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Posted: 3/27/2009 7:29:33 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
Hitman of Corrupt Political entities...

Business should be looking up very shortly.

I've given the Dream Job a lot of thought over the past few years. I have it narrowed down to two possibilities.

Sponsored USPSA shooter

or

Professional Launderer of Hot Young Female Celebrity Undergarments. Lest you opine that this career choice may not be the most remunerative, I urge you to consider the potential income stream from farming out the sniffing rights to the highest bidder. In the light of a recent thread here on Arfcom, I believe I can reach my first million in less than three months.

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:29:46 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Astronaut

THIS

I was going to say POTUS, but someone beat me to it, and there can only be one, but there can always be more astronauts

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:32:22 AM EDT

[#3]

Driving either this....

or this.......

Hard to decide.

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:33:13 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Small business owner. Be your own boss.

A mundane as it might sound, I suspect that a dollar store might be a great business.

[Rodney Dangerfield] I tell ya, times are tough, They're so tough I went to the dollar store and saw people only browsing. [/Rodney Dangerfield]

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:33:15 AM EDT

[#5]

Float Plane Pilot/Professional Fishing Guide in AK

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:34:02 AM EDT

[#6]

doorkicker

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:37:57 AM EDT

[#7]

Official Panty Sniffer Of The Miss America Pageant.

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:38:03 AM EDT

[#8]

pro fisherman pornstar swat narc private security ie blackwater

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:39:12 AM EDT

[#9]

Intelligence analyst

Historian

Musician

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:43:52 AM EDT

[#10]

I want to be the guy that rubs the baby oil over the Playboy models.

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:45:42 AM EDT

[#11]

Detective.

I start my admissions tests and stuff for the police academy on April 6, so hopefully being a cop isn't too far away in my future.

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:46:29 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
doorkicker

You mean bullet-magnet?

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:47:43 AM EDT

[#13]

Me and a buddy of mine made a pact to move to the Bahamas and open a bar if we didn't get married by age 40. Now that I am married with children, I long for a few hundred acres for a subsistence farm and a small machine/fix-it shop.

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:49:19 AM EDT

[#14]

"North to Alaska ..."

I'd be a bush pilot, fishing guide, and chef ... all at the same time.

Fly folks out for fishing, help them catch fish, then cook said fish on the banks of the river.

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:52:18 AM EDT

[#15]

highly paid voice over actor to insert less vulgar words into movies for TV.

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:53:27 AM EDT

[#16]

I want to be a retired firefighter, house husband, culinary student, world traveler.

Give me 7 years.

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:56:46 AM EDT

[#17]

I would love to work as an actor. I mean they hollywood type.

Unfortunately there are a whole bunch of starving actors.

Meh.... I probably wouldn't get far anyways as I dont cater to liberal bullshit all that well.

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:57:31 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
highly paid voice over actor to insert less vulgar words into movies for TV.

"THANK me?! No, no! THANK YOU!!!!"

Posted: 3/27/2009 7:57:45 AM EDT

[#19]

Owner of a BBQ joint.

Posted: 3/27/2009 8:02:39 AM EDT

[#20]

Special Agent with the Bureau of Diplomatic Security Service.

Posted: 3/27/2009 8:14:22 AM EDT

[#21]

My ultimate goal is the US senate. So many of our problems could be so easily remedied if our "leaders" would just pull their heads out of their asses, and I feel it's my duty to try.

Posted: 3/27/2009 8:18:48 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
My ultimate goal is the US senate. So many of our problems could be so easily remedied if our "leaders" would just pull their heads out of their asses, and I feel it's my duty to try.

You just have to become a "community organizer" and get into your state legislature, while doing nothing. Then become super-popular after giving a keynote address. Then get into the Senate. You'll go far, young padawan.

(I kid, I kid)

Posted: 3/27/2009 8:22:08 AM EDT

[#23]

First choice - boob polisher.

Second choice - mountain man.

Posted: 3/27/2009 8:27:07 AM EDT

[#24]

Professional traveler, i.e. review hotels, restaurants, and locations.

Posted: 3/27/2009 8:27:16 AM EDT

[#25]

Most common on the "wish I'd done that" list is lawyer. It's a pretty good door opener for other things, too.

Posted: 3/27/2009 8:33:35 AM EDT

[#26]

If my health would have let me.

Army Special Forces for a few years and then work as a CIA Paramilitary Operations Officer.

Posted: 3/27/2009 8:39:51 AM EDT

[#27]

Forklift operator.

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:04:44 AM EDT

[#28]

Writing, about something like history or weapons. I'd love to have something where I could do most or all of my work at home.

I'd love to be a mechanical engineer, especially one who works with ordnance R&D. But I lack the mathematical aptitude.

If I had been medically qualified for military service, I would have been interested in just about any "combat arms" MOS.

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:28:40 AM EDT

[#29]

Professional guide for Himalayan mountain expeditions or professional musician.

Posted: 3/27/2009 9:33:29 AM EDT

[#30]

Jennifer Aniston G string. Sorry could not help myself

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:00:29 AM EDT

[#31]

I'm doing what I want to do. Life is too short to be in a job you don't like.

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:02:17 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
I'm doing what I want to do. Life is too short to be in a job you don't like.

Truth. Most of the people I know in real life have jobs that they don't like. They have them just to pay bills, or for the sake of having something to do. I think that's a pretty bad way to live. I'd rather have no job than a bad job.

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:03:09 AM EDT

[#33]

professional model airplane tester

fighter pilot

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:08:13 AM EDT

[#34]

I want to be a guide in the mountains for Elk and Deer. I would like my own outfitter service. That would be my dream.

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:09:52 AM EDT

[#35]

Civi job: Military hardware development/production company. Basically start a company that builds bitchin' products for the military.

Military job: Platoon leader in the 75th Ranger Regiment.

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:10:09 AM EDT

[#36]

Professional nature photographer. The kind that gets paid lots of money for it. There aren't that many...most make their money from organizing classes, tours, etc...

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:36:28 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm doing what I want to do. Life is too short to be in a job you don't like.

Truth. Most of the people I know in real life have jobs that they don't like. They have them just to pay bills, or for the sake of having something to do. I think that's a pretty bad way to live. I'd rather have no job than a bad job.

Why is that...I understand the economy is bad now, but when things are good, why stay in a job you hate. No one is holding a gun to your head.

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:41:26 AM EDT

[#38]

Director of cutting edge porn movies

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:45:20 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm doing what I want to do. Life is too short to be in a job you don't like.

Truth. Most of the people I know in real life have jobs that they don't like. They have them just to pay bills, or for the sake of having something to do. I think that's a pretty bad way to live. I'd rather have no job than a bad job.

Why is that...I understand the economy is bad now, but when things are good, why stay in a job you hate. No one is holding a gun to your head.

It might have to do with self-esteem/confidence problems. I suppose some people think they can't get a better job, so they stick with what they have because it's "safe". The same reason people stay in unhealthy relationships.

Posted: 3/27/2009 10:47:23 AM EDT

[#40]

Small arms designer.

I'm slowly trying to get my own thing going. I know 3D designed software (solidworks, autocad) pretty well.

Give me another 5 years and you guys will be bustin' a nut to give me $2000 for the latest UTex86 M6 rifle.

Posted: 3/27/2009 1:40:32 PM EDT

[#41]

Lord of War

Posted: 3/27/2009 1:44:49 PM EDT

[#42]

Envoy. I'd just sit around collecting retainers until someone, somewhere, decides the SHHTF and it's time to call for an "Envoy".

Session musician in Nashville would be cool.

Posted: 3/27/2009 1:51:54 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My ultimate goal is the US senate. So many of our problems could be so easily remedied if our "leaders" would just pull their heads out of their asses, and I feel it's my duty to try.

You just have to become a "community organizer" and get into your state legislature, while doing nothing. Then become super-popular after giving a keynote address. Then get into the Senate. You'll go far, young padawan.

(I kid, I kid)

But I can't pull the race card!

Posted: 3/27/2009 1:51:56 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
POTUS

Gee, you people are small-minded.

If you were President, you could probably get more done.

Like Ernest Borgnine said :"I'm not looking to set the world on fire, just keep my balls warm"

As President, I will make sure that everyone has warm balls...and easy accessibility to Title 2 funguns.

Posted: 3/27/2009 2:04:05 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Forklift operator.

BloatingFloater's first day on the job:

Posted: 3/27/2009 2:27:15 PM EDT

[#46]

I would like to do product testing for LaRue Tactical. Seems like a company that is going places, developing cool products, decent owner. Maybe I could even score a Christmas Dillo!

Posted: 3/27/2009 2:35:35 PM EDT

[#47]

I've always wanted to be a National Archives researcher .

To most it's a tedious and boring job ,but I'd love to do research into books that haven't been
opened in a century and do research for museums and the History Channel in the sections of
libraries that aren't open to the general public .

Posted: 3/27/2009 2:37:39 PM EDT

[#48]

Astronaut..........no other job would compare in my mind

Posted: 3/27/2009 2:38:08 PM EDT

[#49]

Pro Motocross/supercross racer.
Head of security of a south american drug dealer
rockstar
wine & food critic

ETA: My job ain't bad, and I wouldn't trade with the vast majority of folks out there

Posted: 3/27/2009 2:39:38 PM EDT

[#50]

Skipper of mega-yachts for the super rich.

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