Unless there's an exploding plane between you (at the water cooler) and your office.

the even more fucked scenario is if the rop thing works, then youll have ppl crowding the rope and fighting to get down it and yea..



 

I'm surprised that CTD hasn't done that

Again, not likely in most office scenarios. The plane took out entire floors, it did not surgically insert itself between the water cooler and your desk. if you survived the crash, you most likely could get to your desk, where presumably you kept it.





 

What happens if somebody tries to jump your parachute as you float/fall away?

Plenty of anger and bitterness here, brother.

 

Pretty difficult to say what I would do in that situation from my comfortable computer chair and the peace and quiet surrounding me at the moment.

If you're asking what happens if someone without a chute jumps on your canopy - yours collapses as they fall through.

If you're asking what happens if someone with an open chute is above you and lands on your canopy - they need to run the fuck off the side as theirs is collapsing, then you get to play the leapfrog game to the ground (which means one of you is fucked if you're between 2 buildings as there isn't room to get away from each other).

Watch the middle pair - they didn't leapfrog, they just tangled each other up until the bottom - then you can see one canopy re-open;