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Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:49:36 PM EDT
[#1]
To hell with the football, I want to get my hands on the IPEX!

Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:50:02 PM EDT
[#2]
Just like a woman to screw everything up!
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:50:09 PM EDT
[#3]
That'll teach 'em not to go camping the desert unarmed!
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:50:11 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
To hell with the football, I want to get my hands on the IPEX!




I beat you by just a few seconds.  
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:50:12 PM EDT
[#5]
ETA on A-10's from Vegas or Edwards?

Them bad ol Marwanians gotta get out of there...
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:50:39 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:50:58 PM EDT
[#7]
Jack doth ROCKETH!!!!!





(Dammit, why is it always a woman who's the weakest link? It's so not always true ... I think I'll write to the makers of 24 and complain.)
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:51:23 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
The bad guys can never shoot.



AND they never drive Fords.

Only the Good Guys Drive Fords and use Cisco VoIP phones!

Can't miss this show EVER
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:52:18 PM EDT
[#9]
Shoulda closed distance before firing!
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:52:21 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
To hell with the football, I want to get my hands on the IPEX!




I beat you by just a few seconds.  



Oh yeah? well, well, that's just FINE. So there!

Yikes! Can Jack Bauer really outrun a jeep???
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:52:52 PM EDT
[#11]
Jack's gonna get sum!!

oh yeah
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:54:18 PM EDT
[#12]


ETA: It looked too good for a second...

ETA: To be true...
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:55:09 PM EDT
[#13]
I smell a coup
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:55:58 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
Yikes! Can Jack Bauer really outrun a jeep???



Yes.
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:56:01 PM EDT
[#15]
This is all VERY shady!
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:56:01 PM EDT
[#16]
I smell an assassin.
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:56:08 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
I smell a coup



Yea...something is not right.
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:56:29 PM EDT
[#18]
OMG! Look who has the football!!!





Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:56:32 PM EDT
[#19]
What's up with the veep??? fullclip
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:57:38 PM EDT
[#20]
Tune in again next week for the Jack Bower Power Hour......
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:57:53 PM EDT
[#21]
just wow!
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:59:21 PM EDT
[#22]
Man I would not want to be on a team with Jack. Red Shirt Syndrome every time. Might want to bring more than one dude with a pistol next time...
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:59:25 PM EDT
[#23]
Didn't they say the prez was alive?
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:59:28 PM EDT
[#24]
This is the best show on tv hands down!!!!
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:59:36 PM EDT
[#25]
Just when Jack thought his day couldn't get any worse ...

JETSU (Jack Eats This Shit Up)

The VP has that deer caught in the headlights look.
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 5:59:43 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
Didn't they say the prez was alive?



Yes, but badly hurt.
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:00:39 PM EDT
[#27]

I will blow your brains out all over the windshield.

FUGGING RIGHT!
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:01:32 PM EDT
[#28]
Jack must have the super long life cell phone battery.
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:01:40 PM EDT
[#29]
I missed most of this season, dammit!
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:01:43 PM EDT
[#30]
Did I just see Jack Bauer taser somebody? (in the teaser for next week's episode)
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:01:57 PM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:05:22 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Jack didn't kill enough moslem terrorist this episode.



[Michael Savage mode on]One can NEVER kill enough fucking Middle Eastern Muslims[Michael Savage Mode Off]
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:05:38 PM EDT
[#33]
So, the helicopter goes chasing after the other Jeep, yet apparently still loses it...

How TF do you lose a Jeep driving with its headlights on, out in the middle of the desert? Even if the bad guys turned off their headlights and used NVG, the IR heat signature from the Jeep's engine, warm bodies, etc. should still have made it a piece of cake.

I swear – Jack may be competent enough, but just about everyone else who works with him is a complete idiot...
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:07:08 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
So, the helicopter goes chasing after the other Jeep, yet apparently still loses it...

How TF do you lose a Jeep driving with its headlights on, out in the middle of the desert? Even if the bad guys turned off their headlights and used NVG, the IR heat signature from the Jeep's engine, warm bodies, etc. should still have made it a piece of cake.

I swear – Jack may be competent enough, but just about everyone else who works with him is a complete idiot...



Cept for that kinda ugly geek Chloe....


Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:11:18 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
Cept for that kinda ugly geek Chloe....



Hey, at least she lost the extra 40 lbs. she carried around last season.
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:12:05 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
I swear – Jack may be competent enough, but just about everyone else who works with him is a complete idiot...



I was irritated by the wench who told everyone "I want you all to rededicate yourselves (or somesuch typical managerial drivel) to getting this job done" This is the same mentality that leads to putting up all those idiotic motivational posters and invariably leads to the wholesale exodus of competent personnel and institutionalization of a CYA mediocracy, but I digress...

[disgusted]

She earned a Nielsen Donkey Punch from this viewer,
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:12:48 PM EDT
[#37]
If it weren't for Jack's cell phone service
this government, nay, this country would
no longer exist.
Think about it next time they want to plant a
repeater tower on that hilltop near you.
Cell phone service has proven it's worth and saved America again.
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:14:58 PM EDT
[#38]
I think we need to start a fund to buy jack a rifle
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:20:51 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
I think we need to start a fund to buy jack a rifle



ARFCOM commemorative?
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:21:03 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
I think we need to start a fund to buy jack a rifle



Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:26:10 PM EDT
[#41]
I say again- if I hear them say "I repeat" one more time, I'll shoot my TV Elvis Style.  Are they calling in Artie or what!?

TC
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:26:19 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
I think we need to start a fund to buy jack a rifle



Next season I'm bettin' 24 will be "firearm-free" as Jack moves to the "misunderstood terrorist-friendly" Taser as his weapon of choice.

Seriously, I'm bettin' we will see a proliferation of tiny-lightnin' bolts o' submission, as Hollyweird nudges TeeVee land ever closer to the precipice of politics proper. Why, I'll bet if the redo this episode ten years from now, the "football" will contain the codes for the US' mightiest weapon, the "Castle-Bravo 2 Ultra Taser", designed to bring even the unruliest nations to heel in a humanitarian manner.





Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:33:56 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I think we need to start a fund to buy jack a rifle



Next season I'm bettin' 24 will be "firearm-free" as Jack moves to the "misunderstood terrorist-friendly" Taser as his weapon of choice.

Seriously, I'm bettin' we will see a proliferation of tiny-lightnin' bolts o' submission, as Hollyweird nudges TeeVee land ever closer to the precipice of politics proper. Why, I'll bet if the redo this episode ten years from now, the "football" will contain the codes for the US' mightiest weapon, the "Castle-Bravo 2 Ultra Taser", designed to bring even the unruliest nations to heel in a humanitarian manner.








The football will be Nerf.
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:36:27 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
I think we need to start a fund to buy jack a rifle



No kidding, I don't know about you guys but if my backup is the CTU redshirt, I want an M4 with a 203 on it.


Camping in the desert with no knife? no gun? makes my skin crawl.


Why the hell is Mike, President Palmer's shifty assistant, back. WTF? he switched parties and ended up as the opposing parties VP Chief of Staff.


96Ag
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 6:50:16 PM EDT
[#45]
ok, you're going after the football in a chopper,  you're loading up from your office.

Hmmm take a rifle or nah, got my pistol, and c'mon, what could go wrong?

txl
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 7:05:39 PM EDT
[#46]
okay, I missed many episodes lately.  Watched tonite.

Forget Jack's rifle.  Why doesn't the helo have a door gunner?

Jack:  Football in the jeep!  Get them!
Chopper .... shines a spotlight at them.

Don't *hide* the football, burn the book, smash the controls.  Securing domestic nukes is of primary importance.

 I apparently missed the sub-plot involving baldie ordering the VP around.  Is he in on things?

 
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 7:13:05 PM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
A sharp rock, WTF!



This always happens on tv, campers & hikers never carry even so much as a knife when out in the middle of nowhere. I guess I'm wierd, I ALWAYS have a knife on me and never go into wilderness without a sidearm or a rifle.

For a fun twist, instead of crashing near a couple campers, AF1 could have crashed near Gunstock, I'd like to see the terrorists get it then.




Dude, that would be a KICK ASS plot twist.  Terrorists stroll into gunstock,  Jack Bauer, a Gunstock alumni calls up and gives the command to light them up.  Moments later the terrorists are a quivering lump of protein on the ground.
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 7:22:52 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I think we need to start a fund to buy jack a rifle



Next season I'm bettin' 24 will be "firearm-free" as Jack moves to the "misunderstood terrorist-friendly" Taser as his weapon of choice.

Seriously, I'm bettin' we will see a proliferation of tiny-lightnin' bolts o' submission, as Hollyweird nudges TeeVee land ever closer to the precipice of politics proper. Why, I'll bet if the redo this episode ten years from now, the "football" will contain the codes for the US' mightiest weapon, the "Castle-Bravo 2 Ultra Taser", designed to bring even the unruliest nations to heel in a humanitarian manner.








This is the last season...
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 7:41:12 PM EDT
[#49]
Christ almighty! you'd think Jack would have the sense to pack a freak'n subgun, and maybe 2 or 3 extra red-shirts with him.

You think maybe Nellis AFB would maybe scramble a few planes since they're, oh, RIGHT THERE!

lol
Link Posted: 4/11/2005 7:46:06 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:

                              This is the last season...

Blasphemy!!!  You should be banned from watching any future episodes for talk like this.


"That others might live."
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