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Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:03:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:06:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PsyWarrior:
The only problem I can see with this is the fact of the front sight.  Not only the serrations, but the sight itself would cause lacerations to the inside and that would most definitely not be pleasureable.  If not for that, I could believe it.



Actually, I have it on good authority that someone used a 1911 with a round low profile front sight. I'm not going into details but the firing pin, spring and retaining plate were removed for safety.

No damage was done and a good time was had by all. The pistol required a very thorough cleaning afterwards.

No pictures but she was a cute redhead and looked a lot like Gillian Anderson from X-Files. Lots of fantasies got realized during that time frame. I sure do miss her. And yes, she loved shooting and could handle a Benelli M1S90, CAR15, 1911 and the USP45 very well.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:14:33 PM EDT
I wouldn't lend my firearms to anyone.

GL
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:14:49 PM EDT
I'm going to hell just for reading this thread.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:16:20 PM EDT
So wrong on so many levels!
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 8:16:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rtech:
. . . and could handle a Benelli M1S90, CAR15, 1911 and the USP45 very well.



All at once?
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 9:08:09 PM EDT
That sick, dangerous , repulsive, lude and just plain vile....
So why am I finding myself strangely aroused
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 11:24:02 PM EDT
I went to band camp for 4 years and reading something like this makes me happy that the farthest I got was.....


Why would I tell you people this? What a damn breakin for your .44! Did she lube it after each reload?
Link Posted: 10/7/2005 12:46:23 PM EDT
Uuuhhhh... wow.



I bet any infantry D Co. guys on this board are intrigued.
Link Posted: 10/7/2005 12:53:14 PM EDT
Dude, it was in her ass.
Link Posted: 10/7/2005 12:58:48 PM EDT
WOW REALLY SUPRIZED ITS STILL ONLY A 3 PAGE THREAD...


GIVE US PICS?
Link Posted: 10/7/2005 1:04:39 PM EDT
but funny.
Link Posted: 10/7/2005 1:06:04 PM EDT
well alrighty then.
Link Posted: 10/7/2005 1:26:15 PM EDT
My ex rode the 5 speed stickshift while I was driving in my 1980 Datsun 210!
Link Posted: 10/7/2005 1:46:26 PM EDT
Or you could tell her you whacked off on the gun before giving it to her so your sperm are inside her.

(I know, they are dead sperm.)
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 12:31:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SS109:
Or you could tell her you whacked off on the gun before giving it to her so your sperm are inside her.

(I know, they are dead sperm.)



That is actually MORe disgusting than what she allegedly did. god damn dude
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 12:34:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/8/2005 12:43:34 AM EDT by m-dc]
Make sure to check for bore obstructions.
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 12:44:30 AM EDT
This is my rifle
This is my gun
This one's for...





oh, wait.
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 4:00:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KlubMarcus:
So wrong on so many levels!



+1
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 4:16:21 AM EDT
Does she have a sister?
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 6:45:18 AM EDT
BULLSHIT

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.


I heard 10,000 stories like this one in my life.  All bullshit.

Link Posted: 10/8/2005 6:51:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ZW17:
hummmm  


Lots of detail though



I donno, women are alot freakier than they will EVER admit
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 6:58:34 AM EDT
!?!?!?

Woah!!
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 6:59:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By red65:
BULLSHIT

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.


I heard 10,000 stories like this one in my life.  All bullshit.




You haven't seen much porn on the internet have you?
I have known girls who have done it.
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 7:05:01 AM EDT
Strange female.
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 7:19:09 AM EDT
umm. why not fuck her yourself? instead of giving her the revolver you should have given her you
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 7:38:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sharky30:
umm. why not fuck her yourself? instead of giving her the revolver you should have given her you



Exactly!!

The story is bullshit.  The question is why did he write it and why did he post it?

The smirking, boasting tone of the story is the giveaway.

Link Posted: 10/8/2005 7:45:09 AM EDT
I won't link the article because the page might be against the coc, but this is interesting:

Never Blow a Loaded Gun
» From the Miscellaneous Department

“A St. Louis County Police officer says he and his girlfriend, another officer, were using a gun as a sex prop when she was shot in the face… Zeigler at first said officer Patty March shot herself in his car, but after 14 hours of police questioning, Zeigler changed his story. Zeigler confessed that he had been using the gun as a sex prop, and it discharged accidentally. Zeigler says the two had been drinking heavily, and testimony in a hearing Friday indicated March had a blood alcohol level of .349. The legal driving limit is .08.” — KSDK TV (US)
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 7:46:42 AM EDT
Ruger makes a Blackhawk with a 10 1/2" barrel.
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 7:56:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 2A373:
Ruger makes a Blackhawk with a 10 1/2" barrel.



I had one of those! Nobody ever masturbated with it though....
Link Posted: 10/8/2005 11:20:47 AM EDT
There's a video on Consumption Junction of a chick having a 1911 or similar gun inserted by someone else.

It's a Japanese video, so it's probably Airsoft.
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