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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:37:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's one of the ones I don't understand, please explain. Na na na = salt salt salt. I would guess. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I definitely laughed at sodium batman. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:37:53 AM EDT
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Very good.
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:40:03 AM EDT
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Know how to make a bull sweat?
Get him in a tight jersey. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:40:37 AM EDT
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Very good. The Schrodinger's Cat and Freud one almost killed me. Here's one I stumbled upon: Baa baa Schrödinger's sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, no sir, three bags simultaneously full and empty |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:52:12 AM EDT
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Well done
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:57:54 AM EDT
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I got 87% of the jokes, I must be a genieus
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Posted: 1/7/2015 10:02:31 AM EDT
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That's one of the ones I don't understand, please explain. Na na na = salt salt salt. I would guess. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I definitely laughed at sodium batman. Salt is NaCl Na is just sodium. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 10:07:05 AM EDT
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I raffed.
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Posted: 1/7/2015 10:13:42 AM EDT
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I liked the your mother is so classless one lest.
Only one I didn't get right away was the Sodium one. Never took chemestry though 
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Posted: 1/7/2015 10:15:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Salt is NaCl Na is just sodium. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I definitely laughed at sodium batman. Salt is NaCl Na is just sodium. Salt is generic for the ionic product of any acid /base reaction. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 10:15:23 AM EDT
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Something's wrong. Im a dumbshit and I got most of them.
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Posted: 1/7/2015 10:17:57 AM EDT
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Bwahahahahahah!!!!
Got most of 'em
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Posted: 1/7/2015 10:21:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
The Schrodinger's Cat and Freud one almost killed me. Here's one I stumbled upon: Baa baa Schrödinger's sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, no sir, three bags simultaneously full and empty Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Very good. The Schrodinger's Cat and Freud one almost killed me. Here's one I stumbled upon: Baa baa Schrödinger's sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, no sir, three bags simultaneously full and empty Or anytime you drop your phone on the ground and it lands face down, it's Schrödinger's phone. It is both uncracked and cracked.
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Posted: 1/7/2015 10:24:26 AM EDT
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I will fully admit I didn't get some of them. I'm proud of myself for understanding about 3/4 of them.
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Posted: 1/7/2015 10:27:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I understood all but one... Man cooled to absolute 0, but ok now... I didn't get that one either. Junior high humor is funnier. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 10:38:31 AM EDT
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Table salt is NaCl. Salt is generic for the ionic product of any acid /base reaction. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I definitely laughed at sodium batman. Salt is NaCl Na is just sodium. Salt is generic for the ionic product of any acid /base reaction. Right on cue. I think we all know he wasn't referring to lye or potash. 
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Posted: 1/7/2015 10:39:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Right on cue. I think we all know he wasn't referring to lye or potash. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I definitely laughed at sodium batman. Salt is NaCl Na is just sodium. Salt is generic for the ionic product of any acid /base reaction. Right on cue. I think we all know he wasn't referring to lye or potash. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 10:44:37 AM EDT
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I like this thread, and how it makes me feel
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Posted: 1/7/2015 11:01:03 AM EDT
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Thanks, Doc. It was bothering me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What's the kitten one? I don't get it. Is MEW a friction constant? Mass energy work thing? Or is it something else altogether? u (mew) is often used for the friction coefficient in physics. Thanks, Doc. It was bothering me. The frictional force can be expressed as
Ff = µ N (1) where Ff = frictional force (N, lb) µ = static (µs) or kinetic (µk) frictional coefficient N = normal force (N, lb) |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 11:02:45 AM EDT
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Thanks, great way to start the morning.
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Posted: 1/7/2015 11:04:07 AM EDT
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HaHa!
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Posted: 1/7/2015 11:13:39 AM EDT
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Now, here's a fellow attempting to ride a bicycle. But he's having some trouble, isn't he? And do you know why? Because he's a Scot!
Now, who here likes a good story about a bridge? Seriously though, I enjoyed those quite a bit.
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Posted: 1/7/2015 11:16:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't get that one either. Junior high humor is funnier. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I understood all but one... Man cooled to absolute 0, but ok now... I didn't get that one either. Junior high humor is funnier. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 11:16:55 AM EDT
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Q: Hey, do you have any Sodium Hypobromite?
A: NaBro Dr. Heisenberg is driving on the Autobahn when an officer pulls him over. The cop comes to his window and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?". Heisenberg thinks for a second and replies, "No, but I know where I am!" and then the classic: 
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Posted: 1/7/2015 11:19:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
Q: Hey, do you have any Sodium Hypobromite? A: NaBro Dr. Heisenberg is driving on the Autobahn when an officer pulls him over. The cop comes to his window and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?". Heisenberg thinks for a second and replies, "No, but I know where I am!" and then the classic: http://i.stack.imgur.com/UwVEq.png That one always evokes a chuckle and a smirk, even when I know the punchline. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 12:29:17 PM EDT
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Awesome. I torture my crew with jokes like these every morning - I love it when one of them actually gets the joke!
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Posted: 1/7/2015 12:43:15 PM EDT
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There are only 10 kinds of people, those who get these jokes and those who won't. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 1:09:20 PM EDT
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1 out of 10 people understand binary.
And it is not one out of ten, :) |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 1:13:00 PM EDT
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0k = zero Kelvin. As in absence of any heat.
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Posted: 1/7/2015 1:38:57 PM EDT
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I <3 this thread
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Posted: 1/7/2015 1:53:29 PM EDT
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I <3 this thread This. It'll turn into a pissing contest somewhere in the next page or two. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 4:01:34 PM EDT
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I got most of them.
I wish I saved the thread from awhile back when all the brains here cut loose on the question, "is the glass half empty or half full?" |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 4:11:03 PM EDT
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Let me fix this thread .
Jack and Jill went up the hill .After fetching the water, Jack and Jill rode horses to the bottom of the hill where you and I are waiting . I helped Jill off her horse , Are you going to help Jack off his horse ? |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 4:23:24 PM EDT
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I liked the your mother is so classless one best. I thought your mother was an autonomous collective. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 4:29:00 PM EDT
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Thank you. Even I, perhaps the most nonintellectual person here at GD, understood some.
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Posted: 1/7/2015 4:33:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/7/2015 4:35:07 PM EDT
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That's not what I would consider intellectual.
More like humor for maximum m'lady hatippers |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 7:32:54 PM EDT
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I liked the your mother is so classless one lest. Only one I didn't get right away was the Sodium one. Never took chemestry though Or spelling. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 8:45:57 PM EDT
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1 out of 10 people understand binary. And it is not one out of ten, :) Actually it is ten it just represents a different value as it would in measuring numbers in other bases. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 8:47:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOh that is good.
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:07:37 PM EDT
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Awesome
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:15:08 PM EDT
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Thanks Sheldon
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:15:51 PM EDT
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snort
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:22:37 PM EDT
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Na = sodium Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Didn't get the two crows on a branch, attempted murder. Maybe I'm dense. Or the batman. Na = sodium Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile :facepalm That's the one I didn't get. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:35:01 PM EDT
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Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!" The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!" The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk. "A cat," Schrödinger replies. The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead." Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now." |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:39:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I understood all but one... Man cooled to absolute 0, but ok now... 0K Zero Kelvins= Absolute Zero. |
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:44:34 PM EDT
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There are two types of people in this world:… Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:46:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/7/2015 9:56:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/7/2015 10:23:50 PM EDT
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