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Link Posted: 12/5/2007 2:35:10 AM EDT
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Two words: Bubonic Plague


I have gone through a gallon of hand sanitizer in the past 24 hours.

I don't want this thing. My kids do.

I blame Disney.


Two more.

Hanta Virus
www.cdc.gov/ncidod/diseases/hanta/hps/noframes/FAQ.htm


Ok, I totally started hyperventalating, then realized this was an article about field mice. We don't have them here.

This is a stray white pet store mouse.

I still washed my hands after reading thst though.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 2:53:19 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/5/2007 2:57:23 AM EDT
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Edit: ferrets are illegal in Kommiefornia, aren't they?


Illegal to buy her, but not to HAVE, if that makes sense. ?



Immaculate conception.

Jesus weasels


Maryland has the same rule for 20 round magazines

ps_Lord knows what diseases that mouse might have. Course if she's pregnant you're in for some real fun.


Wanna be my "Christmas exchange" buddy???
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 2:59:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/5/2007 3:02:54 AM EDT
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Wanna be my "Christmas exchange" buddy???


No, but I'll fed ex you a ferret if you want.

Why don't you get a cat or something?


Hey, penguin boy we covered this already...her kid's allergic to it.



(Just giving ya shit)

ETA: Jeez, morning shifters.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 3:04:53 AM EDT
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Wanna be my "Christmas exchange" buddy???


No, but I'll fed ex you a ferret if you want.

Why don't you get a cat or something?


Easy trade!

IM me your info.

I'll even include the "Hilton"
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 3:12:46 AM EDT
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Could be worse, your kids could have found this one
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 3:13:16 AM EDT
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I have two pet rats.

I like them.

-shrug-
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 3:18:24 AM EDT
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I have two pet rats.

I like them.

-shrug-


Do they want a little friend?

Shipping, and the Hilton included,
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 3:20:21 AM EDT
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How long do these things live??



One week after you buy the Hilton if I remember correctly.


Our new dog was the same way:
Adoption fee from the Humane Society = $120.
Large dog house = $100.
New LazyBoy recliner = $450.
Large crate = $100.
Large bag of Royal Canin food = $30.
Leather leash and collar = $40.
First week total for "free" dog = $840.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 3:21:50 AM EDT
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I see that the East Coast is waking up.

Link Posted: 12/5/2007 3:23:50 AM EDT
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Could be worse, your kids could have found this one



If they can train it to say "uh-huh" and "oh really" and "no way" at the appropriate times I'm buying one. I'll stick it on my part of the couch when my wife starts talking so I can go watch tv in the other room Win for science!
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 3:27:58 AM EDT
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I see that the East Coast is waking up.



Bedtime for me then.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 3:29:44 AM EDT
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I see that the East Coast is waking up.



*scratches*

*farts*

*gets tea*
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 3:47:05 AM EDT
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I'd get 7 more & superglue some antlers to their head and tie a toy santa claus sleigh to them. Then I'd have them make shuttle runs to the kitchen and back with beer in the back of the sleigh. No freeloaders in my house, you stay you pay (or work)!


btw, I predict 60 pages before 8am.



Ho-leeeeeeee shit, I almost pissed my pants reading this!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 3:52:52 AM EDT
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Two words: Bubonic Plague


One word:
CAT
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 3:54:39 AM EDT
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You should hire a hitman to take it out. With that, you can't technically be blamed for its demise and the rodent is out of your life until they find another one.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 4:02:28 AM EDT
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Mice stink too...

You could always mix a little poison with its food.  "Aww..  it must have been sick."
Or, just let it escape and help it find the neighbor's cat.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 4:03:00 AM EDT
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Next time get a cage for the kids.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 6:20:02 AM EDT
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Next time get a cage for the kids.


Now that's comedy.

Dawn...as much as I love my kids...there's no way in HELL I'd allow a rodent in my house.
Nope...neva happen. Not even a hamster.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 6:37:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/5/2007 7:41:43 AM EDT
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You need weasels, or the mustulae family of mammals.

Rodents are scum.

Edit: ferrets are illegal in Kommiefornia, aren't they?


I love ferrets, but their odor is too strong and they aren't reliably litter box trained.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 8:08:19 AM EDT
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Oh noes!  Teh PLAGUE!!!!

Sheesh, let the kids keep it.  It's not like they brought home an alligator or something.  I never realized so many people were so afraid of mice.
Link Posted: 12/5/2007 9:32:41 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/5/2007 2:33:29 PM EDT
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I've never had a mouse...but what do you feed it?

Could you mix some mouse poison in with it's real food?


I wish.

I feed it top of the line rodent food, from Petco. With all of the vitamins and minerals that a rodent needs. <sigh>

I can't kill the sucker, I NEED to find it a better home.


Sounds like time for a trip to Disneyland to release the mouse where he belongs, back home, at Disneyland. Call it his pilgrimage.
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