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Posted: 5/2/2015 10:14:35 AM EDT

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"So, we need to start arresting all of these guys with outstanding warrants. But it's going to be a hassle to round them all up."

"Yeah... wait,wait... I just had a great idea. We'll invite them all to a barbecue..."

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It's been done in many variations.

OP?

Posted: 5/2/2015 10:16:51 AM EDT

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Bring a salad. No one ever brings a salad.

Posted: 5/2/2015 10:16:54 AM EDT

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Anyways, keep the ideas coming. It's bed time and I want to wake up early enough to whip something up before I roll over there.

Posted: 5/2/2015 10:21:19 AM EDT

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If they need some leads to some shitbags, I could keep them all busy for a week.

I'm sure the host has ran my name through the system by now. (Now that he knows my correct name

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I hope he gets a few giggles when he fires up his computer in the morning.

Posted: 5/2/2015 10:25:33 AM EDT

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In before the brutality.

Posted: 5/2/2015 11:49:01 AM EDT

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don't forget dressing

Posted: 5/2/2015 12:03:10 PM EDT

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Somebody's gotta toss it right?

Posted: 5/2/2015 12:32:19 PM EDT

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Those are pretty damn good...

Salty sweet doughy...

Numerous times I have added strips of bacon to my maple bar...

Posted: 5/2/2015 12:33:53 PM EDT

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I like to make macaroni and cheese, with some bacon and jalapenos thrown in, when I barbecue (assuming we are talking about actual barbecued food, and not just some light grilling).

Posted: 5/2/2015 12:38:21 PM EDT

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My main staple side dish during low carb diet:

1pkg bacon cut up
1 onion diced
4-6 cups frozen Costco green beans

Brown the bacon in an electric skillet
while you put the beans on to boil.

When the bacon is mostly done,
remove it and dump the onions in the skillet
with half the bacon fat, drain the other half.

When the onions are almost done, drain the beans,
add to the skillet and dump the bacon back in.

Stir, salt and pepper to taste.

Posted: 5/2/2015 12:57:07 PM EDT

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What ever you bring make sure to arrange/color it so it looks like a rainbow flag.

Posted: 5/2/2015 12:59:17 PM EDT

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Beer or other booze

Posted: 5/2/2015 1:03:28 PM EDT

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Does that mean your going to miss the Marijuana march downtown at pioneer square this afternoon?

Posted: 5/2/2015 1:06:13 PM EDT

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Firecrackers.

Posted: 5/2/2015 1:09:25 PM EDT

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A dash cam.

Posted: 5/2/2015 1:13:30 PM EDT

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Three Internet points for that one.

Posted: 5/2/2015 1:18:00 PM EDT

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Make potato or macaroni salad. Just about everyone likes it and it's fairly simple to make.

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This.

EAT - and a case of shitty beer

Posted: 5/2/2015 1:28:40 PM EDT

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Level 5 body armor just to be safe.

Posted: 5/2/2015 1:29:56 PM EDT

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Hanging out with cops is moving you 'up in the world?'

Posted: 5/2/2015 1:32:51 PM EDT

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Banana pudding is good for bqq.

Recipe

Posted: 5/2/2015 1:36:27 PM EDT

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GD is slacking. The correct answer is pimento cheese and Atomic Buffalo Turds

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Winner!

Posted: 5/2/2015 1:42:38 PM EDT

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This, and be sure to lecture them about gay shit. Cops like that.

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Posted: 5/2/2015 2:52:28 PM EDT

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Watched the same thing happen only it wasn't just one cop. A group of 4 were sitting at the glass kitchen table bullshitting at a buddy's New Year’s Eve get together.

This guy walks up to the table and asks if he can use a spot on the table for a minute. Uhmmmm sure.

He proceeds to pop open his little stash, put a rock on the table and start to crush it. The cops look at each other like WTF and smile. The guy is really into it, intently crushing it up and starting to lay out his lines.

The cop closest to him "accidentally" spills his drink unfortunately splashing onto the stash.

The guy looks up with the "Your going to die" look only to see 4 badges looking back at him.

The "Your going to die" look was quickly replaced with "I am so fucked" look.

Yeah, his New Year didn't start out so well.

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Just don't bring cocaine and ask "Anybody want to do a little blow?" like this dumbass did once at a party attended by an off-duty cop who was a relative of the host. We're sitting on the patio, drinking some beers, and the guy just tosses a baggie on the table full of pretty much complete strangers, like he was king shit.

He ended up in cuffs, and the cop apologized for having to do it, but what was he supposed to do?

Watched the same thing happen only it wasn't just one cop. A group of 4 were sitting at the glass kitchen table bullshitting at a buddy's New Year’s Eve get together.

This guy walks up to the table and asks if he can use a spot on the table for a minute. Uhmmmm sure.

He proceeds to pop open his little stash, put a rock on the table and start to crush it. The cops look at each other like WTF and smile. The guy is really into it, intently crushing it up and starting to lay out his lines.

The cop closest to him "accidentally" spills his drink unfortunately splashing onto the stash.

The guy looks up with the "Your going to die" look only to see 4 badges looking back at him.

The "Your going to die" look was quickly replaced with "I am so fucked" look.

Yeah, his New Year didn't start out so well.

Sounds like the cop who spilled the drink did him a big favor.

Posted: 5/2/2015 2:58:10 PM EDT

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Donuts! Feed the hogs!

I keeed. Bring something like fry-joes (frijoes, baked)

Posted: 5/2/2015 3:41:55 PM EDT

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This, and be sure to lecture them about gay shit. Cops like that.

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What ever you bring make sure to arrange/color it so it looks like a rainbow flag.

This, and be sure to lecture them about gay shit. Cops like that.

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Be like OP went to a real life forum.

Posted: 5/2/2015 3:47:24 PM EDT

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Bring them some slop!

Posted: 5/2/2015 4:11:55 PM EDT

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I went to a party last night with an hour notice. I made 2 boxes of Zatarain's red beans and rice, added some hot sauce and put it in a fancy bowl. It was a hit. Usually I make Alton Brown's mac and cheese with extra milk and cheese cause I like it creamy.

Posted: 5/2/2015 7:18:06 PM EDT

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Does that mean your going to miss the Marijuana march downtown at pioneer square this afternoon?

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Does that mean your going to miss the Marijuana march downtown at pioneer square this afternoon?

I wouldn't say I'm missing it. I voted for it during the last election cycle, I don't need to show up with a bunch of stoners downtown too. It's not my dimebag!

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Hanging out with cops is moving you 'up in the world?'

GD thinks I'm a bit special for the other friends that I associate with.

Posted: 5/2/2015 7:28:39 PM EDT

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Fuck the side dish.

What's your BBQ side arm?

Posted: 5/2/2015 7:30:42 PM EDT

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Bastard.

I was going to suggest showing up with a piglet on a stick.....

Bacon wrapped pork loin?

Posted: 5/2/2015 7:45:09 PM EDT

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Oregon? Take some pot brownies.

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Posted: 5/2/2015 7:45:55 PM EDT

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Pigs in a blanket?
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Dammit

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Eta. Modly bailed.

Posted: 5/2/2015 7:48:18 PM EDT

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Eta. Modly bailed.

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Pigs in a blanket?
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Dammit

Eta. Modly bailed.

Yup, I bailed out. My cold went full blown nasty cough today.

Posted: 5/2/2015 7:54:54 PM EDT

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Yup, I bailed out. My cold went full blown nasty cough today.

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Dammit

Eta. Modly bailed.

Yup, I bailed out. My cold went full blown nasty cough today.

.gov pays me for sick days.

Posted: 5/2/2015 7:59:49 PM EDT

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To bad you bailed.... They brought this plate.

Just for you

Posted: 5/2/2015 8:25:08 PM EDT

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To bad you bailed.... They brought this plate.

Just for you

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Joke would be on them. I'm lactose intolerant, so I would have avoided that plate already.

Posted: 5/2/2015 8:33:13 PM EDT

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OP makes a thread about a party, then pussies out on the party he started the thread about. Gay.

Posted: 5/2/2015 8:42:40 PM EDT

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They'll break your back right?

Posted: 5/2/2015 8:43:09 PM EDT

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I think you will be a little supprised how many of them get pretty shitfaced and then drive home.

Posted: 5/3/2015 12:25:12 AM EDT

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I know.

I didn't want to get anybody sick. That would have been a party foul.

Posted: 5/3/2015 12:27:14 AM EDT

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Just don't bring your dog.

Posted: 5/3/2015 12:31:45 AM EDT

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Could this be one of those active warrant scams?

Damn I type slow.

Posted: 5/3/2015 3:55:43 AM EDT

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Jokes on you. We had two Mals and a GSD.

Posted: 5/3/2015 4:11:52 AM EDT

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Hanging out with cops is moving you 'up in the world?'

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Yeah, no shit. I don't even hang with other cops.

Posted: 5/3/2015 4:14:50 AM EDT

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Well if you show up and you are the first one there to the BBQ, you'll know youve been had. Bring a box of crispy creme, and we will wait to book you after we eat them.