Quoted: Fookinese - Chinese Dialect, spoken by the current influx of Chinese "trouble" makers, always claim to not know any Engrish when dealing with us.
Japanese - So I can order Sushi without sounding like an ass
Bulgarian - Have you seen the Bulgarian chicks walking around NYC Lately?
Greek - See above. Exchange Bulgarian for Greek
French - so I can phuck with the French tourists that come here.
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+1 on the Bulgarian or Greek.
Bulgarian if only to understand the lyrics on my Bulgarian Women's Choir albums (& the theme music to Xena:Warrior Princess
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also:
Russian
Spanish--took a bit in HS, but not enuff to actually use nowadays. Probably the most useful in modern America.
Latin-would be great for cursing people out. Think Doc Holliday & Ringo in "Tombstone".
Punjabi or Hindi--there's this really cute Indian (Sikh) girl at work..............
Icelandic/old Norse would be interesting.
Klingon???
If I was going to learn a fictional language it would be Elvish...........