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Link Posted: 1/2/2007 3:46:53 PM EDT
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Did the mannequin look like Elaine? <Sienfeld>

My mom used to manage an antique/flea market mall & had to run off some pervo who was fondling a mannequin .  The mannequin had been found with grimy handprints all over her naughty bits/clothes askew (can a nipple-less, pie-less dummy have 'naughty bits'???) & one of the booth owners/workers had remembered a strange guy lurking around on that floor on a few different occasions.  He showed back up one day not too long before closing time & wandered about, gradually working his way toward his girlfriend.  Mom caught him in the process of copping a feel & politely (but firmly) suggested that maybe he ought to leave & not come back.  He didn't give any backtalk, just shuffled out the door, head down.  
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