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Posted: 1/5/2006 4:24:50 AM EDT
[#1]
Guess who?
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Posted: 1/5/2006 4:34:21 AM EDT
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Taffy, I don't want to know how or why you had that pick at the ready. That is uber ghey. 
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Posted: 1/5/2006 4:53:04 AM EDT
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Everyone loves wooden pickles.
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Posted: 1/5/2006 5:39:44 AM EDT
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Tell the truth FriDge, you took it home didn't you!!!....
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Posted: 1/5/2006 5:46:53 AM EDT
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Oh.. wow...
 I bet you said "ew" at first but "oh, i always needed one.." later. 
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Posted: 1/5/2006 5:49:40 AM EDT
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You can still save it. Just whittle down the tip and slap on a hammer head! ETA: No sense in waisting "good wood". 
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Posted: 1/5/2006 5:54:38 AM EDT
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Soooooo, where is it now? Don't lie...you kept it, didn't you? I mean c'mon, it's 9 inches...
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Posted: 1/5/2006 5:57:39 AM EDT
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It's twue! It's twue! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 6:02:56 AM EDT
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That'll leave a mark! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 6:12:51 AM EDT
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Wow.
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Posted: 1/5/2006 6:14:51 AM EDT
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You better tell your buddy to get a hazmat suit and get to cleaning that condo ASAP. There's no telling what's all over the walls and carpets. Maybe he should get one of those lights like I've seen those investigative shows use that shows stains and stuff, it's like a blacklight I think.
I once saw an episode of Dateline or some similar show that looked into how clean motel rooms really are (or aren't). They took one of those lights to several different motel rooms and they discovered many stains not visible in regular light. The stains turned out to be fecal material as well as semen. I've thought about that every time I've been to a motel room since.
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Posted: 1/5/2006 6:34:44 PM EDT
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FIRST of all it went in the trash... SECOND, if I... Nevermind.
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Posted: 1/5/2006 7:25:32 PM EDT
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My folks had pawn shop when i was in HS
we would buy the contents storage units that were behind on rent you could look in but not open any boxes and submit a bid over the years we found boxes and boxes of errr equipment on diffrent occasions still gives me the willys |
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Posted: 1/5/2006 8:33:05 PM EDT
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You wouldn't believe what I found at the bottom of my snob zero near the floor....
48 inches of stainless...... kick stand. Yahoo! now I just have to screw it.... twice.... into place. 
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Posted: 1/5/2006 8:39:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/5/2006 9:49:54 PM EDT
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FUCKER!!! Now THAT is funny!!!
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Posted: 1/6/2006 12:00:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/6/2006 12:21:41 AM EDT
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You're lyin, we all know you took it home and turned it into a whistle....  
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Posted: 1/6/2006 1:46:40 AM EDT
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Well if you want to know...I'm using firefox which has a google search bar at the top of the page...enter wooen penis and hit enter(  )...voila...I'm not ghay I just use googleSo there ya go...inquisitive one...It's not rocket science Taffy |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 2:11:48 AM EDT
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A carved dong can be useful in some applications. One day at the end of a particularly long job my co worker and I carved a dong out of an old dried up tube of fire caulk, we then affixed it to a nice drawing on a piece of cardboard. The drawing was of a guy with his pants down and a little conversation bubble saying, "Do you mind I'm trying to take a shit!" Placed it in the porta john and left the job site.
Unfortunately the GC knew it was us since we were the last ones there, so he boxed it up and shipped it to our shop with a note saying that it was the best porta potty art he had ever seen and he couldn't bring himself to destroy it. My other co workers just thought it was gay. |
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Posted: 1/6/2006 2:54:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/6/2006 3:09:12 AM EDT
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Perhaps Pinnochio's girlfriend couldn't be satisfied by conventional means?
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Posted: 1/7/2006 1:18:33 PM EDT
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You had wood in your hand.....heh....hehheeh.
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Posted: 1/7/2006 3:44:28 PM EDT
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Maybe it was a Lyndon Johnson as I remember he fucked up a lot of things.
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