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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:35:49 AM EDT
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Pics of her or it didn't happen.
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:36:14 AM EDT
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Wtf is this shit
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:36:27 AM EDT
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I'd like to understand the thought process when it hit you, "Hey, I should post this in General Discussion on AR15.com!!!". Actually, no. No, I wouldn't. I went "You know... I'd totally laugh if it happened to somebody else.". 
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:36:42 AM EDT
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And so continues the hilarity that was 2013. Really? Posting this on GD is just asking to be made famous.
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:36:45 AM EDT
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Thanks for keeping us in the loop. And......? And? 
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:36:56 AM EDT
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You know that thing where you have a sickness with no symptoms? Then you find out you have it, and you feel like you're experiencing every single symptom but it's in your head? It's like the reverse WebMD thing. Yeah. It's happening now. I feel like pissing burns. Even though it totally doesn't. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You had drippy dick and didn't notice? I CALL BS! BULL-SHIT. You know that thing where you have a sickness with no symptoms? Then you find out you have it, and you feel like you're experiencing every single symptom but it's in your head? It's like the reverse WebMD thing. Yeah. It's happening now. I feel like pissing burns. Even though it totally doesn't. You know all that green shit coming out of your not a pee hole? Crackly stuff in your drawers? Yea, go Navy. |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:37:04 AM EDT
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The best friend is on birth control. Didn't think of it as an issue. Doctor tells me that you can get chlamydia from blowjobs, or any swap of bodily fluids. (I wore a condom with her friend every time.) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Condoms.....how do they work? The best friend is on birth control. Didn't think of it as an issue. Doctor tells me that you can get chlamydia from blowjobs, or any swap of bodily fluids. (I wore a condom with her friend every time.) Then your F-buddy probably gave you the clap, so don't feel guilty. She's probably been screwing a number of guys ..... maybe you're lucky that's all you caught 
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:37:45 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:37:47 AM EDT
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Almost there... They think you are GuyInFL, who was banned, but since your state says California, they are assuming you re-upped under a new name. He had threads like this all the time. So WERE you GuyInFL? |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:37:47 AM EDT
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To me this falls into the stupid games/prizes category. NSA sexual partners are never truly NSA. Unprotected sex with a bff/fwb's acquaintance just seems like asking for sick dick, drama, HIV, crazy, etc.....
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:38:46 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And......? And? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Thanks for keeping us in the loop. And......? And? |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:39:30 AM EDT
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They think you are GuyInFL, who was banned, but since your state says California, they are assuming you re-upped under a new name. He had threads like this all the time. So WERE you GuyInFL? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Almost there... They think you are GuyInFL, who was banned, but since your state says California, they are assuming you re-upped under a new name. He had threads like this all the time. So WERE you GuyInFL? Nope. Any way I can prove that without posting pics in the forum? (I'll message a mod or something.) |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:39:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Then your F-buddy probably gave you the clap, so don't feel guilty. She's probably been screwing a number of guys ..... maybe you're lucky that's all you caught Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Condoms.....how do they work? The best friend is on birth control. Didn't think of it as an issue. Doctor tells me that you can get chlamydia from blowjobs, or any swap of bodily fluids. (I wore a condom with her friend every time.) Then your F-buddy probably gave you the clap, so don't feel guilty. She's probably been screwing a number of guys ..... maybe you're lucky that's all you caught |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:40:08 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:40:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:41:01 AM EDT
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Then your F-buddy probably gave you the clap, so don't feel guilty. She's probably been screwing a number of guys ..... maybe you're lucky that's all you caught Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Condoms.....how do they work? The best friend is on birth control. Didn't think of it as an issue. Doctor tells me that you can get chlamydia from blowjobs, or any swap of bodily fluids. (I wore a condom with her friend every time.) Then your F-buddy probably gave you the clap, so don't feel guilty. She's probably been screwing a number of guys ..... maybe you're lucky that's all you caught Nah. Her friend was known for being a whore. I thought I'd played it safe. Not safe enough, I guess. |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:41:21 AM EDT
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Nope. Any way I can prove that without posting pics in the forum? (I'll message a mod or something.) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Almost there... They think you are GuyInFL, who was banned, but since your state says California, they are assuming you re-upped under a new name. He had threads like this all the time. So WERE you GuyInFL? Nope. Any way I can prove that without posting pics in the forum? (I'll message a mod or something.) send pics of your stripper sister for proof. |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:41:32 AM EDT
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This thread has some great memes.
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:41:34 AM EDT
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Spray some windex on it. I read it has ammonia as an active ingredient. Should rub it right out.
That or set it on fire! Fire kills everything. |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:42:10 AM EDT
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Chlymadia is normally asympomatic in males. It really can be a silent bug.
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:42:16 AM EDT
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send pics of your stripper sister for proof. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Almost there... They think you are GuyInFL, who was banned, but since your state says California, they are assuming you re-upped under a new name. He had threads like this all the time. So WERE you GuyInFL? Nope. Any way I can prove that without posting pics in the forum? (I'll message a mod or something.) send pics of your stripper sister for proof.
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:42:38 AM EDT
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Thread of the year material right here
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:42:51 AM EDT
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Spray some windex on it. I read it has ammonia as an active ingredient. Should rub it right out. Lol. Somehow I feel like that's the worst idea ever. |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:43:15 AM EDT
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I got it from sleeping with my best friend's acquaintance almost two years ago. And I didn't know I caught it. Me and my best friend have been sleeping together, and kind of have a thing going, and she got tested. She had it. And thought I was fucking other girls without telling her (not "cheating" but not safe). We worked it out, and our arrangement will continue, but I feel insanely guilty, and dirty... and sick... If it was just me, I wouldn't really care. Just take some antibiotics, and get that shit cleared up. But.. I gave it to my friend and we've had it almost 2 years without knowing. She's had stomach problems and stuff ever since, but we've never really connected it, as it wasn't on the radar. And I would feel like a total monster if it damages her permanently... (I will not be posting pics, you dicks )....
I feel horrible. I fucked up so bad. 
Has anybody dealt with anything like this? What kind of idiot now a days barebacks and doesn't get tested regularly? |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:43:20 AM EDT
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Pics or it didn't happen...
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:43:21 AM EDT
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Was the poon worth it?
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:43:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They think you are GuyInFL, who was banned, but since your state says California, they are assuming you re-upped under a new name. He had threads like this all the time. So WERE you GuyInFL? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Almost there... They think you are GuyInFL, who was banned, but since your state says California, they are assuming you re-upped under a new name. He had threads like this all the time. So WERE you GuyInFL? Either that or GuyInFL's stripper sister moved to CA She's been "arrangement-ing" with OP.
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:44:06 AM EDT
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What kind of idiot now a days barebacks and doesn't get tested regularly? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I got it from sleeping with my best friend's acquaintance almost two years ago. And I didn't know I caught it. Me and my best friend have been sleeping together, and kind of have a thing going, and she got tested. She had it. And thought I was fucking other girls without telling her (not "cheating" but not safe). We worked it out, and our arrangement will continue, but I feel insanely guilty, and dirty... and sick... If it was just me, I wouldn't really care. Just take some antibiotics, and get that shit cleared up. But.. I gave it to my friend and we've had it almost 2 years without knowing. She's had stomach problems and stuff ever since, but we've never really connected it, as it wasn't on the radar. And I would feel like a total monster if it damages her permanently... (I will not be posting pics, you dicks )....
I feel horrible. I fucked up so bad.
Has anybody dealt with anything like this? What kind of idiot now a days barebacks and doesn't get tested regularly? Lol. Apparently I did. (Not making that mistake again.) |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:44:19 AM EDT
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No pictures? Fail OP.
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:44:22 AM EDT
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Lol. Somehow I feel like that's the worst idea ever. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Spray some windex on it. I read it has ammonia as an active ingredient. Should rub it right out. Lol. Somehow I feel like that's the worst idea ever. Nope. We're past that already. 
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:44:36 AM EDT
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Was the poon worth it? 
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:45:03 AM EDT
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In on pg 2
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:45:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:45:38 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:46:07 AM EDT
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Do you even condom?
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:46:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:46:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:46:33 AM EDT
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I'd like to understand the thought process when it hit you, "Hey, I should post this in General Discussion on AR15.com!!!". Actually, no. No, I wouldn't. He gave a girl Chlamydia, he gave General Discussion AIDS.
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:46:48 AM EDT
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 Ok I am done |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:47:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryFuck it. They're funny. Keep 'em coming. At this point, why not? |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:47:21 AM EDT
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The best friend is on birth control. Didn't think of it as an issue. Doctor tells me that you can get chlamydia from blowjobs, or any swap of bodily fluids. (I wore a condom with her friend every time.) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Condoms.....how do they work? The best friend is on birth control. Didn't think of it as an issue. Doctor tells me that you can get chlamydia from blowjobs, or any swap of bodily fluids. (I wore a condom with her friend every time.) I'm going with "No Shit" for $400 Alex. |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:47:29 AM EDT
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You had drippy dick and didn't notice? I CALL BS! BULL-SHIT. The crabs where probably eating the drips until they found his herpes. |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:47:37 AM EDT
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At least you had fun contracting it...hahahaha
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:47:51 AM EDT
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I work at a hospital and what you got is nothing. You got lucky. I know people here will tell you to get as much poon as possible, but even using protection will not save your ass all the time. Don't fuck yourself up by sleeping around so much, because you may catch something sooner or later, which will fuck shit up for you when you finally meet someone you really care about. I'll keep that in mind. Everybody's allowed one mistake, right? |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:47:56 AM EDT
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Ok last one
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:48:00 AM EDT
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LOL, reminds me of a friend of mine who caught the drip, then used rubbing alcohol and peroxide on his junk thinking it would wash off
Too little too late 
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:48:41 AM EDT
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let me see if I under stand this correctly. you have a best friend you have sex with and I am thinking it's a she and you had sex with a guy si us an acquaintance with 2 years ago and may have gotten the big C then passed it on to her?
Nope no help from me I don't need the headache |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:49:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryDidn't catch gonorrhea. 
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:49:47 AM EDT
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Fuck it. They're funny. Keep 'em coming. At this point, why not? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Fuck it. They're funny. Keep 'em coming. At this point, why not? Because you are not funny. Go away. |
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Posted: 1/29/2014 7:49:59 AM EDT
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let me see if I under stand this correctly. you have a best friend you have sex with and I am thinking it's a she and you had sex with a guy si us an acquaintance with 2 years ago and may have gotten the big C then passed it on to her? Nope no help from me I don't need the headache NOOOOO. |
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