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Link Posted: 8/19/2004 8:10:44 PM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
I was 15 she was 18. It was great because legal drinking age was 18 then and I'd call her and say hey why don't you come over and bring some beer and ding dongs.



Michael, Michael, Michael.    It's your responsibility to provide the ding dong.  
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 8:22:28 PM EDT
[#2]

I was 23, she was 22.  It was our wedding night.  

First time for either of us, by choice.



Link Posted: 8/19/2004 8:39:32 PM EDT
[#3]
I was 16 and she was 19.  Her name was Storm, and it was a wild night.  It was a school overnight trip to an out of state match, and she was the coach's daughter.  My roommate and I just swapped rooms with her and her roommate.  We both had a shit eating grin on our face at the team breakfast the next morning.  

I spent the rest of high school worried that Coach was going to find me out.

All these years later and I don't remember anybodies name on the team, but I can recall every detail about that night.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 9:00:50 PM EDT
[#4]
I was 15 and she was the prettiest one in the barn.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 9:04:59 PM EDT
[#5]
14
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 9:08:28 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 9:12:42 PM EDT
[#7]
I was 19, she was 34.  Got it on the dining room table.  Man I miss being young.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 9:12:50 PM EDT
[#8]
I was 14, she was 16 and we lived together. What else was I supposed to do, I lived with a hot older chick that wanted me, I dont know what our parents were thinking. And before anyone asks we arent related and never have been.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 9:23:42 PM EDT
[#9]
14/14. Good experience on both sides.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 9:43:52 PM EDT
[#10]
I was 18 and she was 15 (I thought she was 16). In my room on my bed.

I met her right after her birthday. She told me she had just turned 16. One year later we went to her dads house for her birthday. He ordered pizza and we sat down to eat. He said "so how does it feel to be sweet 16"? I just about choked to death on my pop. She had me fooled for a year. Should have been a lesson for what was to come.

We got married a few months after that. Marriage lasted 5 years until I found out she was cheating on me.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 9:52:29 PM EDT
[#11]
20.

7? 8 ? 10? WTF???

excuse me while I go lock my kids' doors and throw away the key......
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 9:57:49 PM EDT
[#12]
20, I was late.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:02:22 PM EDT
[#13]
17, she was 16.

Nothing like real authentic Mexican taco!
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 10:02:57 PM EDT
[#14]
Nothing yet. No serious offers, either.

Now, ANAL virginity... nothing there either, and I hope to keep it that way. Which I guess means I better stay out of prison.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 11:54:52 PM EDT
[#15]
Your sister?




Quoted:
Let me think.....it was my sister's birthday and she just asked me what I got her.....
Oh yeah!!
I was 16, she was 18.
SGatr15

Link Posted: 8/20/2004 12:15:40 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Let me think.....it was my sister's birthday and she just asked me what I got her.....


Oh yeah!!


I was 16, she was 18.


SGatr15



……you did your sister! No wonder you play with  dolls action figures now…
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 12:16:43 AM EDT
[#17]
Hey..........she was HOT!!!!!!!!


Sgtar15
PS  It's a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:00:18 AM EDT
[#18]
14, down on the banks of the river with a 15 year old girl. Summer vacation, visiting my mother in the Dominican Republic.  
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:12:07 AM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:28:27 AM EDT
[#20]
I was 15, she was 14.   I used some moves I learned by watching the spice channel.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:43:12 AM EDT
[#21]
I was 35, I don't know how old she was.  The duct tape kept muffling her answer.  
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:47:32 AM EDT
[#22]
14 yrs. old.  

Story???  Well, a gentlemen never tells.  
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:48:49 AM EDT
[#23]
I was 13 she was a 14 y/o Iranian chick on a Motel 6 floor! Her 21 y/o aunt was doing my 14 year old friend on the bed...

Her father would have literally had my head if he found out!... That was a LONG time ago....

Middle eastern women sure are hairy....  
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 2:34:29 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
I was 23, she was 22.  It was our wedding night.  

First time for either of us, by choice.






+1
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 2:47:02 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
20, I was late.



Fortunately, you only have to worry if SHE'S late.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 3:50:55 AM EDT
[#26]
i was 16, she 17.. i was jacked up on drugs after wisdom teeth removal...
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 3:55:34 AM EDT
[#27]
No number to give.
I'm currently 22.

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 3:57:46 AM EDT
[#28]
This one time at band camp.....
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 3:58:03 AM EDT
[#29]
Lost Virginity?

I didn't lose anything, I was giving that shit away free.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:02:20 AM EDT
[#30]
Me 16. Her 18.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:05:07 AM EDT
[#31]
2, but  I don't like to talk about it.
Just kidding.

16.  She was probably 15, but who cares.  My friends kept opening the door and were out in the living room cranking up "Get Down Make Love" by Queen.  It was hilarious and humiliating at the same time.  I don't think I busted a nut, so does that count?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:07:02 AM EDT
[#32]
I was 17, she was 16.  She was hotter than hell too. She was my best friend.

But before I lost mine, I wanted to eat at the Y for awhile.  So I did.


TXL


Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:07:27 AM EDT
[#33]
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:09:59 AM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
I have yet to find out, 34 and counting...





i think he meant a pitcher not a catcher
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:10:09 AM EDT
[#35]
A poll would make finding out the average easier :)
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:16:16 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
I was 15 and she was the prettiest one in the barn.



Now there's a simple sentence that you can read much into.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:17:00 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
A poll would make finding out the average easier :)




this whole thread is about a pole, and getting it wet outside of a shower
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:19:42 AM EDT
[#38]
We were both 19.  She and I had gone through school together, and at one point she had hated my guts.  I came back from college, we ended up hanging out in a big group of friends, and one thing led to another.  

Her: "I've had fun, I don't want to go home."
Me: "Yeah, this has been great.  It's a shame we missed so much of the concernt."
Her: "Yeah...  Hey, let's go check out that porn shop over there!"

The rest, as they say, is history.  We dated breifly after that, but she eventually dumped me because she couldn't accept the fact that I was not controlling like the rest of her boyfriends had been.  The day before my wife and I went on our first date, she called me up and asked if we could go hang out.  She bought me dinner and told me that dumping me had beeon one of the biggest mistakes of her life.  She said she deeply regretted it and was hoping we could just be friends again.  After dinner we went back to my apartment, where things got intimate pretty quickly.  She went to put her hand in my pants, and I stopped her, saying "Thank you for dinner, but this isn't happening.  I think you need to go home."  She left crying, but the crazy girl still tries to get in touch with me to this day, even though she knows I'm happily married with three kids and live in another city.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:22:02 AM EDT
[#39]
I was 19 she was 28.
She was pretty patient while I "figured" things out.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:04:45 AM EDT
[#40]
How did so many of you bastards get lucky enough to hook up with older chicks for your first time?  Passed the first time many years ago myself but have still never landed an older woman.  I just want to find of if the words to the song - Older women are beautiful lovers - has any real meaning.



OBTW   Me 19     She 16   in my truck
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:50:20 AM EDT
[#41]
Not yet  SO DAMN CLOSE THOUGH!  Done just about every except the only thing that matters.

Here's my stroy origianlly posted in the "worst thing done to a friend" post.

Again, at a party he (my fiend) threw, again we were all drunk as fuck (1 year later) of course. His younger sister and I started talking and flirting. Next thing I now, we're in her bedroom and she's giving me a BJ. Right as I'm about to come, he (my friend, her brother) opens the door and I well...ya know...right in her face as he watched. I can tell ya...that is one of THE MOST awkward situations to be in. Dick in your best friend's sister's mouth and he walks in and BOOM! After I was 'done' I looked at him. Needless to say I was speechless...I laughingly said "Man...thats just shit timing." He closed the door. He didn't speak to me for about a month. Then he came around when me and his sister broke up.

My best friends younger sister.  I couldn't believe he held the door open that long.  
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 8:29:02 AM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 8:38:15 AM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
Lock the door next time,  OK?



CJ



lol, NO SHIT!  

ive walked in on my brother and his gf's twice.. one was his ex, the other his current. ex was embarrassed, current gf was like... "uhh, whoops, go away!" LOL
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 8:38:41 AM EDT
[#44]
Both of us were 18, her dorm room.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 8:39:25 AM EDT
[#45]
21... with my former drama teacher (buxom 30 yr old)
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 8:40:10 AM EDT
[#46]
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 8:41:00 AM EDT
[#47]
I was 18 and she was 18. I didn't have a flag with me, so I just squinted and thought about Cindy Crawford.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:44:17 AM EDT
[#48]
I was 25.  She was 24.  We got married 6 months later.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:09:31 PM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
Forgot to mention, curently 15.




Get busy, boy! What's the matter? Don't like PIE?  
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:12:00 PM EDT
[#50]
13

she was very much older
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