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Link Posted: 10/29/2013 6:43:29 AM EDT
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By tonnage, number 1. By everything else, well, maybe we could take on Monaco.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 6:51:17 AM EDT
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I got out of the real Army because the SHARP bullshit meant I couldn't draw dicks on things anymore. Does the ARFCOM army allow this?
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Allow?
Half the arsenal and most the official insignia will bear phallic images. Psyops will rival the best porn shops.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 6:53:39 AM EDT
[#3]
S4 shop would be well outfitted but able bodied men...not so much
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 6:55:32 AM EDT
[#4]
hell I floated the Idea we take Cuba.  Excellent distance from the US, we could make it a freedom loving tourist destination of the world, we would have excellent weather, the best cigars, and hot fucking women.

People complained about boats....
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 6:57:04 AM EDT
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Just what I want to see: sweatpants tucked into jungle boots and camo bedsheets.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 6:57:40 AM EDT
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As long as the battle field was the approximate length of a typical basement
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And well stocked with Mt dew and doritos.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:01:11 AM EDT
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I'd just like to see the libertarians try to function as a military hint
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Good point. It would be like the disorganized Anarchist units in the Spanish Civil War.

Standardization of ammo and weapons? Forget it, AR's in everything from .22LR to .54 blackpowder.

Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:02:24 AM EDT
[#8]
I think the overall lack of hygiene alone would repel most adversaries.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:03:35 AM EDT
[#9]
"If ARFCOM was a standing army .........."

I can't stand very long - my legs get tired very quickly ............



Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:07:51 AM EDT
[#10]
Without powerpoint, PT belts, SHARP briefings, ass hole E-8/E-9 types running around to make sure we aren't wearing scarves/rolled up sleeves/unbloused trousers/etc., stupid blanket requirements to make sure we are rolling in top heavy 30 ton vehicles on unstable mountain roads, others in uniform waiting to throw us in jail if we don't strictly adhere to bullshit ROE/EOF standards like shooting at enemy that are within 600 meters of a habitation....  Arfcom could be considerably more effective.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:09:30 AM EDT
[#11]
87th
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:10:37 AM EDT
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With all the tier one weapons grade operators we have here, we would be the baddest Army in the free world, right up till we starved to death.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone claim to be a 76 series Mos. So no supplies, we won't last long as I'm able to consume anything left in the fridge overnight by myself,
something tells me the wife won't want to go on an extended campaign, and as a victem of first gen MREs I'm still tramuatized by anything packed in plastic bags.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:11:36 AM EDT
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87th Airborne!
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:12:59 AM EDT
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= to that of Somalia.

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Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:17:08 AM EDT
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It would suck ass to be shot and killed by that guy.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:17:09 AM EDT
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87th Airborne!
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87th Airborne!


87th Chairborne
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:19:52 AM EDT
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Wouldn't happen they would be too busy arguing if killing the enemy would be a violation of the bad guys individual liberty.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:22:51 AM EDT
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Without powerpoint, PT belts, SHARP briefings, ass hole E-8/E-9 types running around to make sure we aren't wearing scarves/rolled up sleeves/unbloused trousers/etc., stupid blanket requirements to make sure we are rolling in top heavy 30 ton vehicles on unstable mountain roads, others in uniform waiting to throw us in jail if we don't strictly adhere to bullshit ROE/EOF standards like shooting at enemy that are within 600 meters of a habitation....  Arfcom could be considerably more effective.
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Good point, no ROE's!
If you see it, you can shoot it. The friendly fire casualties would be horrendous. And that would just be arguing about if beans go in chili.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:26:19 AM EDT
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Does anyone else find it strange that arfcom is always the first to rip on itself?...as in we are all fat, immobile and incompetent with firearms. I get that it's tongue in cheek but really I would bet on your average arfcommer way over your AVERAGE LEO/.mil at least as far as ability with a firearm. I'd even go farther and say they have a much better grasp on small unit tactics. Just an observation from all of my real life dealings with active/reserve and LEO people I know.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:28:42 AM EDT
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Does anyone else find it strange that arfcom is always the first to rip on itself?...as in we are all fat, immobile and incompetent with firearms. I get that it's tongue in cheek but really I would bet on your average arfcommer way over your AVERAGE LEO/.mil at least as far as ability with a firearm. I'd even go farther and say they have a much better grasp on small unit tactics. Just an observation from all of my real life dealings with active/reserve and LEO people I know.
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sssssssshhhhhh



"Those" are the kind of people who are likely to be rounded up by the Gov't when the new dictator takes over
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:31:12 AM EDT
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The physically fit, trained individuals of the forum will be the fighters.

The unphysically fit will be tech support.

The dags will be ammo bearers and bomb sniffers.

The SO's will be cooks and gear repairers.

The children will train to be fighters.



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Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:33:03 AM EDT
[#22]
An ARFCOM army might could take over a closed quickie mart, and only if the cones are not deployed.

Anything else, not really. Actual armies have things like a CoC, training, and paychecks.  Take any of the 3 away and you have an unorganized mob, capable of nothing.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:36:06 AM EDT
[#23]
Would the Arfcom Material Command be able to supply the needed BeowulfX risers to this standing army?
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:37:03 AM EDT
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GOOD QUESTION!!
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:37:05 AM EDT
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The only way I'm going to battle with you fine folks,  is if RustedAce is in charge.

That dude would have even the heaviest of us whipped into shape in 87 days... We would be unstoppable
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:40:03 AM EDT
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This is partly what I was thinking. Between the old guys who would be great from an ensconced position, as long as their meds are correct and they don't have to see past 50 yrds and the fat ass no cardio mall ninjas, I would say a formidable force. Don't be butt hurt. If you fit the description, you know who you are. Let the 13'er remarks commence
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:56:26 AM EDT
[#27]
Wait, are we counting by membership numbers or raw tonnage of members?
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:59:28 AM EDT
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"Those" are the kind of people who are likely to be rounded up by the Gov't when the new dictator takes over
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Does anyone else find it strange that arfcom is always the first to rip on itself?...as in we are all fat, immobile and incompetent with firearms. I get that it's tongue in cheek but really I would bet on your average arfcommer way over your AVERAGE LEO/.mil at least as far as ability with a firearm. I'd even go farther and say they have a much better grasp on small unit tactics. Just an observation from all of my real life dealings with active/reserve and LEO people I know.

sssssssshhhhhh



"Those" are the kind of people who are likely to be rounded up by the Gov't when the new dictator takes over


Good opsec. Let the enemy underestimate you.
I think we would have a pretty elite core bunch with better training and equipment, but a bunch of cannon fodder too.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 8:06:48 AM EDT
[#29]
How many members do we actually have?
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 8:11:19 AM EDT
[#30]
Technically, the OP is a 13'er if you round up
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 8:17:05 AM EDT
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Technically, the OP is a 13'er if you round up
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From what I've seen a Dec. join date is an automatic 13er qualification.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 8:28:01 AM EDT
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I just ran the numbers. 87th in the world. Not bad!

I think the biggest thing we need to work on is max effective range... .300 black just don't reach that far.



Link Posted: 10/29/2013 8:28:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2013 8:34:21 AM EDT
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You all know we have at least half of all pmags ever produced and half the ammo as well...
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 8:36:41 AM EDT
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From what I've seen a Dec. join date is an automatic 13er qualification.
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From what I've seen a Dec. join date is an automatic 13er qualification.


Yes, Dec. 2012 is included in the '13ers because that's when Sandy Hook happened.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 8:37:52 AM EDT
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True, supply wouldn't be an issue. Some of us could even hand out extras to those who lost their rifles in a boating accident.

And unlike most armies, everyone would have a pistol...
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 8:43:15 AM EDT
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Will shotguns be issued? I hear shotguns are hated around here
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 9:16:02 AM EDT
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"If ARFCOM was a standing army .........."

I can't stand very long - my legs get tired very quickly ............

<a href="http://s277.photobucket.com/user/drfcolt/media/misc/obese_zps041a7271.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk64/drfcolt/misc/obese_zps041a7271.jpg</a>

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You bastard. I can't un-see that. Where's the eye bleach?
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 11:04:01 AM EDT
[#39]
I'll lead the segway calvary.
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