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Michael, Michael, Michael. It's your responsibility to provide the ding dong. |
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I was 23, she was 22. It was our wedding night. First time for either of us, by choice. |
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I was 16 and she was 19. Her name was Storm, and it was a wild night. It was a school overnight trip to an out of state match, and she was the coach's daughter. My roommate and I just swapped rooms with her and her roommate. We both had a shit eating grin on our face at the team breakfast the next morning.
I spent the rest of high school worried that Coach was going to find me out. All these years later and I don't remember anybodies name on the team, but I can recall every detail about that night. |
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LMAO Hey I was only 15 what do you expect? It was good seeing you at the match. Hope you had a good time. |
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I was 19, she was 34. Got it on the dining room table. Man I miss being young.
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I was 14, she was 16 and we lived together. What else was I supposed to do, I lived with a hot older chick that wanted me, I dont know what our parents were thinking. And before anyone asks we arent related and never have been.
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I was 18 and she was 15 (I thought she was 16). In my room on my bed.
I met her right after her birthday. She told me she had just turned 16. One year later we went to her dads house for her birthday. He ordered pizza and we sat down to eat. He said "so how does it feel to be sweet 16"? I just about choked to death on my pop. She had me fooled for a year. Should have been a lesson for what was to come. We got married a few months after that. Marriage lasted 5 years until I found out she was cheating on me. |
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7? 8 ? 10? WTF??? excuse me while I go lock my kids' doors and throw away the key...... |
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Nothing yet. No serious offers, either.
Now, ANAL virginity... nothing there either, and I hope to keep it that way. Which I guess means I better stay out of prison. |
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Your sister?
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……you did your sister! No wonder you play with |
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Hey..........she was HOT!!!!!!!!
Sgtar15 PS It's a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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14, down on the banks of the river with a 15 year old girl. Summer vacation, visiting my mother in the Dominican Republic.
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I was 15, she was 14. I used some moves I learned by watching the spice channel.
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I was 35, I don't know how old she was. The duct tape kept muffling her answer.
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I was 13 she was a 14 y/o Iranian chick on a Motel 6 floor! Her 21 y/o aunt was doing my 14 year old friend on the bed...
Her father would have literally had my head if he found out!... That was a LONG time ago.... Middle eastern women sure are hairy.... |
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Fortunately, you only have to worry if SHE'S late. |
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i was 16, she 17.. i was jacked up on drugs after wisdom teeth removal...
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Lost Virginity?
I didn't lose anything, I was giving that shit away free. |
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2, but I don't like to talk about it.
Just kidding. 16. She was probably 15, but who cares. My friends kept opening the door and were out in the living room cranking up "Get Down Make Love" by Queen. It was hilarious and humiliating at the same time. I don't think I busted a nut, so does that count? |
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I was 17, she was 16. She was hotter than hell too. She was my best friend.
But before I lost mine, I wanted to eat at the Y for awhile. So I did. TXL |
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I was 18, she was 18 as well. At a friend's house. It was a very pleasant and completly non-traumatic experience. Very, VERY nice.
But previously, I lost my oral sex virginity (a few months earlier) with the papergirl. She was 16 and a redhead, and....man! What memories! I have never since encountered a finer body so closely. It was a mutual oral thing, and my first good look at the "essential difference" between men and women. I got a VERY good look at it. An eyeful, you might say...or maybe a faceful! She had a particularly fine specimen, to say the least! I've been crazy for that stuff ever since! CJ |
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i think he meant a pitcher not a catcher |
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Now there's a simple sentence that you can read much into. |
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this whole thread is about a pole, and getting it wet outside of a shower |
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We were both 19. She and I had gone through school together, and at one point she had hated my guts. I came back from college, we ended up hanging out in a big group of friends, and one thing led to another.
Her: "I've had fun, I don't want to go home." Me: "Yeah, this has been great. It's a shame we missed so much of the concernt." Her: "Yeah... Hey, let's go check out that porn shop over there!" The rest, as they say, is history. We dated breifly after that, but she eventually dumped me because she couldn't accept the fact that I was not controlling like the rest of her boyfriends had been. The day before my wife and I went on our first date, she called me up and asked if we could go hang out. She bought me dinner and told me that dumping me had beeon one of the biggest mistakes of her life. She said she deeply regretted it and was hoping we could just be friends again. After dinner we went back to my apartment, where things got intimate pretty quickly. She went to put her hand in my pants, and I stopped her, saying "Thank you for dinner, but this isn't happening. I think you need to go home." She left crying, but the crazy girl still tries to get in touch with me to this day, even though she knows I'm happily married with three kids and live in another city. Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas... |
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I was 19 she was 28.
She was pretty patient while I "figured" things out. |
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How did so many of you bastards get lucky enough to hook up with older chicks for your first time? Passed the first time many years ago myself but have still never landed an older woman. I just want to find of if the words to the song - Older women are beautiful lovers - has any real meaning.
OBTW Me 19 She 16 in my truck |
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Not yet SO DAMN CLOSE THOUGH! Done just about every except the only thing that matters.
Here's my stroy origianlly posted in the "worst thing done to a friend" post. Again, at a party he (my fiend) threw, again we were all drunk as fuck (1 year later) of course. His younger sister and I started talking and flirting. Next thing I now, we're in her bedroom and she's giving me a BJ. Right as I'm about to come, he (my friend, her brother) opens the door and I well...ya know...right in her face as he watched. I can tell ya...that is one of THE MOST awkward situations to be in. Dick in your best friend's sister's mouth and he walks in and BOOM! After I was 'done' I looked at him. Needless to say I was speechless...I laughingly said "Man...thats just shit timing." He closed the door. He didn't speak to me for about a month. Then he came around when me and his sister broke up. My best friends younger sister. I couldn't believe he held the door open that long. |
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lol, NO SHIT! ive walked in on my brother and his gf's twice.. one was his ex, the other his current. ex was embarrassed, current gf was like... "uhh, whoops, go away!" LOL |
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You win. Someone lock this thread, it's over! |
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I was 18 and she was 18. I didn't have a flag with me, so I just squinted and thought about Cindy Crawford.
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Get busy, boy! What's the matter? Don't like PIE? |
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