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Posted: 2/11/2006 6:32:28 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 6:35:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 6:38:55 AM EDT
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Maybe she thought you were gay and didn't feel threatend by you. You might not get the pie but hey you will probably get to watch her walk around naked.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 6:40:45 AM EDT
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Don't shit where you eat. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 6:41:03 AM EDT
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This will either turnout great or be a trainwreck. I hope you like flowery curtains and shit like that because it will appear out of no where as estrogen starts taking a foothold.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 6:47:38 AM EDT
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Tag for pics.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 6:58:38 AM EDT
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Me too - face down!  CMOS |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:02:26 AM EDT
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Do not pass up this oppourtunity. One night you will both be drunk at home &.........................
It always happens with hot roommates, well at least for me a long time ago in college. 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:04:54 AM EDT
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Will you be OK with her bring dudes home and banging walls to all hours of the night, and in some (if not many) cases extended sleep-overs?
I wouldn't and its tougher to kick 'em out than it is to get them in Think it through and at a minimum, set reasonable ground rules - face to face and maybe even in writing. Oh, and get her payment commitment in writing too. Unless of courser you are doing this to nail her on a daily basis. then a different set of advice will apply. 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:07:53 AM EDT
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no pics yet?
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:10:23 AM EDT
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Exactly... |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:16:03 AM EDT
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The BF's gonna bone her up one wall, and down the other. You can't watch, but you have to listen....at 2 in the AM....and again when they wake up, and again, before he leaves. You're screwed. Really, I'm just tagging this so I can read about your regrets in a monmth or two when you finally figure out she's an f'ing loon. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:20:06 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:28:26 AM EDT
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I have nothing to add to that, except a big +1 |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:30:55 AM EDT
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she could be the hot girl with the fat friends 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:30:57 AM EDT
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This is too good to not tag..
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:31:02 AM EDT
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Dear Penthouse Forum . . . .
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:46:31 AM EDT
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Yup must tag...
ETA: a safe is needed... I personally think that Las Vegas Cocktail waitress are just striper's in training. Maybe she can practice for you? |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:51:31 AM EDT
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22yo Hot Blonde online = 220 lb fat short chick with acne and tattoos, blonde from a bottle no doubt.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:52:28 AM EDT
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I say do it...
We need pics here though! |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:52:58 AM EDT
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this ought to be good ......
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Posted: 2/11/2006 7:56:45 AM EDT
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+1 on the safe. If you don't have a gun safe, you should think about getting one. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:02:10 AM EDT
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Watch?? No way is that spectator sport.... 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:04:24 AM EDT
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She said she is from Texas, though, so maybe there is hope?
Sadly my friend that means nothing these days. She could be a moonbat from Austin or a blue blood from Dallas in Vegas to prove to her parents she can make it on her own and be very anti gun. Good advice given by all above but I'll add.......Run Forrest Run. 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:06:42 AM EDT
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No there aren't, when she's having loud sex with some other guy and won't give you the time of day. BTDT |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:11:52 AM EDT
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Didn't see that, but yeah, that's my point exactly. Not only that, but you'll be surprised at the sort of scuzzy-ass boneheads a hot chick will pick up. Many a night I spent in my room with the shotgun at hand (this was before I got an AR )
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:13:19 AM EDT
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Who said anything about a Cleveland Steamer?? 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:13:32 AM EDT
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for security reasons, of course.....to make sure she doesn't do something unwholesome with your toothbrush when she's pissed!.... 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:19:19 AM EDT
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If you have to ask (especialy at ARF.COM), I suguest you back off & re-evaluate yourself to discover if you have any moral foundations. Being deficient in this area will leade to multiple problems for yourself & all you interreact with...life can get real shitty if you live by the cultural norms espoused by hollywood...
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:24:25 AM EDT
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I don't have the slightest idea what this meant and still laughed my ass off. -- Oh, the roomate will turn out just fine. Finding a small place in LV is almost impossible, and I'm sure she's a real nice girl. If she was a hooker, she'd have a nice apartment already. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 8:47:18 AM EDT
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No it's not. Finding a small place for a reasonable price that isn't in the middle of the ghetto is difficult, but they're out there. The problem with Las Vegas is that there are so many transients and straight-up fucking whackjobs you do NOT want to room with somebody you don't know. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 9:00:08 AM EDT
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tag for the inevitable trainwreck.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 9:01:02 AM EDT
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I hope you ran her credit.
It's all fun and games until you get her pregnant. I've been married to my "roomate" for going on 4 years now. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 9:05:00 AM EDT
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Unless you need a roommate, why in the world would you want one?
Put a weightbench or a pool table in the extra bedroom. You'll get more use out of either of those than that hot blonde. Coming from someone who lives with a woman...it's OVERRATED. I'd much rather be able to spread out a wargame, or some of those toy cars that run on tracks, or a bunch of rifle parts on the living room floor and play with them for a week, never being nagged to pick up. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 9:05:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 9:38:13 AM EDT
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Yeah....and I'll bet shes a real SCREAMER too 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 9:39:15 AM EDT
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It's hard to run a credit check on an imaginary person. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:53:25 AM EDT
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Hmm, I though WMW had a girlfriend "that made him realize that having a committed and caring relationship with a woman over a long period of time is one of the most satisfying things one can have in life, more than any celluloid woman can offer."
Also, I found this gem: "FNC? Anyway, I own a Bushmaster AR15, and I love it. I only have that and a shotgun, though. -Bill" |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 2:00:28 PM EDT
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...and then, one night, when you're both a little drunk and cuddling....she asks you:
" Have you ever seen the movie: " The Crying Game" 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 2:16:09 PM EDT
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Cleveland Steamer
the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 2:17:48 PM EDT
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Now thats something I haven't heard before... |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 2:21:26 PM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 2:30:58 PM EDT
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I've rented out my basement many times in the past, mostly with good luck. Draw up a good agreement that allows you to kick her out if she gets mental, but be sure to take a nice hot shower with her first, just to see if you two are compatible, then decide.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 2:33:51 PM EDT
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While he is busy worked the herd to jump the gernade you can bone the hottie . I may have turned in my playa card , but I still know the game . |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 2:33:59 PM EDT
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Bad idea. You'll wake up in a tub full of ice and your kidneys missing.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 3:10:53 PM EDT
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TAG
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Posted: 2/11/2006 3:26:22 PM EDT
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Kidney Blocker 2000. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 4:10:43 PM EDT
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Tell her you've changed your mind. If she tries to persuade (which she will if she's as eager as you said she is) you tell her things could be "arranged" and make the arrangement is clear before letting her stay.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 4:16:27 PM EDT
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wait till she starts having threesomes and you ain't invited
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Posted: 2/11/2006 4:16:43 PM EDT
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I vote shes a bunnyboiler.
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