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Link Posted: 5/11/2004 4:10:40 PM EDT
[#1]
that right there is some really good sheit!
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 4:17:43 PM EDT
[#2]
That has to be the funniest post I've read all year..somone archive this one. LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 4:19:19 PM EDT
[#3]
We use to drink it straight in Japan, stuff is pretty good, if your not a drinker itll knock ya on your ass for sure.
Link Posted: 5/11/2004 4:19:33 PM EDT
[#4]

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A good friend of mine drank nine shots of that shit a few years back in Hiroshima, Japan.

All he can remember is slapping the shit out of a couple of Nip bar maids, said they kept whispering crazy shit about sex with iguanas in his ear.  Pretty soon he's running down the street being chased by a couple of circus clowns yelling some nonsensical bullshit about being the JPs.  He had to dive into a binjou ditch and try to swim to freedom.

Next day he woke up naked in a strange house, covered in blood (not his own) and curled up with a bloody axe.  The sheets, the axe and himself were all covered with blood, bits of bone, broken teeth and loose human hairs.

He had to steal clothes off a clothes line and walk barefoot back to base, about 40 klicks.

He says he'd never do it again, on account of he lost a good dive watch somewhere that night.



THIS ONE!!!! OMG...I am in tears at the mental picture!!!
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