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Posted: 11/13/2011 5:42:50 PM EDT
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meh in other news zoe saldana is now single 
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Posted: 11/13/2011 6:05:14 PM EDT
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I was trying to post a fun topic. A couple posts bring to mind the words small minded, insecure and gameless. Maybe it's time for you to put down the PBR and sign off. If I ever dated a girl that was uncomfortable with me jokingly commenting about a hottie on tv it would be an instant sign to eject.
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Posted: 11/13/2011 7:25:51 PM EDT
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The dark hair, pink lipstick, pink dress, and ivory skin make me crazy. I've had a girl I dated years ago come to visit me a couple of times in the past month. It's a 6 hour drive she's made each way. Last visit i commented on the affect the actress had on my loins. This morning she texted me that she's hates the Tmobile girl. Don't care. I'd still do bad bad things if she knocked on my door looking for fun. That is all. Why the hell would you tell a girl this? He wants the girl to buy a pink dress |
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Posted: 11/13/2011 7:27:31 PM EDT
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I was trying to post a fun topic. A couple posts bring to mind the words small minded, insecure and gameless. Maybe it's time for you to put down the PBR and sign off. If I ever dated a girl that was uncomfortable with me jokingly commenting about a hottie on tv it would be an instant sign to eject. Hey!!!! I resemble that remark. 
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Posted: 11/13/2011 7:33:38 PM EDT
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LMAO, just showed my girl this thread. She thinks the OP is just as full of shit as I do. No self-respecting woman would respond positively to that. There's an unspoken assumption here that may be unfounded... |
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Posted: 12/4/2011 12:44:16 PM EDT
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Update: she bought the dress and lipstick. The long black wig might still be a surprise. She is coming next Sunday and we will be cutting down a Christmas tree together. I will post pics to slap the doubters.
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Posted: 12/4/2011 12:48:42 PM EDT
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Quoted: Well I dont.  can you try any harder to get attention? *yes I am aware of the irony of quoting his post |
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Posted: 12/4/2011 12:50:05 PM EDT
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The lack of pics in this thread is nauseating.
Nope, ain't gonna oblige either. 
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Posted: 12/4/2011 1:13:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hello...Quoted: Well I dont. can you try any harder to get attention? *yes I am aware of the irony of quoting his post I simply felt the OP was inappropriate and responded as such.  I see the thread was bumped.  I would say lock it down but I want to see where this goes with the pics...
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Posted: 12/4/2011 1:24:40 PM EDT
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12 hour drive times? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Lisa_M._Nowak.jpg/220px-Lisa_M._Nowak.jpg Don't forget to wear a diaper! 
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Posted: 12/13/2011 3:14:42 PM EDT
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Update
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Posted: 12/13/2011 3:16:55 PM EDT
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OP, I'd do naughty things to your G/F.
She is very good looking.
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Posted: 12/13/2011 3:21:17 PM EDT
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OP, I'd do naughty things to your G/F. She is very good looking. Thank you! She is sweeter than she looks too. I've never dated a kinder or more caring girl. |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 3:22:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: Well, I would consider your G/F a HELLUVA lot better looking than said T Mobile girl.Quoted: OP, I'd do naughty things to your G/F. She is very good looking. Thank you! She is sweeter than she looks too. I've never dated a kinder or more caring girl. ROCK ON MAN!!!!!!
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Posted: 12/13/2011 3:25:11 PM EDT
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Sweet. Nice stems.
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Posted: 12/13/2011 3:25:16 PM EDT
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Well I dont. Of course not. She lacks a penis. |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 3:27:12 PM EDT
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Win. Not all women are as emotionally impaired as arf would have youbelieve
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Posted: 12/13/2011 3:30:28 PM EDT
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She has low self esteem.
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Posted: 12/13/2011 3:35:12 PM EDT
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OP dear god if you are not climbing that tree and shakign every cocout loose you are a better man than I, she lloks like a shorter version of my wife and if she ever came home looking like that she would be fucked until seh was pregnant for a third time
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Posted: 12/13/2011 3:37:27 PM EDT
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your friend sure is cute
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:02:54 PM EDT
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Win. Not all women are as emotionally impaired as arf would have youbelieve Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Agreed. She's also 5'9 so those heels put her around 6'. So hot. |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:04:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: I think she was in Shindler's List too. She really got into character... Zing! |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:11:10 PM EDT
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Pretty girl..Debbil Eyes.... Don't fo
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:11:53 PM EDT
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OP dear god if you are not climbing that tree and shakign every cocout loose you are a better man than I, she lloks like a shorter version of my wife and if she ever came home looking like that she would be fucked until seh was pregnant for a third time She might need a donut for the drive home. |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:20:28 PM EDT
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A 2' group is horrible at 100 yards.
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:30:02 PM EDT
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Tmobile chick walks like her elbows are taped together behind her back. fuckin creeps me out, man.
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:30:42 PM EDT
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Good for you OP!
My wife told be that she purposely doesn't wear anything I like so that I don't get worked up. |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:37:02 PM EDT
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Good for you OP!
My wife told be that she purposely doesn't wear anything I like so that I don't get worked up.  I'd have to cut off her shopping budget if I we're you.
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:38:49 PM EDT
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OP.....WTF is wrong with you?
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:40:12 PM EDT
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OP, does she have an older sister that hot?
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:44:22 PM EDT
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OP.....WTF is wrong with you? ? um nothing. Well I lost my guns in a boating accident yesterday if that counts. Don't try to do it in a canoe with your guns on board. Just sayin. |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:46:26 PM EDT
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 Good for you OP!
You should tell her you like cheerleaders next.
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:47:34 PM EDT
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Good for you OP!
You should tell her you like cheerleaders next. That, and she's already down for the Japanese schoolgirl look. |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:47:57 PM EDT
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The dark hair, pink lipstick, pink dress, and ivory skin make me crazy. I've had a girl I dated years ago come to visit me a couple of times in the past month. It's a 6 hour drive she's made each way. Last visit i commented on the affect the actress had on my loins. This morning she texted me that she's hates the Tmobile girl. Don't care. I'd still do bad bad things if she knocked on my door looking for fun. That is all. Why the hell would you tell a girl this? I told my girl that, and she just said that I'd have to share.... |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:50:44 PM EDT
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Good for you OP!
You should tell her you like cheerleaders next. That, and she's already down for the Japanese schoolgirl look. Hell yes, congrats. 
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:52:16 PM EDT
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Pics + Post = Full of Win!!!!
OP rules. |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:54:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: She has low self esteem. In the shower I softly whispered to her, "I'm pissing on you..." She bent slightly at the waist and pressed her ass into me as she breathlessly sighed "Piss on me Daddy...piss on me..." |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:54:10 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'd suck the yolk out of her ovaries |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:54:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'd suck the yolk out of her ovaries |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:56:39 PM EDT
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She has low self esteem. In the shower I softly whispered to her, "I'm pissing on you..." She bent slightly at the waist and pressed her ass into me as she breathlessly sighed "Piss on me Daddy...piss on me..." Tears flowing down my cheeks. So fookin funny. |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 4:59:47 PM EDT
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LOVE the dress!
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Posted: 12/13/2011 5:24:37 PM EDT
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Tmobile chick walks like her elbows are taped together behind her back. fuckin creeps me out, man. Those are actually subliminal messages that the advertisers put out there...just for me...to tell me that she wants to go for a ride in my windowless "CandyVan". Bound securely,...of course. |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 5:48:25 PM EDT
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Candyvan hehe
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Posted: 12/13/2011 5:51:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: The dark hair, pink lipstick, pink dress, and ivory skin make me crazy. I've had a girl I dated years ago come to visit me a couple of times in the past month. It's a 6 hour drive she's made each way. Last visit I commented on the affect the actress had on my loins. This morning she texted me that she's hates the Tmobile girl. Don't care. I'd still do bad bad things if she knocked on my door looking for fun. That is all. Update... She got worked up over how hot the little pink dress was to me and decided on this visit to buy one and some matching lipstick. http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr98/mattdadi/xxxmas4.jpg http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr98/mattdadi/xxxmas6.jpg We went to the range yesterday for a couple of hours. After a little coaching she shot a 2" group with surplus ammo using my .308 AR at 100 yards.... right before it fell out of the boat. I was very impressed, as she hadn't touched a gun since her teens, when her parents took her camping/shooting. http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr98/mattdadi/ar10xmas.jpg I actually think your girl is more attractive than the tmobile girl you should consider yourself lucky |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 5:56:09 PM EDT
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Let this little anecdote be a lesson to everybody:
If you don't ask, the answer's always no. So... You might as well ask!
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Posted: 12/13/2011 5:59:00 PM EDT
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Chick from the Windows Phone is 10x hotter.
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Posted: 12/13/2011 6:00:23 PM EDT
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Being open and honest with the ladies is a super pro tip I'm sharing with you all. It made her crazy jelous. She told me she was getting that color of lipstick and maybe a long dark wig. I wouldn't be surprised if she appeared in total character wearing the pink dress and all. You guys have tol earn how to steer the ladies into wanting to please you without pissing them off. It takes a very steady hand. Yeah sure.. Dude, she's gone Negative ghostrider. She's already scheduled her next visit. I'm in Kansas for the time being helping my family, as my father is currently going through chemo. I still own a house in Denver that a friend is renting from me. I won't be here forever. Ideally I'll be able to live in both places and split my time between the two. 50-50 chance she will have roofies, a strap-on, and a digital camera to post pictures. 
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Posted: 12/13/2011 6:03:04 PM EDT
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Quoted: roofies, a strap-on, and a digital camera TAG |
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Posted: 12/13/2011 6:03:29 PM EDT
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That is one weak ass christmas tree, what do you have like 8 ornaments on there???
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Posted: 12/13/2011 6:05:51 PM EDT
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Being open and honest with the ladies is a super pro tip I'm sharing with you all. It made her crazy jelous. She told me she was getting that color of lipstick and maybe a long dark wig. I wouldn't be surprised if she appeared in total character wearing the pink dress and all. You guys have tol earn how to steer the ladies into wanting to please you without pissing them off. It takes a very steady hand. Yeah sure.. Dude, she's gone Negative ghostrider. She's already scheduled her next visit. I'm in Kansas for the time being helping my family, as my father is currently going through chemo. I still own a house in Denver that a friend is renting from me. I won't be here forever. Ideally I'll be able to live in both places and split my time between the two. 50-50 chance she will have roofies, a strap-on, and a digital camera to post pictures. Sorry you weren't invited to be our gimp. Maybe next outfit. |
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