Posted: 12/30/2005 6:26:43 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted: Damn, what a bunch of pussies.
Something is wrong when a man has a good old American giant sized hamburger and all some of you can do is talk about "coronary bypass" and "shitting grease."
Tofu and bean sprouts is for Asians.
Americans eat meat, and lots of it. Hamburgers, steaks, prime rib, pork ribs, pork chops, bacon, ham are all better than candy to a real American man.
We also don't drink fucking wine. Wine is for European homos. Beer. Whiskey. Gin. Tequila in a Margarita once a while while having a giant meat burrito or some Nachos doused in cheese, jalepenos, and meat.
Any man over the age of thirty with a six pack is either a homo or a movie star/bodybuilder (who are mostly homos anyway). I prefer my sick packs cold and in bottles. No pussy euro-fag cans. Beer in cans is more socialist bullshit about recycling and resource conserving over TASTE. And you can't break a can over a man's head and get any real effect either.
I love to super-size. My fries and drink. Even though I don't usually finish that damn BUCKET of cola I get, I love to have a cup that won't fit in any cupholder in my car. I think I should build a bigger cupholder for those cups, but I'd have to remove the passenger seat first.
And WTF is with these damn fast food joints not giving you ketchup anymore? You have to ask for it, and then they only give you like two little packets. I JUST SUPERSIZED MY FUCKING MEAL, TWO PACKETS WON'T COVER A QUARTER OF THE FRIES IN THAT ENORMOUS FRY HOLSTER.
And what's wrong with taking huge craps either? A man should thrust out two to three giant steaming piles every day, after every meal. They should stink up the adjacent rooms, take at least three flushes, use a whole roll of paper, and require about half a bottle of air freshener to clear out the stench.
THAT is a real man crap, and he should be proud of it too. He should come out of the bathroom talking about knowing what it's like to give birth, and that he feels ten pounds lighter while patting his stomach and hiking up his drawers. HELL YES!!!
Yet, the pussification of the American male continues.
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Aint that the truth.
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