29848167/ |
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