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Link Posted: 11/2/2004 10:53:50 AM EDT
[#1]
Latin
German
Spanish
Chinese
French *
* so I could go over there and personally tell them all what a bunch of fucktards they are
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 10:57:00 AM EDT
[#2]
Spanish
Japanese
Mandarin
Russian
Italian
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:00:48 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
French *

* so I could go over there and personally tell them all what a bunch of fucktards they are



Just tell them "Bais mon cu et va te faire foutre" …… (kiss my ass and go fuck yourself).

Andy
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 11:02:22 AM EDT
[#4]
1) Spanish
2) Mandarin Chinese
3) Russian
4) Arabic
5) German
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 12:13:45 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Fookinese - Chinese Dialect, spoken by the current influx of Chinese "trouble" makers, always claim to not know any Engrish when dealing with us.

Japanese - So I can order Sushi without sounding like an ass

Bulgarian - Have you seen the Bulgarian chicks walking around NYC Lately?

Greek - See above. Exchange Bulgarian for Greek

French - so I can phuck with the French tourists that come here.




+1 on the Bulgarian or Greek.  
Bulgarian if only to understand the lyrics on my Bulgarian Women's Choir albums (& the theme music to Xena:Warrior Princess )

also:
Russian

Spanish--took a bit in HS, but not enuff to actually use nowadays.  Probably the most useful in modern America.

Latin-would be great for cursing people out.  Think Doc Holliday & Ringo in "Tombstone".  

Punjabi or Hindi--there's this really cute Indian (Sikh) girl at work..............



Icelandic/old Norse would be interesting.
Klingon???    If I was going to learn a fictional language it would be Elvish...........
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 12:20:19 PM EDT
[#6]
Already speak English, Russian and Ukrainian (and a smattering of others), but I would like to also be fluent in:

Mandarin
Farsi
Arabic
Spanish
Hebrew


Link Posted: 11/2/2004 1:32:57 PM EDT
[#7]
Arabic, Japaneese, Chineese, Russian, and probably spanish.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 1:37:40 PM EDT
[#8]
5 languages I would LOVE to finally understand:
Happy Woman
Angry Woman
Sad Woman
Bored Woman
Just-Because Woman
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 1:40:13 PM EDT
[#9]
German, Spanish, Navajo, Japanese, and Arabic.

List in no particular order, and not set in stone.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 1:42:32 PM EDT
[#10]
I'd refresh my Arabic and Spanish (very rusty on both)

then I'd add-
Japanese
Chinese
it's a toss up between Russian or German for the last spot
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 1:45:56 PM EDT
[#11]
Italian, Japanese, Chinese (all dialects), Russian, German
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 1:50:45 PM EDT
[#12]
Hebrew
Russian
Arabic
Mandarin Chinese
Sign
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 1:52:09 PM EDT
[#13]
Spanish, Chinese, Farsai, Arabic, and Russian
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 1:55:55 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
5 languages I would LOVE to finally understand:
Happy Woman
Angry Woman
Sad Woman
Bored Woman
Just-Because Woman



You will need a new brain for that…
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 1:57:18 PM EDT
[#15]
Pekingese

Flatulence

Chimpansee

Womanese

Getonyernese
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